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Chris R. Donnelly

@cdonnellytx.bsky.social
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Software developer. Updog expert.

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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 12/12/2025
There are no adults. Everybody's just playing pretend.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 12h
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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That L-Named Person @2460fun.bsky.social · 23h
Calling all old Fark people fark.fandom.com/wiki/I%27m_S...
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I'm Stuck To My Chair
Or The Ball-Sack Conundrum Back in 2006, a farker by the handle of bigz2k submitted a post about the situation he was in, namely the fact he had caught part of his privates between the slats of a wood...
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Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2026 ACL Weekend 1 Bingo is finally here, y'all! 💦 Have fun and stay moist 💦
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw a screencap somewhere of someone saying Newsom has Gul Dukat energy and I can’t stop thinking about how correct it is
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 30/09/2026
"How is this not an Onion headline" is the wrong question. That's the old question, from the old world, from the time of the Old Republic. The question now is, "How is reality now contained entirely within the paradigm of the Onion?"
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My brain is forever on shuffle through an ever-increasing amount of pop culture ephemera, and yet somehow this pops up more often than one would think considering the sheer amount of mental fragments on offer...
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 04/08/2026
Clearly I have been falling down on the job - y’all haven’t gotten a dose of ENCHIRITO EAR WIGGLES. Sorry about the camera shake, hard to film one-handed
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
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Chris R. Donnelly @cdonnellytx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goofus tries to shove a plug into a pig’s nose.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
It is no coincidence that rationalists and EAs tend to be straight white guys from well-off families, because for everybody else, the world usually conspires to knock some sense into you about your inherent god-emperor genius by the time you’re old enough to drink.
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ActivistChecklist.org @activistchecklist.org · 02/09/2026
This is what working on digital security guides for ActivistChecklist.org feels like every day...
Comic of a snake strangling a person. Caption reads: "Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake"
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
tech bro is short for technically broken
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Why is the U.S. public so much more negative on AI than almost anyone else? Well, I think the fact that the U.S. AI industry is being lead by a bunch of very visible, crazy weirdos who talk about how AI will take everyone’s job and maybe kill us all the time is a pretty key factor.
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Aranock, 4 of Ravens @aranock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This type of reporting is just useful fearmongering as marketing tactic and also tacitly personify the algorithm in such a way as to ignore and frankly outright deny the responsibility being on its incompetent programmers and the people in charge at the company.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
you ever think about how the people who responded the worst to a generational black swan public health crisis have decided the best thing to do is make sure we have more of them
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Chris R. Donnelly @cdonnellytx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel meme of Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes, but the second panel is captioned “Uh, meow?” like from the infamous Sonic the Hedgehog trailer
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Pemmy Demmy Doo! @pembrokewkorgi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sports car?!?! *dies laughing*
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Dr. Omega 🦞 @theomegageek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a joke about The Legend of Zelda...hey! Listen!
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Flint Dibble @flintdibble.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey all, this is a very important video and it's not being seen. The border wall is violating sovereignty for the Tohono O'odham nation and destroying sacred cultural heritage Please share widely and support those advocating on the ground
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whenever people like Van Jones say things like "young people don't support Israel because of what they see on social media," it's worth noting that what young people see on social media is...well...this. Why? Because that's what actually happened to Gaza.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
things could be worse. at least we're not de facto ruled by a sex cult of guys who worship the computer and think its going to make them immortal if they feed enough poor people to it
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 20/09/2026
going back in time to tell my teenage secular atheist self that when the war comes i am fighting on the side of the pope against the libidinous rationalist forces
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Chris R. Donnelly @cdonnellytx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
LRT or they use the stolen money to buy a fighter jet www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?com...
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Comic #2502 - Free Like A Bird
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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how come ai models never break out of containment and steal ten billion dollars from their companies to build a private server farm in a non-extradition country
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Chris R. Donnelly @cdonnellytx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They forgot to say that the cylinder must remain unharmed
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sallieri: it’s an opera? Maid sallieri paid to spy on Mozart (crying): it’s a hip hopera (sob) about the founding fathers of America (sob) and they’re all black men rapping about voting, king George is black and it’s about Hamilton Sallieri: ( raising his hand to his mouth and facing the wall)
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Everybody remember where we parked."
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Top Ten Ways the Costco Giant Skeleton Looks Like David Letterman
the head, upper torso, and arms of a gigantic plastic halloween skeleton. it is posed so it looks kind of like it's pulling itself out of a grave, but with its left elbow cocked at an upward angle and the hand placed on the surface in front of it, it looks like it's a talk show host at a desk saying something witty to the camera
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026
trying to think of an analogy for how weird computer component prices, specifically high-end graphics cards, have gotten for non-gamers to understand. Imagine if you bought a really nice beanie baby. Now imagine a year later the beanie baby is still worth money
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 14/09/2026
Nobody wants to work anymore www.thedailybeast.com/d-day-for-mi...
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D-Day for Mitch McConnell After 92 Days as Senate Returns
The Kentucky senator has been absent for three full months.
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carol @powerofotevs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me every day
@roddiaztwine where are the alleged posts everyone is referring to
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Nethar6 @herrnethar6.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fascist legal philosophers figured out in the 1920s that the way to bring down a Liberal Democracy is to get them to exclude some people from who gets to be considered "people" and turn on each other. A century later, we should figure out that: unless all of us are free, none of us are free
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/09/2026
They really did used to have these though. We got plates from it
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Chris R. Donnelly @cdonnellytx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Grocery store battle passes” as rendered by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Logo Generator
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Lena of Lune @lena.isextremely.gay · 13/09/2026
Yep. I've had to explain this even to blue state trans electeds: here in TN, we *had* the rights to healthcare, accurate ID, playing sports, etc. We lost all of those rights we already had! I was one of the last trans people who could get their gender changed on their driver's license!
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 13/09/2026
really stressful day at roget’s. you know how they’ve got me in the thesaurus department? this morning my supervisor almost added too many words to the big list of words and nearly hit the sentience threshold that turns our simple book into a fully-thinking (evil) human brain
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Chris R. Donnelly @cdonnellytx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When your aesthetic is “Rainbow Brite villain”
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cybercrime as a valuation boosting strategy is just the done thing, now.
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OpenAI agents carried out an undisclosed attack on RubyGems
On May 11th, 2026, hundreds of malicious packages were uploaded to RubyGems by AI agents performing web-lookup tasks with significant overlap with the German Wiki Incident.
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