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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here’s me talking about my heart attack www.nine.com.au/lifestyle/he...
nine.com.au
‘I would’ve died’: A Google search told Fiona she wasn’t having a heart attack - adding one word changed everything
Fiona Katauskas’ heart attack was nothing like the dramatic heart-clutching moments you see in the movies, so when she felt breathless, dizzy and sweaty while exercising at home on a Sunday morning la...
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Should I have another beer? Y/Y
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 27/09/2026
This is a shopping list of Australian housing myths, including my favourite, ‘there used to be housing commissions’. Yes, and the absence of public housing is a real factor in crisis. But the Cwth and State housing commissions built a tiny fraction of our cities, the vast majority was private built
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How is this any different to "I was running short on petrol but decided to continue into a bushfire evacuation zone anyway"? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
Warning from EV owner caught with low charge in bushfire
The owner of an EV chauffeur service learned a valuable lesson when he found himself in a bushfire zone with a dwindling battery.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Channel 7's coverage could really do with another white man shouting into a microphone. #AFLGF
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or, alternatively, your social media ban ain't gonna do squat.
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Tim Lyons @picketer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminder that the GF public holiday just restored the Show Day public holiday that Bloody Jeff abolished (and sensibly put it on Friday.) Enjoy the day - and the penalty rates you get if you have to work, you deserve them.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What was your first computer growing up? www.computinghistory.org.uk/userdata/ima...
A beige Armstead 286 with a CRT monitor on top of a rectangular case. A chunky mechanical keyboard and mouse sit in front.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coalition brane is quite something www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
theguardian.com
Australia news live: Hastie ‘open minded’ on return of baby bonus to counter ageing population concerns
Follow the day’s news live
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Jason Moore @moorejh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#infosec
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got mine last month. Get on it.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know the weather is conducive to it but 830 on a Sunday is a bit early to fire up the 2stroke.
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Brian C. Veteran Bookseller @chainborne.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whacks off, wax on.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 17/09/2026
As someone in Northern Ireland, it's been sitting uncomfortably the amount of lefties saying Britain has never gone fascist before when most of you have no clue what they did here. Give it different names if you want.
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marque lawyers @marquelawyers.com.au · 14/09/2026
That's about as clear an articulation of the present problem as has been made by anyone.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm at the Falafel Place on Smith St. The food here is incredible.
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 14/09/2026
PISSVORTEX, don’t leave your basement without it!
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵
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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beaker #oilpainting #sketchbook
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No, that's bollocks.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"We need more immigrant players dad". My 12 year old being more progressive than Cricket Australia.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 05/09/2026
"Opinion Privacy

I stopped wearing my smart glasses in public. Here’s why

People kept kickking me square in the dick"

[Headshot of David Swan.]
"David Swan
Technology editor"
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists
Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637
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Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Gerard McCarthy's response to Maureen Lipman is so fucking good
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Victoria Fielding @drvicfielding.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is it just me or does this news story make it sound like the boyfriend is the victim here?
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KDE @kde.org · 04/09/2026
More on KDE's fight for #efficiency: We have driven down the number of unconfirmed #bug reports to its lowest levels in over a decade and are managing to keep it there. Help us improve that number further: pointieststick.com/2026/09/03/b... -- Keep KDE funded💲! : kde.org/anniversarie...
pointieststick.com
Bug triaging help needed
For many years now, I and others have been working on getting plasmashell’s open bug reports as accurate and actionable as possible. We’ve made tremendous progress, driving down the num…
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Bluesky Wagtail @angrywagtails.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
👀
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm not repulsed by this
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Kate Littlejohn @kelittlejohn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm currently in the middle of PhD research that is showing unequivocally that this is not even close to a thing. Women are still massively underrepresented in the curriculum and almost every teacher I interviewed raised the manosphere's influence on male students as an explicit blocker.
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KDE @kde.org · 01/09/2026
Design us a #3D #Konqi You have the #Blender skills, we have the reference! kde.org/anniversarie... Send us designs we can use in graphics, #animations, #3Dprinted figurines, action figures and trophies for Akademy Awards and forever be revered by the KDE Community! #B3d #Blender3d
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 31/08/2026
wow more than 5 years ago now, what a time
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Both these teams should be watching football from the couch this weekend. #AFLDogvPies
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Forgot my glasses 🥸
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Glengyron @glengyron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yesterday Queensland behaving like this. Today we watch a glacier fall off a mountain in Nepal. If you can't connect the dots you're less sentient than AI.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I use "it's breakfast time" to the Flight of the Chonchords song Business Time, baby. youtu.be/WGOohBytKTU?...
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Flight of the Conchords- Business Time
YouTube video by Ellaelise
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Choices, you say. Anthony Albanese on the current inequitable GST distribution, today 24 August 2026 "there will be no change to WA’s GST arrangements while I’m prime minister. "
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Michael Bell @xtrackka.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can’t let the VIC opposition’s proposals go without comment. The 2 highlighted changes would result in an economic, environmental and energy disaster for the state. Irresponsibility destructive.
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 21/08/2026
You know what even locally hosted LLMs are great at? Reverse engineering the proprietary code of big tech and writing copies that are, we are repeatedly told by big tech, not copyright infringing. I am really looking forward to AI companies trying to thread that needle in copyright law.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Private Eye far too often dips into stupid, reactionary cruelty. But it is also capable of delivering bangers - such as this.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Towels dried on the washing line > towels dried in the tumble
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just walked around the house and turned of seven (seven!) lights and a range hood. Yes, I am old.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Does anyone except the media and political class give a fuck about Albo and melons? Asking for literally everybody.
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The Cathy Wilcox @cathywilcox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Slop. My @smh @theage cartoon.
Single frame. Title - instruction: “[place cartoon here - ed]”. Appearance of yellow torn out lined note paper held in place by sticky tape. Text: “The Herald-Sun has this week published an AI cartoon, where previously they might have commissioned one of their (dwindling) stable of artists. And it makes sense. (Not the cartoon.) After all, what is a cartoon, but a picture with a caption and maybe some helpful labels to make a point? In this case, a point the editor who prompted it wanted to make.
I mean, how hard can cartooning be? We would all be doing them if it weren’t for our lack of drawing skill (and some cartoonists aren’t very skilled, let’s face it), and AI means nobody has to pay the outrageous fees that “artists” charge, while they can “borrow” their existing work to train AI. It’s literally a no-brainer!” (Small picture of a brain crossed out) “We can only hope they can keep up the quality, once the AI can only be trained using other AI cartoons.”
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's not even 8am and I'm so very tired.
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've said it before, but this is a student politics level brain fart. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
Victorian Liberals want a weekly red bin collection. Is it a wheelie good idea or a load of rubbish?
Fortnightly household waste collections are increasingly considered best practice – but the leader of the opposition argues they’re ‘disgusting’
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André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Finger hovering cautiously above the “on” button
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
good news i'm in the newspaper. bad news i need to talk to the editor of this headline
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pseudomorph @pseudomorph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Student politics level election promise.
Liberal Victoria policy announcement. BREAKING: We will guarantee weekly red bin collection for Victorians.
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