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jefe

@jefe.bsky.social
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#Nats, #SNL, #TheLastDriveIn, #TheMaskedSinger. Assistant to the general manager at the #Illuminati. Stevie Wonder can actually see. DJ.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h
danny devito as the penguin
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h
speaking as an Old that is becoming Older it is a very disconcerting thing to realize there are people younger than you who are the secretary of defense when you yourself feel, inside, that you're still a dumb fucking 17yo and you KNOW you're faking being an adult so THEY ARE TOO
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 3h
Tim Robinson: They ain't got no soul
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 3h
Republicans committing elder abuse in hopes that he expires before Election Day.
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 3h
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5h
36 minutes before the hearing started.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 3h
good, using up his life force
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 13h
I asked America.gov where I can get my Jan 6 reparations and the Epstein files and it was not helpful.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 14h
they can pass bills to reform tariffs too
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 14h
they can pass bills to end the Iran debacle, that's progress towards gas prices
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 17h
lol 🤣
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 14h
Aside from everything else it takes the bare minimum of ball-knowing to know that a regular season NBA night with exactly one game is rare as hell
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 14h
this is like the guy who got his conviction tossed when they found video of him at a Dodgers game
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 15h
Chinese tokamak achieves hydrogen-boron fusion with 100 million reactions a second interestingengineering.com/energy/chine...
interestingengineering.com
China reaches 100 million hydrogen-boron fusion reactions per second
China's EXL-50U tokamak has achieved hydrogen-boron fusion and produced more than 100 million reactions every second.
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 17h
He had all afternoon and this is the best he could come up with. Great ratio!
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 15h
This Schmitting-The-Bed is textbook how the MAGAts manufacture their alternate reality. They take a piece of information and roll it around in lies so that any counter-explanation takes too much time or attention for the simpletons on their side to understand.
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Angela Benander @abenander.bsky.social · 15h
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 16h
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Boy Playing Banjo from Deliverance
ALT: Boy Playing Banjo from Deliverance
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Richard Deitsch @richarddeitsch.bsky.social · 17h
This one will unquestionably stick to Schmitt nationally. A massive fuck up is one thing. But this one crossed containment into the sports world. People outside Missouri will see this dude and what will be the first thing they think? Hawks-Hawkeyes-Caitlin.
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 23h
“They don’t mean me”
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 18h
Good
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 18h
Wired just did a story noting that an influencer named Kurt Schlichter is a “civilian government advisor” (?) to Hegseth. This dude has been around forever in internet time and writes the worst novels that are basically Turner Diaries fanfic www.wired.com/story/a-pent...
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A Pentagon Influencer Called Liberal Women a ‘Pestilence’ Who Will End Western Civilization
Kurt Schlichter was part of a task force rooting out so-called woke ideologies at the military’s war colleges. He has called to bar childless adults from voting.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 18h
Hahaha she used to sit behind us at Nats games
A woman with blonde hair speaks in a studio setting against a green background. She smiles while a man in a black shirt looks at her. A woman in a pink top laughs as a baseball bat appears behind them.
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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 20h
We Found The Voter Fraud — It Was In The Moms For Liberty All Along www.wonkette.com/p/we-found-t... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
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We Found The Voter Fraud — It Was In The Moms For Liberty All Along
Former Republican mayoral candidate Gaea Powell found guilty on eight counts related to voter fraud.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 20h
Yeah. That’s exactly what happened.
After the hearing, Schmitt insisted he'd gotten nothing wrong, but he seemed less sure Smith had committed perjury.
