Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong 8991052815
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Trolling this goofy ass site sounds like a much nicer gig than starring in a drone FPV or working anywhere near a refinery. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/b...nytimes.comBluesky Says Kremlin Is Hacking Its Platform to Spread PropagandaThe company said it was fighting Russian efforts to hijack real users’ accounts to post fake content, an apparently novel tactic. 020
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialdisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Street Fighter is better than Dracula: Dead and Loving It. 1144
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Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialitch.io @itch.io · 01/07/2026We don't enforce any DRM for games and stuff on @itch.io. Buy, download, and never connect to the internet again for all we care ✌️ 343408744
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Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 05/05/2026You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me, 8177761933
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carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I'd be a lot happier about the moon posts but the ICE camps and war updates are a real check on that. 010
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 07/04/2026At the rate this is escalating more countries should be at least boycotting the World Cup and doing cost benefit analysis of finding one bribeable secret service agent. 020
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Maybe the President is obsessed with making his coin because we're all about to be Zimbabwe zillionaires. 110
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 25/02/2026The physical version of the Onion made me better looking, potently virile and cured my gout. 040
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carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Imagining every juror in Luigi Mangione's trial going home to check their doubling healthcare premiums and having Ideas. 181
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialTrish Carden @monstergirltrish.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I’ve finished another needle felted piece of terrain….all made from wool :-) It’s so satisfying! 932002373
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Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Your Only Move Is HUSTLE is $3.49 on Steam buff.ly/JoA9eXB Deck playable 07922
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 010
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/06/2025SNAKE: Vamp is in what’s known as a Polycule. It’s like dating but annoying and complicated. RAIDEN: I see… 1703
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17/06/2025“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand 84152873653
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Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/05/2025stop watching anime. stop playing video games. stop jacking off. go outside. begin digging into the wet earth with your hands until your fingers bleed. embrace the secret dark 2966465
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialFr. Robert Ballecer, SJ @padresj.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇 217119173376
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Swiss guard forming a phalanx to defend Vatican city as the new Chicago-born Pope speaks ex cathedra on proper pizza. 010
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2025Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering theonion.com/trump-c... 684317587
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Tesla jumping almost 5% after reporting that they suck ass at selling cars is why I'm too bitchmade to use leverage. 000
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 31/03/2025I'm the guy tying a little bag with 3 gold pieces to rats in low level dungeons. 010
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 28/03/2025When things are cool and good in your country 030
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialJoseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I've been looking nonstop for my dog, Lando, that got out on Monday. I've checked my neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods, the shelters, and some vet offices. If you're local to Bakersfield and you see him please let me know. He's my best friend and I'm so worried for him. 111
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialmaffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 20/03/2025SKA AND PRO WRESTLING ARE THE ONLY LEGITIMATE FORMS OF ART 592667691
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Getting banned for suggesting Mr Musk combine his fascination with Nazism and his love of speed running. 140
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/01/2025after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that" 323332137992
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialLeo Mairena @leotheironrock.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Konosuke Takeshita gets it. 031
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialMicah @rincewind.run · 18/12/2024posting is, at its core, a way to not be doing the thing you need to do and don't want to be doing 313116
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Imagining an insurance CEO scared enough to surround themselves with security but still cheap enough to skimp on their coverage ending poorly. 000
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I’m not a doomer. I can see things getting better. But I cannot see things getting normaler. 2372571
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialIncognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The hawk tuah girl launched a scam meme coin. A healthcare CEO was gunned down in the street. *You wake up in a cold sweat* It was all real but you got food poisoning from eating Boar's Head 202008254
Reposted by @carolus99.bsky.socialDaniel Martin @fizbin.bsky.social · 22/03/2024I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases) projects.propublica.org/claimfile/projects.propublica.orgFind Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your ClaimYou likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f... 9161794310176
carolus99.bsky.social @carolus99.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If this image is accurate an industry average of 16% puts dealing with the American healthcare system about even with Russian Roulette 020
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