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Urinal Septim VII

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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 22h
Also worth noting that the ancient Greek upper classes invented the gym because they had slaves doing all the necessary manual labor (outside of warfare)
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shit bro you ain’t erudite
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People who have massyve financial interestes yn the future turninge out a particular waye sholde not be allowed to make predictiouns about the future
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Finance capital, concentrated in a few hands…, exacts enormous and ever-increasing profits from the floating of companies, issue of stock, state loans, etc., strengthens the domination of the financial oligarchy and levies tribute upon the whole of society for the benefit of monopolists
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the terminally well @theterminallywell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people who say they only use ai as a tool using ai as a tool:
static.klipy.com
Good Brain Meat
Alt: person running their own head through a meat slicer "good brain meat" gif
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The tech bros think they're making progress on self-driving cars. But all they can do is make robots that drive as well as a person from California, which is an incredibly low bar
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There exists a line somewhere between macklemores of the world, who had a few hits and are worth a few mil, and the Eds, Taylors, and LeBrons. The former is still capable of human empathy & solidarity. The latter have been so "successful" that they have adopted full ruling class ghoul mentality.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There was no answer.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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mimi superhell @superhell.org · 22/09/2026
blobby text reading you can just make any font blobular. nobody can stop you
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 8
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Loc-Nar!
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So we had a Joe Rogan of the Left the whole time, but that Joe Rogan was Red Scare?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it seems to me that you must be a little damaged in the head
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
all my exes live in .exes
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PapaJ @michiganpapa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Far from being reluctantly propelled into hostilities by popular war fever, leaders incite that fever in order to gather support for their war policies. Thereby do they attempt to distract the public from pressing domestic matters, serve the overseas interests of U.S. investors, justify gargantuan military budgets, and present themselves as great leaders.

Michael Parenti
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/09/2026
I put Roko’s Basilisk in a burlap sack and I threw the sack in the river. The computer is fine now. it’s normal again
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I'm not complicit" famously something that guys who are definitely not complicit say
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
dailym.ai/1zAZr2i
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Joseph Moore set a great example for all ICE and cops.
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
bbc.co.uk
The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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Robin Johnson @robinjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Every damn time
The Mechanical Turk, an 18th-century "chess-playing automaton" that turned out to be operated by a dude hiding inside it
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 4
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
American: You'll never understand my pain.
9/11
Everyone else in the world: sorry...sorry..
Chille Cuba, 
Venezuela
El salvador
Guatemala 
Argentina 
Panama
Nicaragua
Libya 
Sudan
Palestine 
Vietnam
Korea
Laos
Iran
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As an unhoused person, seeing Sabrina Carpenter aggressively pushing for eating quinoa scares me.
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🌭 Sid Oozeley 🌭 @oozeley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i was there and 9/12 america fucking sucked
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coᴍᴍɪssᴀʀ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe @wormwitch.bzky.team · 08/09/2026
this, and a dui 😍
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got du hast car du hast enough so we can drive away
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Asked and answered
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
silicon valley peasants DUMBFOUNDED by mechanical turk
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
there is comfort in small rituals, such as grinding a fat bud, packing a cone and sitting in the dark on the porch to smoke it
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
You don’t need to use a password anymore, you just need like six different devices to talk to each other while you take a picture of them with a seventh, at an hour and minute corresponding to a verification code sent to you by psychic energies.
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lol get fucked stay fucked clanker
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Peretsky @peretsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Praxis of the DIY Album Pipeline, one of many things coming to @klangacademy.bsky.social in the Fall 2026.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Datinge app for megalith enthuasistes Henge
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We need a Senate that abolishes itself
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ritchie Valens would love to perpetually gatekeep bailaring la bamba by requiring una poca de gracia but AI is going to democratize that soon.
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo"
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John @johnbull.wtf · 01/09/2026
Time for Elon Musk to walk around with another one of his children around his head
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gordon Lightfoot never sang "Farther below, Lake America..."
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the state of the democratic party is they're working with twitch streamers who sent minors dick pictures to condemn twitch streamers who said it's bad for israel to genocide palestine
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Completing the Hegelian system of German Idealism by playing Jolene and Joker And The Thief back to back Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Urinal Septim VII @catbusmartius.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
On tour with Thicc Lizzy
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