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Red Foreman

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Fishing, biking, boxing, gardening and hiking. Retired, sarcastic and crabby. I also curse too much. It's called schadenfreude. And I'm here for it.

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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Classic!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
can we just set up a fake Oval Bordello where Donny can pretend to be president and play patty-cake with his diaper nurse and stay out of trouble? FUN TRUE FACT: that's exactly what Donny's family did for his demented father Fred. thank you for your attention, etc. link is here: bit.ly/4gErFnM
now here’s a fun, true story. when Donny’s tyrant Klansman father Fred was completely lost to Alzheimer’s, his family built him a fake office where he would go every day to sign fake papers and have fake phone conversations with his secretary. having a familiar place to go every day kept old Fred happy and out of trouble.

can we just do that with Donny? can we build him a fake Oval Bordello down at his shitty Florida golf motel, and let him sit there all day long, posting dumbfuck memes onto his crappy app, playing Hide the Brain Cells with his diaper nurse, signing fake executive orders and holding fake press conferences? we could even put a fake Big Red Button on his fake Resolute Desk, so he could fake-nuke Iran.

come on. Donny’s brain has left the station. 25th Amendment now. as I never tire of saying, I’ll take my chances with the couch fucker.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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Mary L Trump @maryltrump.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Scott Bessent #oilprices
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
here's today's post: "holy shit, Dear Leader’s diaper nurse is even weirder than we thought" — what’s all this about hiding in a trunk and living in a locker room? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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holy shit, Dear Leader’s diaper nurse is even weirder than we thought
what’s all this about hiding in a trunk and living in a locker room?
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gotta love these 10 "Coward-in-a-Crate" memes!* *a/k/a "Bone-Spurs-in-a-Box" Collect 'em ALL!!! 😂 😍 😜 👍
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hehehehe
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You got to read this!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
here's today's post: "Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh." — the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Donny’s ‘Freedom 250’ sucks, and no one is showing up for it. try not to laugh.
the whole thing is a fucktacular disaster
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Vice President Couchfuck McGee is out here trying to convince us that Watergate was no big deal — and that, by extension, we should ignore Dear Leader's flagrant criming, too. thank you for you attention to my post in which I tell the furniture molester to fuck off. link is here: bit.ly/4uX1uwk
Nixon stepped down the very next day. he got on that helicopter and fuckity-byed it all the way back to his hidey-hole in San Clemente, California.

can you imagine any of that shit happening now? of course not. Donny’s been impeached twice already — and both times, it was the Republican leadership that let him off the hook by failing to vote to convict.

Donny is the kind of twenty-four-seven perpetual motion felony factory that Nixon could only dream about being. every day, he comes up with five new ways of shitting all over the Constitution and using the powers of his office to enrich himself.

can you imagine the current GOP leadership telling Dear Leader to cut it out, or else? can you imagine Fishin’ Trip Sammy Alito or Money Grubbin’ Clarence Thomas telling Donny to obey the law? can you imagine a single worthless scribbler of the corporate-controlled press calling for Donny to resign?

no, you can’t — because they’ve all normalized that shit. it’s just Donny being Donny. nothing to see here, move along.

it’s maddening.

and JD Vance can piss straight up a rope, for trying to convince us that corruption is normal, and no big deal — and that it’s useless to get all hot under the collar about it.

sorry, JD — we’re not falling for any of that bullshit. go fuck a couch.
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Ha!
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I love Jeff's posts but I never know if I should be laughing or crying.
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
May 29, 2026
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May 29, 2026
This morning, Senator John Cornyn (R-TX), who just lost his primary after President Donald J.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/05/2026
A gentle reminder
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
thanks to greed, incompetence and Preznit Fuckwit's infinite ego, the once-beautiful Reflecting Pool has been destroyed. awesome job, you decaying imbecile. thank you to all my big, strong teary-eyed readers for your attention to my latest angry post. link is here: bit.ly/49vCyUS
oh. my. god. every day it’s some new fucking nightmare.

nobody asked for this.

nobody asked for the historic Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to be drained and painted over in some garish and completely inappropriate shade of blue.

just like nobody asked for the magnificent Rose Garden to be dug up and replaced by the lifeless Epstein Parking Lot, or for the stately East Wing to be bulldozed to make way for some vulgar Epstein Dance Hall.

nobody asked for any of this fuckery, but that’s just too goddamned bad for you and me. we’re getting it anyway, whether we like it or not — because President Pussygrabber is not that big on consent.

