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dylan 🐸🏳️‍⚧️🐧 @certainlydunno.bsky.social · 15h
tweet from @crackcobain__ "I'll serve crack before I serve this country" posted  on 3:55am July 26 2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
86 million dollars for movie DLC
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 20/09/2026
this is the worst thing to ever happen at the pentagon in september
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/09/2026
people have been running scam coins like this for like 7 years now, they've only ever been scams, not once has it not been a scam, and everytime someone launches a new one they pretend its not a scam, but it always is a scam. its incredible
hunter biden laptop coin scam crashed immediately
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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Luca Trenta @lucatrenta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turns out that if you are an old lady with a banner supporting Palestine, the government arrests you on charges of terrorism. If you are a masked white male thug bringing a national port to a standstill, the government does absolutely nothing, and the media covers it like some lads on a day out.
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 05/09/2026
almost word for word
Screenshot of tweet from @InternetHippo:

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NHS cancelling surgeries for adults even after they’ve already paid for travel + accommodation and waited years to get there. Some were about to be wheeled into theatre! Every manager responsible for this decision must be sacked and every patient paid compensation.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
trade offer meme it says

i receive:
six years of your life

you receive:
four days of video game
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the UK it's illegal to jump over a bench if you're trans.
Yeonmi Park on Joe Rogan meme.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bin Day cometh.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 01/08/2026
I've never played Super Mario Sunshine but if you bring up the game around someone who has they'll either go "omg I love Sunshine, it's my favorite game, easily the best 3D Mario" or they'll just stare at you like this
Painting of a soldier giving a thousand yard stare
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 30/07/2026
This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from.
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 26/07/2026
This is deeply worrying and would amount to no less than trying to proscribe trans people for acts of self defence against a regime on the attack.
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/07/2026
Laborers at Dire Dire Docks are on strike this week to achieve merely “dire” working conditions. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Nick Felker @felker.dev · 20/07/2026
Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I am vigilanting for the guy
silly digital doodle of a toad with dog legs saying NO GOOSE as a crossed good speech bubble, the text below says “Please be vigilant.”
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 14/07/2026
1. TERF activist J.K. Rowling is threatening to bankrupt Amnesty International (UK) with lawsuits because the org dared release a report criticizing anti-trans organizaitons. The UK's laws are designed to allow rich people to suppress speech they do not like. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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TERF Activist J.K. Rowling Threatens To Finance Wave Of Attacks On Amnesty International Over Report On Anti-Trans Groups
“They have sued organizations into the ground.”
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ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 09/07/2026
Bigotry is extremely profitable
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Graham Linehan gets £25,000 compensation and an apology from Met police after arrest
Father Ted co-creator detained by armed officers at Heathrow airport last year over gender-critical posts on X
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Lavender 🪻 @amnicron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Companies when Pride Month ends
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Been round this road before. Iris Robinson carefully claiming that, actually, being gay is worse than child abuse, knowing that she was sleeping with a teenage boy at the time.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Panel 1: In the foreground is Shen, facing away, fists up in a fighting position. In the background is a generic 'bro' in a tank-top, red shorts, and an orange cap with yellow hair, with his fists also up. He says "BRING IT ON, BRO!!"

Panel 2: Shen, in a low boxing pose, replies, "Okay, but I should warn you ... I'm trained in marital arts."

Panel 3: The bro taunts him, smiling, saying "HAH! As if any of that 'martial arts' shit really wor--"

Panel 4: The bro goes a neutral stance, his expression flabbergasted. He says "Wait, did you say 'marital'?" 

Panel 5: In the exact same expression and stance, the bro is now in a wedding dress at an altar, holding a bouquet of flowers as white petals fall around him.
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Slippy, no!
Star Fox and Slippy looking at a hologram of the Oceangate Titan Submersible.

Slippy: "I've been developing a prototype submersible. It's exactly what we need for this sort of mission."
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Matthew Castle @mrbasilpesto.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.
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Nick Mudry @nickmudry.com · 25/06/2026
Also the fact you can just remove the "2" from this URL and get the Concord closure sure is something. Can't even be empathetically original in your subject about ruining people's lives: sonyinteractive.com/en/news/blog...
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An Update from PlayStation Studios
Below is an internal email from Hermen Hulst, CEO, Studio Business Group, Sony Interactive Entertainment distributed today to SIE employees.  **********************************************************...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/06/2026
>becomes prime minister >wins largest majority seen in labour history >pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights >completely destroys the labour party >resigns what was bro doing any of this for
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
the earth is goated when habitable planets are the vibe
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/06/2026
A generation of children confined to exclusively posting on LinkedIn, humbled to share that they have been recognised as thought leaders in vertically integrating your mom's supply chain.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 10/06/2026
He's now calling on families and friends to stop the rioters from coming out to riot. I dunno you could probably just go arrest 90% of them right now because you know who they are.
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dylan 🐸🏳️‍⚧️🐧 @certainlydunno.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Satoru Iwata appears on stage, says he faked his own death, announces the Wii U 2. Everyone cheers
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dylan 🐸🏳️‍⚧️🐧 @certainlydunno.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Disgusting
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
how i feel using my jellyfin server to watch tv shows i have downloaded to my computer that's in the same room as the tv
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I will not be confident this reboot is staying faithful to the creative vision of Peter Molyneux unless it does this 12 more times
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i.com · 23/05/2026
Rhys Smoker had been preparing a steak and salad dinner when he spotted the frog among the leaves inside the sealed plastic bag he'd bought from a supermarket. bit.ly/4dAPOsw?utm_medium=social&ut…
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Genuinely wild how all these billionaires keep sounding like resident evil villains
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 24/05/2026
Today @polphilpod.bsky.social gives us a very important breakdown of what has happened to trans rights in the UK and what it means for the freedom of even cis citizens there. We published it because the UK press is completely captured on this topic. Please read & share with folks who live there.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/05/2026
when farage takes power remember that this labour government did not just "leave the door open" for them, but actively, maliciously, passed some of the most openly fasicst discriminatory law dreamed up in parliament
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