"I don't know if Jack Smith's lying or not. It was the only game - Atlanta was the only NBA game or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30,
Schmitt told HuffPost.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 19h
Patrick Howley with the out of control eyebrows and fascist views americanloons.blogspot.com/2026/08/…
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 19h
1. This is wild! For the last couple of days, Patrick Howley has been confronting Benny Johnson about being closeted. Today, Benny starts engaging with him and answering questions about his sexual orientation. And Benny totally lies.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 19h
Trump ads paid for by US government allegedly violate anti-propaganda laws arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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Trump ads paid for by US government allegedly violate anti-propaganda laws
FCC unlikely to stop Trump ads described as illegal taxpayer-funded propaganda.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 20h
‘Love Me’ Artist Threatens Legal Action Over Taxpayer-Funded Trump Ad www.washingtonsun.com/whitehouse/t...
washingtonsun.com
‘Love Me’ Artist Threatens Legal Action Over Taxpayer-Funded Trump Ad
The artist publicly objected after the ad began airing last week, saying he “would never authorize my music to be used for ANY political agenda or campaign.”
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 20h
dear lord, what a reaction
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sarah Huckabee Sanders using a white male actor in her welfare fraud ad has almost caused a bigger MAGA meltdown than a black woman playing Helen of Troy.
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 23h
guys, i needed the money! they didn’t tell me what i was modeling for! newrepublic.com/post/215973/...
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MAGA Furious Over Republican Ad Featuring White Man as Face of Welfare
Conservatives are pissed at Sarah Huckabee Sanders for choosing a young white man to portray welfare recipients.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 20h
U2 Drummer Larry Mullen Jr. Isn’t Sure He Can Handle Full Shows After Neck Surgery www.vice.com/en/article/u...
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U2 Drummer Larry Mullen Jr. Isn’t Sure He Can Handle Full Shows After Neck Surgery
U2 drummer Larry Mullen Jr. was forced to step back from the band for the first time since its formation due to debilitating neck pain.
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Ryan Belmore @ryanbelmore.com · 20h
Calling a city press release from Sept. 1 an exclusive on live tv on Sept. 29 is a choice. Also, the mayor's name is Alyia.
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Alexandria City Hall renovation project remains on schedule despite unexpected asbestos cleanup
The City Hall renovation project in Alexandria is still on schedule despite the discovery of additional asbestos.
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The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 20h
No one appeared more mortified by Eric Schmitt’s humiliating blunder than Katie Britt.
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MAGA Senator Caught on Camera Watching Colleague Self-Combust
No one appeared more mortified by Sen. Eric Schmitt’s humiliating blunder than Katie Britt.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 20h
Apparently there is a huge twist in the middle of DIGGER that may get spoiled for you if you read reviews (like I just did).
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nicki Minaj isn’t a U.S. citizen, so she can’t even vote herself. For a network that pushed false claims about noncitizens voting, you’d think they’d mention that. If this is about getting Black women to vote red, I’m here to tell you that black women are smarter than all of us.
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Strahan Cadell 🇨🇦🇻🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @quincunctial.bsky.social · 21h
The thing to observe is who in the industry adopts this renaming.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 22h
“In addition, giraffes are now tall horses. Because that’s what they are. They’re just tall horses. Everybody knows it, they just don’t say it. I’m not afraid to say these things. And those so-called capybaras will be known as ultimate guinea pigs.”
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 20h
Caitlin Clark doing her part to fuck up the MAGAts.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 21h
Other states besides Texas with voter registration deadlines over the next 7 days: Arkansas, Arizona, Alaska, Florida, Georgia, Indiana , Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Rhode Island, Tennessee, South Carolina.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22h
Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 21h
There wasn't even a Hawks game on 2/4/24. So dumb.
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 21h
NASA has a Dragon dilemma, and there appear to be no good answers arstechnica.com/space/2026/0...
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NASA has a Dragon dilemma, and there appear to be no good answers
So is SpaceX just being selfish or what?
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jefe @jefe.bsky.social · 21h
Lafayette Square Partially Reopens in Front of White House www.washingtonsun.com/metro/lafaye...
washingtonsun.com
Lafayette Square Partially Reopens in Front of White House
Fencing started to be moved back this week as officials work to make it more open to the public while balancing security needs.
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Skeets McGee @emmreef.bsky.social · 22h
Reminds me of Kingpin
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing that’s interesting about this is that it shows that despite insisting the wokes overinterpet everything, conservatives are actually aware of and agree with their critics about how coded racist appeals work, they just like them bsky.app/profile/newr...
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