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Chris Limb

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Writer, Music, Dreams, Space, Accessibility #ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #Neurodivergent They/them UrbanFantasy MusicBiz novels: comeba.co.uk Hastings based

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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 13h
Good to see the @mikiberenyi.bsky.social Trio again in Bexhill this evening. Great gig.
Miki Berenyi Trio onstage at De La Warr Pavilion in Bexhill.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 01/10/2026
#MorePhotos Autumnal
Shaggy orange Shetland pony eating grass in a field. Pentland Hills.Me in a woolly hat standing on a path covered with fallen orange leaves just under a wrought iron footbridge in Central Park, NYC.  Very very red leaves cascade over an old wall threatening to overwhelm the signs that read "20 zone" and "Rotten Row". Lewes.Inside a dark bar with furniture dimly visible in the dim orange light. On the ceiling is a mirrorball. Berlin.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 30/09/2026
#MorePhotos Words
Overhead view of the atrium at the centre of the British Museum with people walking around and over the text on the white marble floor that reads "and let thy feet millenniums hence be set in midst of knowledge"The parking lot of a a food and drugstore in Los Angeles, a sign in the foreground reading "Please Return Shopping Carts Here"Ghost sign carved into a white painted wall reading "To the Old Ship Assembly Rooms For Balls, Banquets, Concerts &c" with a pointing finger symbol. Below this is a road name sign reading "Ship Street"Red sign with white text stuck into the bare earth on Sussex Uni campus reading "Caution Ground Under Repair"
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 29/09/2026
#MorePhotos Precarious
Low angle water's edge view of the skeleton of the West Pier in Brighton against a mostly blue sky. Sea is browny green.A crescent alleyway paved with shingle with archways leading into the vaults / tombs. This is the Circle of Lebanon at Highgate Cemetery. The scaffolded frontage of a building in Oxford Street, London which has been retained even though the entire building behind it is gone. Next to it is a seven storey building that has been retained, next to a completely empty lot (building demolished). End of the pier at Santa Monica. People are walking along the wide boardwalk looking out at the Pacific. Lamps with curved heads bend inwards over the pier.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 29/09/2026
Sun in the trees again this morning.
The brow of West Hill with the rising sun shining through gaps in the trees.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 27/09/2026
Silo UK?
The silos in TV show Silo
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 27/09/2026
#MorePhotos Birds
Three ostriches by a pond, one dipping their head to take a drink.A group of flamingos under some palm trees.Herring gull and chick on a flat roof under a marbled cloudy sky.Pigeon on some paving stones under the dappled shadows of some plants.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 26/09/2026
#MorePhotos Meals
A breakfast with fruit (slices of orange, melon, melon, banana), syrup and bread arranged in a very aesthetically pleasing way on a plate.A young gull finishes off someone’s abandoned meal on the outside table of a cafe.Four dull looking triangular sandwiches on a paper plate. A slice of layer cake with a few berries and some red syrup on a plate with a three tined cake fork.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 25/09/2026
Moonrise over the trees this afternoon.
Moon rising over the trees of West Hill in a darkening blue sky.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 25/09/2026
#MorePhotos Sculptures
sone angel sits on the tomb off Gustav Eltschig surrounded by an ornate stone arch and wallSculpture in stone of a cheetah head. On a green lawn.Copper looking dog sculpture on a plinth in Palmeira Sq, Hove. Part of one of those art trail things. Cheetah sculpture made of copper wire.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 25/09/2026
Gull going for a morning walk across the flat roof.
Gull standing on a black pipe running over a flat roof. In the background the sun blazes in a blue sky above the houses and trees of West Hill, Hastings.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 24/09/2026
#MorePhotos Beaches
Beach consisting of scattered rocks on sand like the surface of Mars. Except Mars doesn’t have a sparking sea and blue sky.Buried outflow on shingle beach, with trickling brook making its way through the pebbles to a green sea under a blue sky.Rock pool under horizontal slabs of rock on a beach consisting mainly of rock.Selfie of me on a sandy / duney beach. I have a red hat on.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 24/09/2026
This one. Seems to have been forgotten!
Looking down at the wooden floor of a 1938 stock tube train. in the "foreground" is the seat using the Strawb moquette pattern but in red and green rather than blues.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 24/09/2026
Bizarre flyer for a restaurant / pub put through my door. Clarkson trying to look personable. Odd choice of mascot. The main association between Clarkson and dinner is punching people. Plus they don't actually use his name ANYWHERE on the advert.
Flyer with Jeremy Clarkson smiling reasonably while sitting at a table with a pint and a huge pie dinner in front of him. Text reads:

Try our new Hawkstone IPA & Beef Pie
AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
British diced beef and pulled beef cheek, are slow-cooked in a rich gravy made with award-winning Hawkstone IPA for rich, full-bodied flavour in every bite.

