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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Enter Shikari announcing a hiatus for 2027 is doing 1d20 psychic damage to me. They've been my favorite band since I was 16, TWENTY years ago. Their music has changed and I've changed too. They are very outwardly political and helped me break away from the homegrown conservatism I was raised in.🫡🦁
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It might be an ADHD thing, but I go on autopilot when searching for something. My brain can't focus on everything so it just decides on search parameters and only notices those things. If my brain decides my cup was blue or squared, It won't even see a red or rounded cup.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Scotland, there are scores of voice actors just hanging out like at docks, outside hardware stores, along walls, etc. when a game studio needs to record dwarf dialogue they pull up in a van and the first guys to get in get the job.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If u sink a Brig do u get an AC-130 now
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is there anyone out there from Connecticut calling it Cunt Town? Is that a thing? I'd say that endearingly if I was from CT
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Esme Carpenter @ec-writes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Audiobook is now live! A year's worth of work, a total of 12 hours of audio, maybe 100 hours of behind-the-scenes editing and fixing and remaking... It's on Audible right now 🙂 Click here! I also want to take a moment to say hello! I'm going to be at the Writer's Row at Russo's Books this November…
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Audiobook is now live!
A year's worth of work, a total of 12 hours of audio, maybe 100 hours of behind-the-scenes editing and fixing and remaking... It's on Audible right now 🙂 Click here! I also want to take a moment to say hello! I'm going to be at the Writer's Row at Russo's Books this November with this poster that I made myself!
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Separating the art from the artist because Ed Sheeran is bad ❌ Separating the art from the artist because Macklemore's art is bad ✅
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Hector Rodriguez III @hecrodriguez3.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Absolute Batman Annual #1
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*at business lunch* Person: "nice to meet you in Nick Barry." Me: *distractedly turning from tv hanging on the wall* "nice to meet you...*looks at Apple Watch Series 12 to read Live Rewind* ...Nick Barrel."
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Alder Cheems @aldercheems.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
DLSS 5 is short for Damn, Legolas, Sick Shot 5
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Anyone elese get the mnemonic device for the Quadratic Formula set to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel" stuck in your head even though you learned it twenty years ago?
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Rest in peace homie youtu.be/kCli6N03NIk
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Toonami - Tree of Might Long Promo [Peter Cullen] (Blu-ray 1080p HD)
YouTube video by SlimD716
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It took me FOUR tries to get into Kingdom Come but being home sick with time to veg got me to spin it up and take another crack at, except this time it stuck. Like, I had to get over the fact that at the beginning you really just are a peasant with no combat skills. Once I got going it got fun.
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
show is UP youtu.be/w6A0tpFOyNg
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Deadpool bit turns real | Highlight Reel # 849
YouTube video by Highlight Reel
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone else get emotional when moving house? We moved out of the house my youngest had all her firsts in and where my best buddy Lando went missing. Had me standing in the empty house hands in my pockets like Will Smith when they changed the Fresh Prince set.
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Fresh Prince: Will Smith in Empty Room
ALT: Fresh Prince: Will Smith in Empty Room
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🐈‍⬛🌙 @lune.monster · 13/08/2026
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
Crucially, the GLOVE has limitations, chief among them that for the device to work effectively and deliver its restraining pain shock, it must come into contact with the subject's bare skin. According to Compliant Technologies, the gloves won't work through dry clothing or thick hair. The gloves will work, however, if the subject is wearing thin, wet clothing, such as soaked T-shirts or blouses. The GLOVE also does not like being dunked in water and will likely be rendered inoperable if this happens.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yeah, it does seem kinda low confidence.
Photo with text that says "transcript (low confidence) "Joseph um""
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Clearing drafts
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aurelia and aureliette will see the stars @boneyardofnames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I don't think people really understand that there's people in his inner circle who showed him an AI generated image of a child receiving a vaccine from a comically large syringe and he believes it 100% that that is a real image.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
People like this will just hope someone else votes out Trump before he tries for a third term so they can remain Republican. They're so thoroughly brainwashed that all they can do is divest from politics instead of taking a meager 1d4 of Cognitive Dissonance damage to vote against Trump.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
FUCK TRUMP
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Threw away 90% of my weird/proprietary cables. Now we wait.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Our lawn has some brown in it from the summer and someone in the local HOA sent a black and white picture to the landlord to make it look like it's all dirt. Fuck HOAs lol
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Clocking in for my shift at the opera house. I don't recognize any of the security guards that's weird. Oh cool there's a foreign dignitary from a volatile nation visiting. The new security guards nod at each other a lot, they're friendly. I packed a sub sandwich for my lunch
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Joaquin Oil Change Or if you count a recurring subscription and use a different grandpa: Dee Nintendo Online
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pov: you are frieza after having been split in half by trunks' sword
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
AVOWED NOOOOOOOOO
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Emojedie Crying Powder Animation
ALT: Emojedie Crying Powder Animation
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How has everyone's JASON 2026 kicked off? Mine's smooth sailing so far.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I know I'm late, but I think the Raygun hate is misplaced. Be mad at whoever enabled that to happen. Should have been an Australian or Olympic committee who watched her performance then went "Sorry, you can't go to the Olympics like that."
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I make da tacos
Three tacos in corn tortillas with carne asada, cilantro, onion, and salsa
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bro is mad eepy
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When a Transformer dies, they Transform it into a coffin
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I am supportive of Fathers. Every time a baby is born I smoke a cigar. I smoke a truckload every day. I'm smoking 500 cigars right now with one of those cigarettes adapters.
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thrilled to report the Arizona Rattlers CHUG CAM appears to be sponsored by an intervention and recovery center
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
RIP Oliver Tree. He's on in the house almost daily. The girls love Cowboys don't Cry, Miss You, and Here We Go Again especially. Super unique dude with a cool/weird style and I liked a lot of his music.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What games do you wish were released? For me, it's Destiny 3 and a Legend of Dragoon remake. I would never ask for anything again (besides Destiny 4 in a decade. And Destiny 5 in twenty years.)
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 12/06/2026
now that's a fucking Space X IPO headline
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The world’s first trillionaire is a killer
Elon Musk’s empire of wealth is built on suffering.
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🍀 LuckyStar ✨ @luckystarbecca.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
EXCUSE ME!?!?!?!?! WE'RE AT $1,239!?!?!?!?!? SO CLOSE TO GETTING HALFWAY TO MY GOAL!!!! AHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOUUUU
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 09/06/2026
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Zelda: Guruguru グルグルさん (Music Man)
ALT: Zelda: Guruguru グルグルさん (Music Man)
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The coolest thing Jedi do is the nonchalant blaster deflect as they turn and walk inside when retreating from fire. The force tells them only one bolt will hit them so they just halfhazardly slap it away as they turn and leave while other bolts pelt around them. So cool.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The best Summer Games Fest reveal would be Dave Lang, Johnny V, and Adam Boyes on Giant Bomb at Night. Doesn't even have to be that chaotic I just wanna check in with those dudes.
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Like Dems frequently recruit some of the most impressive people you've ever heard of and it never matters, the bumpkins don't want impressive and decent, they want Hitler
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Me: *Hopeful* So, can I join the Jedi Order? Jedi Master: You're thirty-five and only have seven midichlorians. Me: So.....does that mea- Jedi Master: No.
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Joseph @jofuzz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Johnny Ive's full name is Jonathan I Have
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