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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 10h

round 1 parings... my own partner lmao

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 13h

Eugenia cosplay ready for @universusccg.bsky.social EU Qualifiers (ya girl is ready to go 0-7)

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's spooky month so let me cast a spell on you

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

why is it that every time I want to wear a hat outside, there has to be gale force winds? fuck this simulation

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

it's spooky month so let me cast a spell on you

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the worst part about having an ex from a semi-popular band is that her face just flashbangs you when scrolling socials

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may @maysuser.name · 01/10/2026

trans spaces are not representative of trans people at large by virtue of selecting for people who want a separate space focused on transness to begin with

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Lone (Under Maintenance) @lonenightquill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tapping the sign

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

firefox has updated and I hate it WHY ARE MY TABS OVALS??

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Glintstone Kris 🏳‍⚧ Maintenance Mode ⚙️🔧 @inoxian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Like why does Picard make wine or Harry Kim play the clarinet or Beverly Crusher do theatre when you can generate food and drink and music and plays? Cos they want to and can. They don't have to calculate whether it's economically viable and where their next meals and rent come from.

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I wish all vague posters a very, you know, *that* thing

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

why is it so hard for men in positions of power to just not rape people?

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me but I hex them into doing it instead

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

why does every damn app have its own integrated browser??? just open the damn link on the browser I use every single day of my life for fucks sake

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

right, i'm gonna need whoever decided "bivouac" should be pronounced "bivver-whack" to hand over their dictionary license

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

core childhood memory was using my Sonic Screwdriver on him to make it feel like i was repairing him (yes, School Reunion is my comfort episode. how could you tell?)

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

never understood how people found Tim Robinson funny literally just Temu Jim Carrey

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Joe :)🦕 @sillydogjoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Save in Progress... Please reframe from removing your Memory Card.

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*orders next day delivery for Tuesday for something needed on Friday* "sorry, we won't be able to deliver until Friday" WHY THE FUCK DID YOU OFFER ME NEXT DAY THEN? nothing actually works and everything is a scam

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"what's wrong with AI coding?" says the person who uses ChatGPT to remind them to wipe their ass "I use it to code all the time and it's fine" says the person who failed every single one of their computer science classes

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"goomba fallacy" "goomba fallacy" "goomba fallacy" motherfuckers will invent a fallacy than admit hypocrites exist

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

this is just proven by the fact that Bluesky has gone down 3 times for me today

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"we accept submissions from all writers. no need to have been published before or need an agent" *only publishes established authors who most likely have agents*

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So that was a lie

ALT: So that was a lie

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Evelyn - a puppy goat but spooky and such 🏳️‍⚧️ @jumbojorts.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Has eaten less than a thousand calories in the last three days voice* "Why am I so fatigued this week?"

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

after watching a video that explains how non-autistic people will just believe things without evidence and how autistic people derive conclusions based on evidence, so many of my daily interactions make much more sense

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

leaked image of me huddling around the space heater as my uninsulated flat gets colder

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the day that I never have to hear about american politics ever again will be one of the greatest days of my life

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

is this what we're doing now? movie DLC? actually fuck off with this

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

minecraft died as a game the moment they let you go below Y level 0

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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i love random encounters. randomly encountering beautiful women, that is

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

genuinely getting sick of AI vibe-coded shite literally not used a single AI made bit of programming that wasn't buggy as fuck and ran like shit

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the worst part about having hypervigilance and just basic pattern recognition is seeing people do things that'll end badly but not having them listen to you because they're too stubborn

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

MTG Arena players spending two FUCKING minutes reading my 1 mana goblin to then play a land and concede

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Spongebob Thinking Hard

ALT: Spongebob Thinking Hard

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

today on "hypocrisies I have": I'm happy when people engage in a new franchise and say they're fans of it but also I hate when people *only* engage with the most popular entry of that franchise

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

t-shirt idea: "I'd do anything for a Blonde Dyke"

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i wish for a time in which any praise of the Star Wars sequels doesn't have to be preceeded by people going "I know these films are actual dogshit which led to my divorce and taking of my kids but... I liked [INSERT THING HERE]"

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possSCREAM @possqueen.dev · 27/09/2026

"this is so bad it looks like a ps2 game" ps2 games:

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

new bit: "here's my impressions of celebrity/character" and it's just me quoting the character in a Borat voice

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

waking up and being smothered to death with kisses. gods, I love women

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Natalie Valentine @natalievalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the people doomerposting about this haven't watched Skeleton Crew and it shows. shit was peak

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