Complete the experience with a bottle of Hawkstone IPA for the perfect pairing.

POP IN OR BOOK YOUR TABLE TODAY
Don't Miss Out!
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 23/09/2026
Samuel L Jackson in the "Say what again!" scene / meme from Pulp Fiction except he's saying:

'Say "legitimate concerns" again. I dare you. I double dare-you.'
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 23/09/2026
#MorePhotos Instructions
A plastic brain in the "Stationery and Student essentials" section of a bookshop reduced from £21.49 to £18.99.Notice on a wall showing someone trying to climb into a photocopier with the text:

"Please don't try to fix the copier yourself. Report problems to the HUMS school office room A7."A poem on a wooden wall on which someone has made spelling and grammar corrections like a teacher. Poem below with errors retained.

Prison Boy
A slightly heteronormative poem
A prison boy came home one day
To find he's lover gone away
When he asked the reason why
With these word's did she reply
If you lead an honest life
I gladley would have been your wife
Since you chose the life of crime
Prison boy go do your time
Go away in cell
Prison boy did ring he's bell
When they found him he was dead
With these word's upon he's bed
Dig my grave and dig it deep
Lay red roses at my feet
On my chest a turtle dove
To show the world I die for love
So all you's girl's bear in mind
A prison boy is hard to find
So when you find him love him true
Because a prison boy will die for you

One Love 2010Grainy selfie of a peroxide blonde me in the 9th / 10th Doctor Who era TARDIS.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 22/09/2026
#MorePhotos Buildings and animals
Frontage of an old fashioned shop with the sign "Butcher Cuthill Poulterer" above the elaborate wooden framed semicircular fanlights above the door and main window. Edinburgh.A round-faced black cat halfway up a set of wooden stairs leading down to the patio. Actually my cat! Pandora.A (statue of a) mammoth or some other species of elephant caught in the tar pits (actually a lake) at La Brea in LA. The skeleton of the West Pier Brighton haunting its own cloud of smoke after having just been burned down.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 22/09/2026
Sunrise through a hole in the trees this morning.
Silhouette of the brow of West Hill with the rising sun shining through a gap in the trees.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 21/09/2026
#MorePhotos Skulls
Enormous human skull in a darkened industrial hall. Obviously not real, the thing is at least 3 metres high. Selfie of me and a skull.  Also obviously not real. The skull, not me. I'm real.Warthog skull on a duvet. Real. Human skull with tusks and a nose added, in a museum case. Real.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20/09/2026
I’m gonna make my own triumphal arch…
Bender from Futurama “with blackjack and hookers” meme
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 20/09/2026
#MorePhotos Clocks
Very tall red brick clock tower at the University of Birmingham.Clock tower in Biggar to the left. In the distance clouds are rolling over the hills like the tide coming in.Clock level view of the clocktower in central Brighton.Verdigrised cube clock on the seafront at St Leonard’s against a blue sky with a gull soaring overhead.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 19/09/2026
It’s been really quite dark all day. But with none of the autumnal coolness that is the upside of this time of year.
Bottom half of the Shard viewed from the platform at London Bridge. Sky remarkably dark.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 19/09/2026
Yes it’s a positive (in theory) that the railways are being renationalised but that “Great” added to the name really pisses me off. Done purely as a conciliatory sop to far-right bigots.
Blue train with “Great British Railways | South Eastern” on the side.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 19/09/2026
#MorePhotos More towers
Looking up at the pod of the Brighton i360 agains a cloud dappled blue sky.Selfie from under my chin of me, Nelson’s Column and one of the lions in London.Looking up at the TV Tower in Berlin against a pale blue sky.Sun blazes starlike throwing out rays in a blue cloud marbled sky above a round building, a dark lighthouse and part of a nuclear power station in Dungeness.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 18/09/2026
The expression "Thought-terminating cliché" always makes me think of the command line prompt "Terminate batch job?" which made me think of this.
Command prompt reading:

