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Claire Dunderman Hanko 🎃

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Fix your hearts or die! 🩷💜💙 Cat mom & mom-to-be in Jersey City | Born in Chicago 🍕 Emmy winner ✍️ Writer Works at Nickelodeon She/her

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10h
I’m ready to be a CEO. I promise to take on debt, fire anyone who seems better than me at anything, and insist you’re going to love my product that kills you
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Megan @megyaps.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need to read all these essays in this thread. But this one is still one of my favorites because it was like this person wrote what I’ve been saying for years. I want to buy a printer so I can print it and have a physical copy of this essay just so I can have it forever.
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Christopher Sebela @xtop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sun setting at 7pm, we’re in Perfect Time right now
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Resident Evil Victoria @vqnerdballs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really need the graffiti artists of New York City to step up and vandalize the Meta Muse ads as much as they did the Friend AI ones and the Skechers ones
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They had to cheat to win
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
breaking GOOD
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every Drake Maye fumble is a whole Benny Hill episode
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just put coffee in a cat bowl because I'm really good at life in the morning
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Karlito P @litop12.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
Oh Lil Nas X 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/10/2026
Wow. PAC brought Jon Moxley and Bryan Danielson back together. Sobbing again. That was beautiful, man. Wow. #AEWDynamite
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is so hard. #AEWDynamite
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Patrick Monahan
 @pattymo.com
· Apr 29, 2023
are snails bugs







Patrick Monahan
 @pattymo.com
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Yes. God yes
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm not even abstaining out of snobbery like I simply know that TikTok would ruin my life. that would be a wrap on "my brain." I recognized this immediately and never touched the stuff
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/09/2026
back in the day if you needed a coat you could just go to The Coat Store and talk to the Coat Guy. but now a days the Coat Store also has to sell whiskey stones
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JER (They/Them) @skatunenetwork.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hi, the JER band performed in a produce section at a supermarket. The full video is on YouTube! Pls go like and comment, it helps a ton! youtu.be/WcQGQ0VHoKM?...
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JER BAND | MERCADITO CONCERT
YouTube video by Fiesta Fresh Market
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Claire Dunderman Hanko 🎃 @cdundermanhanko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh yes by the way I can finally say that I’m gonna be a momma :)
Claire holding a sonogram 👶
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feeling seen on this tremendous friday
screenshot shows:

Mara Wilson reposted your post
"at least we made it to friday"
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A year after The Rehearsal season two, the Senate passes two pilot mental health bills www.avclub.com/nathan-field...
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A year after The Rehearsal season two, the Senate passes two pilot mental health bills
A year after The Rehearsal season two, the Senate passes two pilot mental health bills
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit, Pac died? What the hell...
All Elite Wrestling
@AEW

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin
Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley
began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling
organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-
flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite
Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed
in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our
condolences go out to Satterley's family, friends and fans.

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IN MEMORIAM
"PAC"
BENJAMIN
SATTERLEY
1986 - 2026

8:06 PM . Sep 27, 2026 . 18.3K Views
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Andy Famiglietti @afamiglietti.org · 27/09/2026
Student journalists have been heroes over the past ten years and the fact that we have allowed the world to reach a state where hardly any of them will be able to serve communities as journalists after they graduate is something we should all feel shame about
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The violin player absolutely killed that performance. I always get nervous when they try to include live music, but that was great. #AEW
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MJ Spooky 🕷 | BASTARD FOREVER 🖤 @wrassletrash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lmaoooo DRAG EM
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
adam scott could play alan wake
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
STOKELY, NO! #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 27/09/2026
THIS FUCKING TRIOS MATCH #AEWALLOUT
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Excited Baby Yells 'Yes Lets Go' at Game
Alt: Excited Baby Yells 'Yes Lets Go' at Game
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𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐲 𝐁 @mrtonybones.com · 27/09/2026
100% this.
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 27/09/2026
Tony Schiavone gives another update on Steven Borden, talking to the crowd as well as the fans at home. He is conscious, responsive, and talking with doctors about the match. He's had a CT scan, and is able to recall what has happened over the course of this evening. Great news. #AEWALLOUT
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox have to retire Munetaka Murakami's number immediately. This is the greatest interview of all time.
youtube.com
Murakami loving his first clubhouse celebration 😂
YouTube video by Bleacher Report
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 27/09/2026
SHAPING THE MINDS OF AMERICA'S YOUTH. #AEWAllOut ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 27/09/2026
I hope Steven Borden is okay. That was a tough landing on a crazy spot, leaping into each other from across either side of the ring. Good job to all involved, Bryce for stopping the match as quickly as he did, TK calling the audible, and the announcers for communicating honestly and clearly. #AEW
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Claire Dunderman Hanko 🎃 @cdundermanhanko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🥲❤️
Sign for Phoebe Bridgers
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Primetime is a trip, folks. Broadcast News by way of Natural Born Killers.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol
A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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Claire Dunderman Hanko 🎃 @cdundermanhanko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bruce Springsteen being born on bi visibility day feels right
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Claire Dunderman Hanko 🎃 @cdundermanhanko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
very bisexual of me to have thought bi visibility day was yesterday
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 23/09/2026
The official trailer for "YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING" the new Nathan Fielder film about Elizabeth HOLMES. This whole thing is so wild.
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Teegan @teegan.dog · 06/06/2026
bisexual final boss
Bisexual flags everywhere on the person and also a huge bi flag display like a peacock
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/09/2026
the guys who run into target at 6 am and steal pokemon cards from children are all mad because pokemon is just printing more now
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember the 21st night of September?
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Earth Wind Fire - September (Live Performance)
ALT: Earth Wind Fire - September (Live Performance)
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Claire Dunderman Hanko 🎃 @cdundermanhanko.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy twenty-first of September to THEM
Robot and Dog roller skating in Central Park
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Go to bed; tired is stupid.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i have also altered the user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers of jerryposts. brought to you by whataburger (what! a! burger!)
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