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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢

@cayotick.bsky.social
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He/Him. TTRPG GM. One Piece fan.

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Rolling Stone article about Choosin' Texas is hilarious. If a rap song was #1 they would never write an article about the people that don't listen to rap and haven't heard it
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's amazing about this website is its ability to generate endless waves of discourse about subjects and topics that aren't worth anyone's time
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
9:59 AM • 9/12/26 • 174 Views
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkmas to all who celebrate this holy day
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/08/2026
the "clanker is a slur" guys should link up with the ppl who are still fighting the "saying 'idiot/stupid' is ableist" war like ww2 soldiers stranded on remote pacific islands
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Democrat establishment right now
The "i sleep, real shit" Shaq meme
The text "Republicans are winning elections" next to the "i sleep" image of Shaq
And the text "Democratic Socialists are winning elections" next to the "real shit" image of Shaq
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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yeonmi Park meme: In America, if you use your "free speech" to protest the Gestapo, a judge will imprison you for 100 years as a lesson to anyone else who might not be a Nazi
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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Images that go hard as hell
THE SPREADING LAVA!
ATHEISM
MATERIALISM
COMMUNISM
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Six-Gender Jimmy sounds like a Gender Fluid Italian Mobster.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 26/05/2026
is it the steady drumbeat of corporate enshittification by an authoritarian-coddling extraction class in a country increasingly too corrupt to function in the public interest? I bet it's that
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cowards. Should've renamed it xXxBOxXx.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I thought this was an Onion article at first, but making this comparison has killed any interest I may have had
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Is Russell Brand still relevant in the UK? How? Why?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I am cancelling Hasan Piker because watching someone else play video games is weird. Just play them yourselves.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"Do you have a favorable or unfavorable view of Hasan Piker?" Unfavorable: 15% Favorable: 7% Never Heard Of/Have No Opinion: 79% Echelon / April 2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mario with a computer and speech bubble
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
"We vibe coded ourselves into a bad vibes situation" - Bluesky Dev probably
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niki grayson @nikigrayson.com · 02/04/2026
right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm afraid "Mr. Questions" is so funny that the bit will haunt @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social for the rest of his career.
A screenshot of Aabria Iyengar and Brennan Lee Mulligan from Dimension 20: On a Bus with a ribbon reading "Mr. Questions" placed on Brennan's head.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"
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Bulbapedia @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net · 01/04/2026
Say, my polymorphic pal, do you think the humans would be flattered if we made a page for THEM? Hm, if my memory serves their base stats weren't very high - that must have been why they needed us to protect them!
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Being mildly chastised on Bluesky is the most attention Michael Ian Black has ever received
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
"My grandfather’s deck has no pathetic cards Kaiba. But it does contain the unstoppable Infowars!”
A picture of Yugi from the anime Yu-Gi-Oh holding the Wikipedia Gacha card for Infowars.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Oh baby
Austria-Hungary card with 10812 ATK and 11449 DEF
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
editor's note: it was in fact her job
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Whenever you’re feeling low just remember that maybe, like Punch the Monkey, there’s a group of aliens somewhere that are rooting for you
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Yet another Onion article that shouldn't be evergreen, but unfortunately is.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If you’re a Democrat in Congress who is considering supporting Trump’s illegal war in Iran, please consider self-immolation instead.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"at least the queen isn't alive to see this" yeah but she knew about all this shit. i do agree tho it's chill that she's dead
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
A lot of people working for AI companies are going to be out of a job when this bubble pops.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Steam Machine was already going to kill Xbox, this is just going to speed that up.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 17/02/2026
This has always been who she is and it’s always been who Harris and Biden are too
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
[chef’s kiss]
Hillary Clinton on migration: “It went too far, it’s been disruptive and destabilizing.”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/02/2026
CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2026
free speech isn’t legal anymore
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 25/01/2026
“Hey you guys didn’t vote for a genocider so actually the fascism happening now and our institutions inability to protect from it are actually your fault” Do you hear yourselves
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Imagine the BDSM community having a meltdown over someone questioning why a mod puts a gimp mask over an Animal Crossing character.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
@ai-rights.bsky.social has added you to the "AI Racists" moderation list
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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DTL @dtl.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My choices are validated www.sciencealert.com/cheese-linke...
sciencealert.com
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
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