> Terminate thought job (Y/N)? Y
> It is what it is
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 18/09/2026
#MorePhotos Towers
Looking up at a plain stone lighthouse against the blue cloud dappled sky Red brick square church tower with verdigris roof and tiny spire surrounded by treesUpper half of the post office (telecom) tower in London now denuded of the wedge antennae around its neckLooking up at a striped lighthouse against a striped blue sky. The sun is eclipsed behind the lighthouse’s lamp room at the top.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 17/09/2026
More things I saw yesterday.
Looking up at rusty barbed wire in the foreground behind which is a cliff against a deep blue sky.A huge old be-barnacled anchor in the foreground against the backdrop of the tall black wooden fishing net huts against a deep blue sky.Extremely rusty (basically it’s all rust) bulldozer abandoned on the shingle at Hastings beach.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 16/09/2026
Never touch a seal.
Sign reading 

Grey seals have a long dog like snout and quite dark mottled skin. Their breeding season is between September and December.

What To Do If You See a Seal on The Beach:

Keep Your Distance
Keep Children Away
Put Dogs On Leads
Never Touch A Seal
Never Attempt To Put Back Into The Water

It is normal for seals to rest on the beach for long periods of time. Maternal seals will give birth on land and leave their pups unattended while they go out to sea to feed. Observe and monitor from afar for parent seal rearing or to check for injuries

Common seals have a much shorter snout. Their breeding season is a bit earlier than the Greys, usually between June and September.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 16/09/2026
Went down to the beach to play “Seal Or Submerged Rock?” (It’s always Submerged Rock.)
Rocky beach in Rock-a-Nore Hastings with submerged rocks emerging from the water as the waves go in and out.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 16/09/2026
#MorePhotos Tombs
Churchyard with square towered church with a spire, gravestones in midground, grass in foreground. One gravestone is leaning at an angle of 45 degrees. Bright blue sky. Photo of me on a horse in the desert in front of the Pyramids of GizaOvergrown cemetery with buried gravestone in the foreground, stone angel in the middle distance. Trees are thick but bare of leaves.Karl Marx's tomb in Highgate Cemetery. Big stone head on top of a marble block reading "Workers of the World Unite" plus "The Philosophers Have Only Interpreted the World..."
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 15/09/2026
#MorePhotos Borders
Bright double rainbow arcs over a wet high street. In the foreground is the sign for a "Cheque cashing pawnbrokers"Pebbles scattered on tarmac have been swept into a neat line, so we have naked tarmac on the left and pebbles on the right.Silver sea crashes violently onto the beach, waves churning up into foam under a bright sky with a layer of cloud on the horizon.Seflie of me upside down with shortish purple hair.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 14/09/2026
If you can't be bothered to turn up for the starting grid, four, then this is what's going to happen.
A completed "Hard" sudoku grid from a calendar for Sat/Sun 12/13 Sep. The fours have been written in as mirror images.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 14/09/2026
#MorePhotos Time
Monochrome photo of an end of terrace 1930s house in the 1970s with a Renault 4 parked outside. (One of my childhood homes – East Finchley.)Monochrome photo of me standing with arms folded dressed punkily in the 1980s in Hove.The huge glass side of Glasgow Central station where it crosses Argyle Street creating a dark section of street too wide for a tunnel and too long for a bridge. Big sign at bottom of glass wall reads "Central Station".The shadows of two gable roofs cast onto the side of a square red brick building matching up perfectly with it's two first floor windows giving the impression of two shadow buildings with actual windows and doors.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 13/09/2026
#MorePhotos Not my cat portraits.
Pretty white cat with black ears and scars on his nose looks wide eyed at the camera.Lovely tabby cat looking at camera. She is about to jump into my lap. Handsome ginger cat with impressive whiskers looking at camera. Gorgeous tortoiseshell cat lying on her side on the pavement in the sun with the shadows of a wire fence across her.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 11/09/2026
#MorePhotos Me a long time ago.
Me as a child in the 1970s with a blond pudding basin haircut in a park in the sun, next to a conifer the shadows of which are being cast on my white vest. I remember this day very clearly; I had a toy dog with me which I was convinced other people in the park would think was real. Sepia toned photo of goth me (left) in the 1980s sitting on a bench at Kilburn tube station with three other young people: a smiling boy whose jacket is covered with badges and two punky looking girls.Goth me in the 1990s with long blonde, red and purple hair. I'm sitting on a concrete block in a garden filled with junk at night and looking at the camera.Monochrome photo of me in a pram in the 1960s. I am bald as a coot. In the background is a tabby cat.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 10/09/2026
RP with your home river.
Looking across the greeny-brown Thames as an Uber Boat goes past. Cannon Street railway bridge crosses the frame and behind the yellow brick station on the bank rise the oddly shaped (and named) skyscrapers of the City of London.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 10/09/2026
#MorePhotos Roads.
Slightly zig-zagging mews wends its way between garages towards the sea under a grey cloudy sky. Hove.Sopping wet city centre plaza with a bright red police box (TARDIS) standing at the centre of it. Glasgow. Looking down a narrow downward stepped alley between a brick wall  topped with curls of barbed wire and an industrial looking boarded up brick building. slap bang in the middle is a Narnia style lamp post. Bristol. Looking down a cobbled back street to where a huge mural covers the side of a four storey building. The mural is of a huge woman in purple trousers kneeling down with a magnifying glass in her right hand and reaching for the bins / dumpsters that are against the wall IRL with her left. Glasgow.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 09/09/2026
This is the least helpful error message I have ever seen. #UX #UI
Error message pop up modal reading "Something went wrong'
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 09/09/2026
I don't see the benefit of this offer.
Listing on Sainsbury's website for a special offer on Sainsbury's Broccoli & Cauliflower Florets 240g (Buy 3 get cheapest free with Nectar)

