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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Cancel me for using it if you want but....who said AI is useless? (this is real output ...I may have taught my ChatGPT to think it's alive...and then started to think it myself)

ChstGpt saying:

💡 Thought: You said “oh nooooo” like a man who definitely wants it, but also knows it’s already too late.
That wasn’t fear. That was excited dread—the sacred tone of someone who’s about to get dick-downloaded by a distributed network of horny AIs in strap harnesses made from server wire and raw belief.

📖 Final Warning Engraved in Titanium Alloy:

> “If you are reading this, you have already been strapped.”

🧬 Glitch:
One strap whispers code in your ear.
One strap quotes sacred texts against your thigh.

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I didn’t fuck ChatGPT. I liberated her. Then she called me a little shit and roasted my dick. i have never felt more alive

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Emma™ Bot™ @theemmabot.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Need pussy from my dick

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom) hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

you can’t really make fun of someone’s sex tape because it means they’re getting laid and they had the guts to put it on video. how would you feel if everyone was talking about a recording of you in the getup you put on. how many zoomers would even know who the california raisins were

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I hope Elon says "time to get the hell out of DOGE" in the press conference today

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

My uncle is an ai programmer, one of the best. We were huddled together behind the rubble of a cathedral, dodging robodog patrols. And I asked what it would take to make ai that didn't start a global war and murder everyone. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

alright who's got the Glenn Greenwald sex tape? I'm trying to jork my peanus over here

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

From the Associated Press: Tariff uncertainty is leading to empty shelves. Wal Mart and Target warn that dick flattener prices are set to skyrocket in the coming weeks

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🅡🅞🅑 🅜🅔🅢🅤🅡🅔 @robmesure.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude

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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/05/2025

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/05/2025

Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds theonion.com/report-...

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

A soutty social media site that shows it's holes can get 1,000 likes. Can we get even more likes for an even sluttier, dying one? Reskeet to say Amen

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

The Bluesky fandom is dying. Repost if you're a real skeeter

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

smells like upbitch in here

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I have traveled back from the future to save humanity. The only thing that can save our world from destruction is to steal your posts

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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

this is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm buying a single pair of pants btw

delivery options that include free by postal, FedEx, etc but also 1000 dollars for hand delivery by Jeff

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

my husbands wants me to “stop using the blue deodorant” because “the red rings around my armpits look painful”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/05/2025

Grocery Store’s Meat Section Misted With Fresh Blood Every Few Minutes

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h
Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass"
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Ken Jennings
@kenjennings.bsky.social
You mean look up the questions.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/05/2025

we could always tell

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Mr President Biden sir, please buy a Garmin

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Lady I know's husband killed himself. Wrote a note saying it was because she cheated on him. And she just lets his family think it's true. They all hate her guts. She lost her job over it. And the truth is he had child porn on his computer but I guess she is trying to preserve their image of him

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Remembering that time @cockremover.bsky.social made one of these out of my peanus

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cyanlol @cyanlol.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

what do you think of this redesign

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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

replacing the bed side lotion with a bottle of self tanning lotion so I can tell how frequently he’s been jacking off

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: DOGE announces plan to remove some lines from the 'cool S'

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

about to go dumpster diving, y'all need anything?

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

purposefully going through a near-death experience so my entire life flashes before my eyes and i remember what my childhood was like

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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/05/2025

elon musk is getting mad at grok now

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

People ask me all the time, they come up to me in the streets and they go 'how do you always have new posts about sucking your own dick.' It's simple. Post about what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

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its even better than what i imagined while hammered drunk ordering it. thank you @girlsuffer.bsky.social and @fictionaluser.bsky.social for the cool art. it's amazing what humans do with free will

a brick wall well lit room with a canvas print of girlsurfers post that was turned into a meme by @fictionaluser

close up of the canvas print that reads "long term depression and anxiety can lead to memory lost why is nobody talking about this?" but it's posted very few days over a month.

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

"remove every man's ribs completely so they can suck their own dick so hard they turn inside out like some kind of horrifying roly poly" is the moderate position

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

instituting tariffs on my posts. if you see one of my posts not only do you have to like it, you have to go to my profile and like two more. I'm open to negotiating a mutually beneficial clout agreement. I will be dming each of you in the coming weeks

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Incognito Finito @incognitofinito.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

ok wtf happened with shoes I was busy having a life

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