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Charles Miller

@carl.fish
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I code. I write. I may be a goldfish. I am also @carlfish@carl.fish on ActivityPub/Mastodon.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 8h
Most TV is just this now.
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 14h
This is a real book. 🤯
THE TRIP IS YOURS

TAKING MUSHROOMS AND GOING TO WALMART

WRITTEN BY B THE AUTHOR

SQUICHE
$ 425
1339140 3263 K MART 7529

Illustration in the style of the old choose your adventure stories. I’m
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 18h
Drafting an executive order to finally make "fetch" happen.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19h
Spending $850 vibe coding to-do list apps hoping to get rich is just one notch above spending the money on lottery tickets. While execution is now “free” due to vibe coding, it also means every software category will be hyper competitive. Your AI slop app is just more noise to users.
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 20h
One thing I really liked about the 60s Day of the Jackal movie was how the creators weaponised this against the audience. Just when you started to root for the competent, cool assassin, they hit you _hard_ with how flat-out evil he was (and that you'd have to be to do that job).
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 29/09/2026
Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit is now as old as Elvis's Hound Dog was when Smells Like Teen Spirit was released. Have a nice day.
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 29/09/2026
Do not do anything on your company laptop you do not want your employer to own. Do not log into your personal gmail. Do not log into your personal iCloud account. Do not log into your personal github. Do not browse your personal porn.
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 29/09/2026
Cancelling LinkedIn for far right dog-whistling.
Notification from LinkedIn: “your posts got 88 impressions.”
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Stilgherrian @stilgherrian.com · 28/09/2026
More important bogong moth reminders.
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Nick Miller @nickdmiller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Times being just about as The Times as it's possible to be.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Need this on a cross-stitch pillow
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's weird because Nirvana is now old whereas I am exactly the same age I was in 1992
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 23/09/2026
one thing about newsom is that once you notice his gul dukat vibe you can't unsee it
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 28/09/2026
this is in reply to a video about a potential sr-71 blackbird spiritual successor
@Terminal_Indolence • 11h ago
l've already made one in Kerbal Space Program. I'll share my save file with Lockheed Martin for $75,000,000
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 28/09/2026
i love that the doxxed guy's response is to tell the chatbot "you gotta never do that ever again"
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ThatRossIreland @thatrji.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Neon Genesis Evangelion 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン
ALT: Neon Genesis Evangelion 新世紀エヴァンゲリオン
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 27/09/2026
Rock-n-roll has got so corporate. You can't just start a band these days, you need to be a "metal fabrication business."
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 27/09/2026
I’d point out the irony of the people who can’t stop warning us about the civilization-ending paperclip maximizer essentially paperclipping us to build it, but Charles Stross already did that a few years ago.
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 26/09/2026
You’d think Transport NSW would have a procedure when someone passes out on a train other than “wander around looking annoyed while passengers call 000 and deal with the situation” but apparently they don’t.
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John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know one way of stopping AI agents from accessing Australian government data would be by making them have MyGov accounts.
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Sam @samhallyall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
POOH FREO LOST 😞
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Tee Leef 🌱 @teeleeau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the tiktok kiddies #AFLGF
A television screen of the 2026 AFLGF showing a score of 6-7 [43] 6-7 [43] © 2026 Tracey L. Baglin
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 26/09/2026
I guess some artists aren’t too precious to play the embarrassing song that made them famous.
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
isekais capture the fantasies of modern millennial, be it self-employment on own terms, home ownership, stable income to support a family, or far more simpler dreams of being hit by a truck
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Grace @gracekind.net · 26/09/2026
“Improve model for everyone,” aka “allow my images to be posted on public websites”
“Improve model for everyone” setting in chatgpt
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 25/09/2026
It's only an origin video game if it's from Origin Systems. Otherwise it's sparkling nostalgia.
Collage of box art of various Origin Systems games including the Ultima and Wing Commander series, System Shock, and others.
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring a cat - or any cute pet at all - to a job interview, I'm probably going to offer at least one of you a job. Just maybe not you.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or, alternatively, your social media ban ain't gonna do squat.
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Diana Fisher @dianafisher1080.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Repeat of the semelparous male dasyurid episode about death is on QI in Brisbane just now. They didn’t tell me, or ask if they could use my photographs of antechinus and kalutas. It was a shock to see them come up on the TV screen the 1st time. Stephen misinterprets the evolutionary reason, oh well.
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 25/09/2026
I got a scam SMS the other day, and I wanted to report it, but the scamwatch site asks for a tonne of detail, none of it applicable when you just want to report “I got an obvious pig-butchering scam from these phone numbers.”
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Liz as in lizard 🏳️‍⚧️ @sloppers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are you telling me “octomom” isn’t even a harmless weirdo she’s A VICTIM OF MEDICAL ABUSE????
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 25/09/2026
I remember the first time West Coast Eagles made the finals. I was a teenager working my shift at a reasonably popular Perth-suburban Target, and the store was wasteland-empty all day (except for a brief rush at half time).
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 24/09/2026
Probably the funniest thing about Lindsay Ellis' new (and predictably, really good) video is that Disney were so burned by Jenny Nicholson that they've now obviously got a big flashing red light set up in the back office for "video essayist just booked a ticket!" www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjPR...
youtube.com
I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 23/09/2026
You sleep on you back wrong and wake up with a sharp tinge in your shoulder To take three Tylenol, turn to page 125 To ignore it with the belief it will work itself out throughout the day, turn to page 98
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 24/09/2026
Try "company failed to implement robust containment measures before starting its tests"
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 24/09/2026
Your package of F-35 parts could not be delivered and has been taken to the nearest Auspost collection point
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 23/09/2026
I'm holding out for Haiku 5.7.5
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it pisses me off when the gangs of clueless racists pretend they're marginalised underdogs. the police, government and media are on your side, they will go to extremes to avoid punishing you, you are playing on easy mode
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 23/09/2026
Seele is an absolute menace in currency wars.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wonder why they're racing on Saturday instead of Sunday *Reads article* Oh. Oh no. www.racefans.net/2026/09/21/h...
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How to watch the 2026 Azerbaijan GP and why it is being held on a Saturday
It's race week! The Azerbaijan Grand Prix will take place on Saturday with three Formula 2 support races. Here are the details.
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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the world I was born in no longer exists
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 23/09/2026
“Stakeholder engagement” is when you propose to Buffy.
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Charles Miller @carl.fish · 22/09/2026
Schrödinger's generation living in the quantum superposition of "ruined by hyper-available online porn", and "not jorking it".
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