so now that this unwanted and unneeded ‘renovation’ of the Reflecting Pool is being inflicted on us, is it too much to ask that it not end up looking like a syphilitic blue turd?
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I realize this is obvious to most but allow me to rant: At the core of Trump's base love for him is a simmering resentment over their mediocrity and gratitude for him making it permissible to be arrogant whilst mediocre. Everything in this cult can be traced back to that. (thread)
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 28/04/2026
#IMWITHCOMEY
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — the stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery
the stupid is off the charts
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/04/2026
New in PN: Trump lost his war on Iran, bigly "The ability of the free press, much less regime propagandists, to grapple with the scale of the loss & its implications is very much in doubt. It’s worth, therefore, laying out the nature of the defeat, who's unwilling to describe it as such, & why."
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Trump lost his war on Iran, bigly
His nonstop bullshitting can't change the facts on the ground.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
April 10, 2026
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April 10, 2026
It feels like something shifted in the United States this week after President Donald J.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
here's today's post: "as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about Corinthian columns" — also: more No Kings coverage. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about Corinthian columns
also: more No Kings coverage
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Why would anyone put a government App on their phone?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
March 26, 2026
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March 26, 2026
In an interview with Reuters on Monday, Singapore’s minister for foreign affairs, Dr.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Mad King Donny's brain has gone fuckity-bye, folks. now he's hallucinating a 'prize' that he says Iran gave him — but he won't tell anyone what it is. thank you for your attention to my post in which I mock the shit out of Donny's incoherent blithering. link is here: bit.ly/4v646cO
what in the small-batch artisanal fuck is Sundowning Grandpa Befuddlepants blithering about?

Iran gave Donny a prize? sure they did. it’s called the Four Ayatollahs Total Landscaping Peace Prize, and it’s definitely in the room with us right now.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 12/03/2026
brilliant
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
after Fox "News" got caught posting archival footage of Dear Leader *not* wearing a disgraceful baseball cap at a solemn ceremony, they posted least-convincing "apology" ever. thank you for your attention to my post in which I mock the shit out of it. please read! link is here: bit.ly/4lfWn7c
oh please, do fuck straight off. there was no error, and everyone knows it. what Fox ‘deeply regrets’ is getting caught.

I love that Fox’s mea culpa was delivered with all the sincerity of a teenager forced to apologize for leaving a flaming bag of dog shit on their neighbor’s porch.

hey, that could be Fox’s new slogan: ‘we leave a flaming bag of dog shit on your porch. you decide.’

I’m totally loving it. you can have that for free, Fox News.
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
And he has to wear a track suit.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
March 3, 2026
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March 3, 2026
About a week before Trump launched Operation Epic Fury, attacking Iran alongside Israel, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine warned that the lack of support from allies and deplete...
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If the fake news has any balls, they would point out we also controlled Afghanistan's airspace and waterways. How did that work out?
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
here's today's post: "as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall" — let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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as the world burns, Preznit Fuckwit blithers about his Epstein Dance Hall
let’s check in on the Four Horsemen of the Shitpocalypse
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
March 2, 2026
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March 2, 2026
The Economist’s Middle East correspondent Gregg Carlstrom noted that Trump appears to be workshopping the causes for his attacks on Iran and his goals for the war by talking to journalists.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Pentagon is hanging the White House out to dry. www.cnn.com/world/live-n...
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
¡Aiii, qué lástima!
Spock and Kirk crouching over corpse.

Spock says, "It's as we feared, Captain. The halftime show wasn't in English and his divk fell off."
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The man is right. As someone that lost a parent to colon cancer, I can't recommend these enough.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
here's today's post: "let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics" — JD Vance treats Milan the same way he treats a couch. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics
JD Vance treats Milan the same way he treats a couch
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Red Foreman @red-foremans-foot.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Make them famous.
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 30/01/2026
In 2025, as Bluesky grew from 25M to 42M users, we took actions to keep it welcoming, using proactive design to reduce toxic content by 79%.  Our 2025 Transparency Report shares how we're building a safer platform while keeping a transparent and human-centered approach: bsky.social/about/blog/0...
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2025 Transparency Report Overview - Bluesky
In 2025, as Bluesky grew from 25 million to 41 million users, we improved the trust and safety infrastructure to better enable our mission. Here's what that looks like in plain language.
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Alexander S. Vindman @avindman.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’m Alex Vindman and I’m running for the U.S. Senate. Chaos, corruption and sky-rocketing costs are crushing ordinary people, while the billionaires and career politicians profit. I stepped up when my country needed a soldier and now I’m stepping up again to fight for Floridians.
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
here's today's post: "three cheers for Jack Smith" — also, Donny's hand and brain are rotting, and his Peace Board is a corrupt scam. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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three cheers for Jack Smith
the man who indicts war criminals in The Hague is not fucking around
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It's honestly humiliating that an army commanded by an orange moron did in 4 hours what the Russian army hasn't managed in 4 years.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Donald sent this. I may finally release the kompromat. 😤
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The chocolate milk lobby lost a true warrior.
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