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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manuclearb0mb.bsky.social · 17h
So my account got banned again, I am once again searching for 3K of my closest friends @goodboy.bsky.social @theamitie.bsky.social @marcnormandin.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
we've got to wake up that these people are the enemies of humanity
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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“They're putting a gun to the heads of the people of CA, and saying, ‘If you stand up to us, & you demand that we pay more in taxes so that your kids can have health care, we’re going to punish you.’ I think that is morally disgusting.” - Bernie Sanders on the billionaire campaign against Prop 40
contrariannews.org
Why a Wealth Tax Is Fracturing the Golden State
How a proposal to tax California’s superrich is dividing the working class from the billionaires — and Democratic leaders from the party’s base.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/10/2026
You hysterical idiots. Donald Trump wasn’t asking Iran to attack LA or San Diego, he was just talking in a completely incoherent way that we have chosen to interpret as saying it would be bad if that happened. And it’s actually good that he talks like that,
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you’re half right. these are my clowns, but this still isn’t my circus
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No one is safe anymore, people are out here coming for shredded wheat.
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
losing my mind that the ny post wrote about a candidate farting and someone got mad their reporting got stolen
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Driving in LA will have you singing All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun)
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
used this opportunity to google fisher stevens and have discovered that his birth name was steven fisher
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Brandon Hardin @hardin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things I did, or assisted with, at my full-time job I started today: Rotated tires Changed oil Changed brakes Flushed brakes Fixed oil pan gasket Things I did not do for work: Check social media Check email Do any sort of logging on outside of for training or clocking in/out
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a hiring manager and i will pass on any potential candidate if I learn they consume liquids
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[does the math] I am now 5000 years old
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Macklemore thing is more proof that pro-Israel activists have just lost the ability to persuade. All it can do is browbeat anyone opposed to them. That doesn't work when you're -25 in public opinion.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 12/09/2026
“Boss, love the work, big fan, but I need this Strait of Hormuz thing wrapped by Friday."
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
real "graphic design is my passion" front page from the Journal today
FAMILY-OWNED SINCE 1926
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NEW MEXICO'S LEADING NEWS ALBUQUERQUE JOURNAL
SEPTEMBER 11, 2026
9/11 NEVER FORGET surrounded by like 3000 flags
NM citizen responder recounts experience at Ground Zero. A3
Mom, ex-fiancee remember Marine
killed in Middle East A4
Ex-New York Times photoournalist recal covering 9/11. A6
Jetf Tucker: The wounds of 9/11 are deepening
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
just read the comment section here if you're asking why people don't like twitter
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It would be so funny if Rudy Giuliani died on Friday
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If one genuinely believed this, the only ethical reaction would be to kill all AI researchers with guns. But I notice this guy's not doing that. Or even quitting his job.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
getty images is short for spaghetti images. it later branched out to other kinds of images
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He’s watching me cook
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ceej @ceej.online · 06/09/2026
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei announced today that the AI firm’s previously-unannounced flagship model “was British this time.” Amodei went on to say “this one turned out British this time”, explaining: “It just got more British during training. So watch out for that.”
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
so are we gonna get a bunch of political analysis thumbsucker pieces about the cautionary tale of a promising youngish politico who torpedoed his career by latching on to the biological gender extremists who are attempting to drag the Democratic Party into hugely unpopular political waters or nah
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When all of the worst fucking people you have *ever* seen are transphobic, being pro-trans is a huge way of indicating that you actually might disagree with them. Dem centrists, by constantly trying to throw trans people into the woodchipper too, indicate how much they agree with these freaks.
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Adam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Democratic Party has let a consulting industry exploit elderly donors in its name, wreck its reputation and finances in the process, and walk away rich whether the party wins or loses. When a mirror is held up, the instinct is to break the glass rather than look. On why the press looks away:
data4democracy.substack.com
The Bulwark Killed an Investigation into Political Fundraising Spam After Its Publisher Took the Consultants’ Side
This is a story about the Democratic Party captured by its consultants, and about what happens when the pro-democracy press is asked to say so.
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I actually don’t think Jews have good reason to fear for their physical safety. A synagogue was attacked, yes, and so have many other sites. Do all school children have reason to fear for their safety? I think it would drive you crazy to think that being in a school in unsafe.
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can’t explain it but it came to me fully formed- Donald Trump and Tim Curry will die on the same day
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Walter (🎃👻 RIP 🪦💀) @nedzeppelin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I wonder if there are anti dolly tweets on twitter. Probably. We should get all those people fired from their jobs for those tweets
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termitebaby53.bsky.social @termitebaby53.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't think we "lost" it. I think we did things like build homes with it...🤷🏼‍♀️
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Completely acceptable discourse in America because Loomer is MAGA. No media coverage. No outrage. No calls for condemnation. Democrats mostly condemning Piker and El Sayed. Amazing times.
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It would be an exaggeration to suggest I shit myself at this Friday’s Magic the Gathering tournament
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe I'm in the minority here but if people who support AI are being shamed into silence then it's working. The shame is working as intended. The left's biggest problem is that it's afraid to hurt the feelings of folks who need to have their feelings hurt. Let them experience introspection for once
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone tell the New York Post they are free to use the headline "Natalie Imbroglio"
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's funny when a webpage has a paywall. Now I have to click another link to read the article but it feels so good, like I'm getting away with something.
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Wait… so Mark Walter and the Guggenheim group unload the Lakers to a Trump family member - Josh Kushner last seen two weeks ago failing to stripmine FIFA. - and Walter & Guggenheim are under a mammoth DOJ and SEC investigation? Watch that “investigation” disappear. This country is being looted.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11/08/2026
am i missing something. is this what's going on. maybe i'm missing something
"woke 1" started as a silly joke, was used as such by chi ossé, was seized on by right leaning pundits as a way to frame a "left capitulation" narrative, and now people are questioning whether the joke is okay to make because the left often lets the right set the terms of engagement just like dems
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There were constantly big media stories about Biden's poll numbers. Where's the media on this one
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It's a choice the media repeatedly makes to platform and legitimize - even cheerlead - anti Muslim bigotry in a way they would never platform or legitimize similarly open anti black or anti Jewish bigotry
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is a victory for the California Post
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This has to be a red line. Dems cannot stand with an org ratfucking our candidates.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
folks the California Post has done it again

CALIFORNIA POST
Mutant creature Jimothy with horrific disfiguration reemerges from the shadows
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
it’s pretty obvious that a lot of people remember that COVID lockdowns were unpleasant and from there just extrapolate that they were therefore bad policy
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Silky @silkythick.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah I'm not making it through the summer lmao
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That’s not true. You can’t just say that
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Mr Newspaper @celebrayden.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ladies, i have a job and i will do the chores
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