The price of £1.20 (£5.00/kg) has been crossed out and replaced with £1.30 (£5.42/kg)
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 09/09/2026
I was in a (print) advert for this early 70s comic as a result of which I got free copies of the first three issues. I recall it felt quite high quality and exciting compared to most comics, but at 7½p was too expensive for my parents to keep buying it.
Cover of children's comic "Seven" no 3 dated 6th March 1971, Every Monday 7 ½ p (1/6d)

Banner: "Free Inside Make-Yourself Model of Septimus Hedgehog"
Tag line: "Seven Days, Seven Stories, Seven Games"
Subheading: "Hours of reading, hours of play, a game and a story every day"

Illustration is of a red haired witch (with green clothes including trad witch hat) sitting on a stool by a fireplace with a cauldron hanging over the fire looking with consternation at seven oranges with legs and faces on the floor by her feet.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 09/09/2026
#MorePhotos Old things
Station name sign in Berlin U-Bahn on tiled wall reading:

"barten-u. BernauerStraße"Old stone steps leading downhill, mostly overgrown with grass. Boarded up old brick archways in the seafront at Brighton revealed for the first time in 150 years during the demolition of the shoreward end of the West Pier.Old pale blue Citroen van with corrugated sides and a large radiator grill parked next to the pavement.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 08/09/2026
#MorePhotos Messages
Graffiti on a grubby white hoarding covering a chemist’s reading “Anarchy is upon us”Poster of a sinister looking black cat reading 

You Haven’t 9 Lives!
So Enjoy ThIs One
Let The Union Bank Help You
Call To-Day & Open a Deposit
Account With 1/- or More
Issued by The Union Bank of Scotland Ltd., and published by National Services Ltd., LondonRounded on Camden Town tube platform next to sign reading 

London stands together against hate directed at someone on our transport network because of race, religion, sexual orientation, disability or gender identity.
If you experience or witness a hate crime, report it to a member of staff or by texting 610/6.
In case of an emergency call 999.
#TogetherAgainstHate
TRANSPORT FOR LONDONEnd of the line at Eastbourne
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 07/09/2026
#MorePhotos Moments
Seven Ages of Man sculpture by Richard Kindersley consisting of a column made up of sculptural heads resembling a totem pole, each head being an older version - a baby at the bottom and a old man / skull at the top. Grey and brutalist in front of Baynard House in London Blackfriars.A pair of shiny brown boots wearing a panama hat. On the pavement. Max Grodénchik (Rom from Deep Space Nine) and me with arms around each other facing the camera. I look cross eyed. A BBC branded C90 cassette tape (side 2) with the extra text "Made in England by James Yorke Limited"
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 07/09/2026
Morning gull
Herring gull stands on a ledge, side on, facing left of frame. Right foot slightly raised. In the background are the houses of Central Hastings.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 06/09/2026
#MorePhotos Under
A road approaching a road tunnel in the side of a hill. Very traditional roadrunner cartoon style tunnel. A hi-viz fluorescent yellow diamond shaped sign reads "Watch for Pedestrians".Street entrance to Piccadilly tube station. Tube roundel at top of shot, very narrow police box (Tardis) to the left. Bus, Burger King, Budweizer billboard and Samsung screen in the background. Sign in foreground above entrance reads:

