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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢

@cayotick.bsky.social
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He/Him. TTRPG GM. One Piece fan.

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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is the Luck bonus additive or multiplicative? Cause 1.2 × 0 doesn't help me
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That Rolling Stone article about Choosin' Texas is hilarious. If a rap song was #1 they would never write an article about the people that don't listen to rap and haven't heard it
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What's amazing about this website is its ability to generate endless waves of discourse about subjects and topics that aren't worth anyone's time
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Confused on why we're still alive, but probably happy to know we have people in our lives that care about us now.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
9:59 AM • 9/12/26 • 174 Views
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's funny they think everyone left of center worships Obama like they do
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy Kirkmas to all who celebrate this holy day
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's the ugliest dashboard I've ever seen
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Not defending AI, but an AI Gal Gadot might actually be able to show emotion.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 32 Bird Tracker: 1. Chickadees 2. Wrens 3. Jays 4. Red Cardinal 5. Nightingale 6. Falcon In the first 15 minutes of the first episode back from the break, Brennan mentioned 3 new kinds of birds.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why do so many tech billionaires look like human thumbs? Surely that level of wealth can do SOMETHING about that.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/08/2026
the "clanker is a slur" guys should link up with the ppl who are still fighting the "saying 'idiot/stupid' is ableist" war like ww2 soldiers stranded on remote pacific islands
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I voted for myself in the last primary and got 1 vote, which is far better than any analyst expected.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is just dumb, I don't go around introducing myself by my full first and middle name either
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
John Carpenter's
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Gen Alpha drank straight from the Coca-Cola Freestyle machine
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 31 Bird Tracker: 1. Magpies 2. Falcon "Avoid birds. They're so bad."
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/cayo...
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Democrat establishment right now
The "i sleep, real shit" Shaq meme
The text "Republicans are winning elections" next to the "i sleep" image of Shaq
And the text "Democratic Socialists are winning elections" next to the "real shit" image of Shaq
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"flavored by nature" No thanks
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The 13th amendment makes it very clear that we're allowed to enslave dolphins and whales, so long as you first convict of committing a crime.
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Polaris @polarizepolaris.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yeonmi Park meme: In America, if you use your "free speech" to protest the Gestapo, a judge will imprison you for 100 years as a lesson to anyone else who might not be a Nazi
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? @ahhhhhlt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Images that go hard as hell
THE SPREADING LAVA!
ATHEISM
MATERIALISM
COMMUNISM
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 30 Bird Tracker: 1. Nightingale 2. Falcon 3. Eagle 4. Magpies
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 29 Bird Tracker: 1. Starlings 2. Magpies 3. Falcon
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
And what did that teach you about B2B sales?
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nope. Anubis simply blessed him for wearing the traditional clothing of his people and not the uniform of an oppressor.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I always make sure to take Meeko to my adopted kid so they ask to keep him and he has a new home and family to live with.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Like Anubis weighing your heart against a feather, the Boston Cop Slide determines the purity of your soul by allowing those pure of heart to pass unharmed and fucking flings the wicked across the pavement.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 28 Bird Tracker: 1. Falcon 2. Crow 3. Pigeon 4. Magpie 5. Duck 6. Red-Tailed Hawk "Team Bird Watching"
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 27 Bird Tracker: 1. Crow 2. Falcon 3. Magpies 4. Red-Tailed Hawk 5. Owl 6. Cuckoo Brennan: "Sorry, I'm on this bird thing recently"
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Six-Gender Jimmy sounds like a Gender Fluid Italian Mobster.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Zohdong Maodani
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 26/05/2026
is it the steady drumbeat of corporate enshittification by an authoritarian-coddling extraction class in a country increasingly too corrupt to function in the public interest? I bet it's that
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 26 Bird Tracker: 1. Owl 2. Falcon 3. Magpies 4. Hawk 5. Eagle 6. Pigeon 7. Ducks
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
OceanGate submarine, but in space.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Eww. There's no way he seriously believes writing a few sentences on the computer is more difficult than making a 16-bit "Night on Bald Mountain" play from a Super Nintendo.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Is "Name a single leftist that said this" an evergreen reply for Taylor?
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Just give me everything in the $3 tier and spend the rest on coffee
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Cowards. Should've renamed it xXxBOxXx.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I thought this was an Onion article at first, but making this comparison has killed any interest I may have had
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 25 Bird Tracker: 1. Falcon 2. Crow 3. Magpies 4. Dove
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Too many computers in too many things
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
If the ballroom keeps getting inflated with each attempt, these balls are gonna be huge.
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#CriticalRole Campaign 4 Episode 24 Bird Tracker: 1. Falcon 2. Crow 3. Magpies 4. Pigeon
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Is he admitting his doctor said "he's not a smart person at all"?
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Ye Olde Four Loko
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Greg 🏴‍☠️🐢 @cayotick.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Is Russell Brand still relevant in the UK? How? Why?
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