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Greer @thegreer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Anne McCaffrey's Pern is what's happening.
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This looks like what an abusive asshole teenager would write on his girlfriend in sharpie when she passed out.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 28/07/2026
The whole point of living in a country and paying stupid amounts of money in taxes is being able to assume that if you can buy a thing it is relatively safe. That isn't true - especially for supplements. And we should all be angrier that it isn't.
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The King of the Smize!
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
God bless these Swiss dudes and all the gynecologists advocating for less pain in gynecological procedures. I didn't pass out or vomit from IUD insertion, but it sure hurt like the dickens every time. And I *100% did not know* that those demon scissors on the left were being used inside my body.
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Why is gynecology still using a Civil War-era tool?
A new medical device is part of a broader effort to make gynecological care less painful — and to take patients more seriously.
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/06/2026
the infallible court wizards are only demanding I sacrifice 40% of my children this year. feeling pretty good
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I struggle on Noah's #3! Perhaps we need to create a proxy system to allow those who are ill to continue to represent their constituents -- even if such a rule would further enable the gerontocracy.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ruling against TPS for Haitians, the Trump justices on the Supreme Court have set a new impossible standard for proving discrimination against non-whites: if there is any other reason *in addition* to the racism, the racism doesn’t count www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Mullin now sets up an even more impossible double standard. If the government wants to discriminate against Black people, any pretext will do. “As long as there is a plausible basis—any plausible articulable basis—for the government’s action, then the Court will look to that basis as sufficient,” Aderson Francois, a law professor at Georgetown University, told me, “even in the face of evidence that government actors were motivated by animus.” If a Black person wants to prove they’ve been discriminated against, however, no amount of evidence will suffice.

“This Court sees race when it wants to, and blinds itself to racism in most other cases,” Melissa Murray, a law professor at NYU, told me. “It’s hard to imagine how egregious the statement would have to be to be considered ‘overtly racial’.”
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Universal Hub @universalhub.com · 25/06/2026
United Way of Mass Bay has set up a fund to help Haitian and Syrian TPS holders and their families unitedwaymassbay.org/united-respo...
unitedwaymassbay.org
United Response Fund - United Way of Massachusetts Bay
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20/06/2026
we vote to try to consolidate enough power to make the world we want, and we organize to protect each other from the flaws of the world we have. yes, and. both, always. stop yelling at people who aren't currently doing the one you think matters, man, and do your thing even harder instead!
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Okay but What would YOUR totally gratuitous White House lawn event be, if YOU were the mad king of a dying superpower
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The historian Gordon Wood, who died yesterday after being run over by a motorist in East Providence, was my dissertation advisor. He was 92. Here are some memories of him. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/gordo...
talkingpointsmemo.com
Gordon Wood Dies at 92
I just heard the news that Gordon Wood, a towering figure in...
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Musk functionally ran the US government for 6 months last year and managed to: increase spending, slash services, kill 100,000s, and help nurture both Ebola & Screwworms. Yet somehow no one mentions this when they talk about the company he is going to take public this week.
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Plus, I loved using weird antiquated turns of phrase as a kid. Huzzah! Greetings and salutations! How’s tricks? And yes, I *was* a joy to have in class, why do you ask?
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Here to appreciate the high-quality inside joke from this Treasury official in her goodbye.
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Kate Hudson: 'We're Here Because of the Music'
ALT: Kate Hudson: 'We're Here Because of the Music'
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 28/04/2026
It’s not the most pressing crisis this country faces but I cannot get over the fact that a qualification for being a top lawyer at the DOJ now is apparently being functionally illiterate. This shit reads like a seventh grader wrote it. What are we doing here man.
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The Almighty Tallest @spooknine.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Tired: gerrymander extra House seats Wired: Massachusetts breaks up into 10 individual states, each with two Senators
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
OK but did anyone check defense counsel for a pulse? Obviously they also need to be disbarred. What sort of stroked-out public defender are they putting on murder cases in New Mexico?
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Screenshot of webpage displaying Supreme Court decision. The page reads:

SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES
Syllabus
LOUISIANA v. CALLAIS ET AL.
APPEAL FROM THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE
WESTERN DISTRICT OF LOUISIANA
No. 24–109. Argued October 15, 2025—Decided April 29, 2026*