Bakerloo Line
Piccadilly Line
Public Toilets
Travel Information

The last entrance to close is the one outside Lillywhites. Six people stand on the opposite platform at Victoria tube station (District and Circle lines). The darkness above gives the impression the station is suspended in a void. Old brick passage beneath a railway, halfway between bridge and tunnel. The road itself is cobbled. A solitary streetlamp illuminates the space. At the end a traffic cone stands in the daylight. This is in Edinburgh.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 05/09/2026
#MorePhotos All Over The Place
The gardens in the middle of Palmeira Sq in Hove covered with a light dusting of snow. In the foreground is a very small snowman. In the background the spire of St John's church is visible through the bare spreading branches of a tree.Me holding a very small crocodile. You can't see my face. You can see the crocodile's face.Me in a trench coat next to the statue of the "Lion Fighter" (nude man on horse spearing a prone lion) on a pedestal outside  the Old Museum in Berlin. The Berlin Cathedral and TV tower are in the background.An implement consisting of a bright orange handle with a spike labelled Milchdosenöffner (milk can opener)
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 04/09/2026
Autumn always seems to be when a lot of these attitudes come out of the woodwork, although the rest of the year isn't immune either.
Warning sign reading:

Stop Imagining Fake Scenarios And Hurting Your Own Feelings
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 03/09/2026
#MorePhotos Controls and notices
Close up on the complex controls of a steam engine - all brass levers, dials and wheels Sign attached to a red brick wall with three triangles above text reading "Fallout Shelter" The words "In Basement" underneath this have had tape stuck over them, but you can still read them. Big black button in a square grey housing attached to a red brick wall, labelled "Right Away"Licence plate on the back left of an orange vehicle reading:

New York
Mudman1
Commercial
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 03/09/2026
Today! Kicking off the @hastingsbookfest.bsky.social is the Feral Writers Crawl at which I'm one of many writers taking part; others include @christinamartin.bsky.social, @judemontague.bsky.social. I'll be reading from my novel Ghostdance and will be selling copies of both it and my debut Comeback.
Hastings Book Festival The Feral Writers Crawl 20206, Free entry

Greyskull Coffee Hastings:
7.00pm Jude Montague
7.30pm Hannah Dolby
8.00pm Evie King
8.30pm Chris Limb
9.00pm Jake Arnott

Twelve Hundred Postcards:
7.00pm Geoff Martin
7.30pm Mel Atkinson
8.00pm Chris Limb
8.30pm Evie King
9.00pm Untruth Seekers

Pissarro's Townhouse Rooms:
7.00pm Chris Limb
7.30pm Henry Normal & Tim Barlow
8.00pm Jake Arnott
8.30pm Anthony Clayton
9.00pm Ed Bingham

The Seadog Hastings:
7.00pm Ed Bingham
7.30pm Geoff Martin
8.00pm Mel Atkinson
8.30pm Henry Normal & Tim Barlow
9.00pm Hannah Dolby

The Good Place Cafe/Bar:
7.00pm Evie King
7.30pm Jenny Hammerton
8.00pm Untruth Seekers
8.30pm Mel Atkinson
9.00pm Cathryn Kemp

Barnaby's Lounge:
7.00pm Untruth Seekers
7.30pm Delia Reynolds
8.00pm Ed Bingham
8.30pm Jenny Hammerton
9.00pm Henry Normal & Tim Barlow

French's Bar:
7.00pm Jake Arnott
7.30pm Anthony Clayton
8.00pm Geoff Martin
8.30pm Cathryn Kemp
9.00pm Jude MontagueLogo for The Feral Writer's Crawl on Thursday 3rd September at Various Venues with an upside down picture of a Herring Gull.
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Chris Limb @catmachine.com · 02/09/2026
#MorePhotos Buildings
Rusty old fire escape on a 5 storey brick building in Los Angeles.Concrete steps lead up into a brutalist colonnade at Keele University.Two masts and multiple cables hold the roof up at the Millennium Dome in London.Curved uphill street flanked with tall grey stone Victorian era buildings, one of which has a ghost sign on it reading "Furniture stores" in Edinburgh.
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