Above it is a search box reading "purcell 0/0"
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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Take it away, Yakko!
youtu.be
Yakko’s World but it’s only the countries that the CIA has sabotaged with attempted coups
YouTube video by Nicholas Black
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The Lubavitcher Rebbe lacks a plan to tackle inflation.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Excellent essay, though like a lot of the right’s current pathologies I think much of this has more mundane personal origins: Conservative parents send their kids to college, and they come back rejecting and ridiculing the worldview they were raised with.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“Nathan Hansen, a right-wing attorney and influential X user who has amplified racist conspiracies and fringe legal theories, will make decisions on which immigrants will be deported in his new job as an immigration judge at Fort Snelling.”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
An argument
An argument 
 
They placed us under blockade and prevented trade with even our closest of neighbors. It was for our own good they said. A kind of kick in the ass. To jumpstart a thirst for our own freedom. As if the prospect had never occurred to us. Some of us soon took up arms against our own leaders. Such arms as were at hand. Could be thrown together in haste. That provided the bravest and the most desperate among us with an eternal kind of freedom in short order. Next it came time to receive their always inevitable bombs. For our own good they said once again. I thought of a time when my father made me smoke an entire pack of cigarettes in front of him and yet here I sit smoking now. I watched a missile arcing through the night sky toward the town where he is buried and one of ours snaking upward to embrace it. It was like a sentence scribbled in orange ink in the clouds with an unsteady hand. I had this silly thought about how to prevent them both from ever landing but I haven’t yet learned how to convince you that other people are real.
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hi Steve! Longtime constituent! Please get on a plane and get back there! If you are not visibly and loudly pushing back against WAR CRIMES, who are you representing?
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
GET ON A PLANE, LIZ.
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Senator, are you back in D.C.?
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball
Headline: 
Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran
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@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is a horrible story about a CNN crew being beaten & detained by Israeli troops. www.cnn.com/2026/03/27/m...
cnn.com
Israeli soldiers echo settler ideology, talk of revenge after targeting Palestinians and detaining CNN crew in the West Bank | CNN
Twelve hours after Israeli settlers brutally attacked several Palestinians and established a new illegal outpost in their village, the Israeli military stepped in.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A very real problem with our foreign policy is that we are able to easily kill for causes we don’t actually think are worth dying for
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intracranial aneurysm (spooky, scary) @chemotaxis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
historians are gonna have a hell of a time with all this. “Nobody was willing to change their lives or die for any of this but they did it anyway”
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Nic Anstett @nicanstett.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Trans rights, ending ICE, and freeing Palestine all got huge cheers at my local No Kings protest. These are mainstream positions for the Democratic electorate. The party needs to fucking catch up.
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Nope Nope #NoKings #Michigan
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If I recall correctly the two biggest individual Republican rallies both killed people and their causes were: 1) the glory of the Confederacy 2) the loser of the election gets to remain in power bc they say so
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Sign of the Day (from NYC):
A man at a protest holds a sign with a Venn diagram. In one circle: Dumbest Shit You've Ever Seen." In the other: Most Evil Shit You've Ever Seen." And arrow points to the overlapping area labeled: "You Are Here"
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
people, I am tired of repeating myself. re-file skulls when you're done with them. that means back in the skull filing cabinet. not on the cabinet, not near the cabinet, in the cabinet. we have a skull filing cabinet for a reason
someone left a skull on the floor next to the skull filing cabinet
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I don't know how to speak about being Jewish right now. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/my-only-pr...
michaelianblack.substack.com
My Only Prayer
We sat shiva when my mom died.
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Interviewer: Yeah, man. All that 'bless me father for I have sinned' garbage about considering your actions in hindsight, and deciding to act differently in the future, that was a real creation of the ... 1520s.
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
If I have to agree with Rand Paul or MTG one more time, I'm going to start drinking in the morning.
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Claas Gefroi @claasgefroi.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
♥️
"I don't do politics"

Because the news upsets me. Because I'm trying to "keep things positive!" Because it's bad for my mental health. Because I don't have time. Because I don't have energy. Because I don't want to offend you. Because it doesn't affect me. Because I have enough on my plate. Because I can see them coming, outside my window, I can see them coming, but they're not coming for me.

Alex Dawson
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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times
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Absolutely Not Sarah. @certainlynot.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
!!!!!!!
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Maybe I shouldn't be, but I'm surprised people take this Alpha School thing at all seriously. Does no one remember Rocketship or AltSchool or the other attempts at this digitally automated schooling? Time to re-up this from the AltSchool days. www.insidehighered.com/blogs/just-v...
insidehighered.com
That Won't Work, Bro
Announcing my new ed tech consultancy.
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Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
👀The federal judges in West Virginia, where ICE has been pulling over and detaining people on the freeway, are literally screaming about ICE's tactics. "It is an assault on the constitutional order," Judge Goodwin says. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here it is, your moment of zen.
Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them?

Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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