Reposted by Brian DublinCaroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 3hThere can’t be a surprise ending for a story that has no stakes. The word they’re looking for here is “Arbitrary.” 6718
Reposted by Brian DublinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026“My son is perfect.” “Your son is already old.” “How old are you already?” “The sad children are there.” “You have to eat soup!” buff.ly/L8lbSMvbuff.lyMy Favorite Fun and Useful Phrases from Duolingo’s Yiddish Course“This does not smell good; is it fresh?” “They do not invite you because you always fall asleep.” “This vegetable is old!” 2395
Reposted by Brian DublinDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Genuinely, when you send someone to the United States Senate as submoronic, gibbering and ridiculous as Tommy Tuberville, your statehood should be suspended. At this point there should be 49 United States and the Alabama Territory. Followed by a second, more committed attempt at Reconstruction. 2753598
Reposted by Brian DublinAndrew Bellware @drewsky.app · 17/09/2026OMG. This is so up my alley it's hysterical. 0256
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026After 50, they don't call it 'soiling the bed', it's just 'laundry day' -family member, 50 000
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026State of Georgia emailed the November election ballot yesterday. Two points: 1) The email referred to 'June election'. Embarrassing 2) The ballots have a QR code at the top. Doesn't seem very anonymous to me..... 000
Reposted by Brian DublinTom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026‘Politics is pervasive. Everything is political and the choice to be ‘apolitical’ is usually just an endorsement of the status quo and the unexamined life.’ - Rebecca Solnit 03811
Reposted by Brian Dublinbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 10/03/2024“And the award for loudest chasm goes to… HOWLING VOID!” HOWLING VOID: [howls] The camera pans to Shrieking Abyss, just fucking glaring. 12571141
Reposted by Brian DublinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/09/2026"These fringe upstarts are speaking unabashedly about our country’s crushing affordability crisis and utter lack of a social safety net. That’s the kind of frank, uncompromising honesty that scares independent voters away." buff.ly/tt1slzKmcsweeneys.netThese Exciting Progressive Candidates Who Might Lose Must Be Replaced by Boring Moderates Who Will Definitely Lose“Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher... 18924
Reposted by Brian DublinAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/09/2026Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me." 277151731357
Reposted by Brian Dublin𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/09/2026Me: "You wanna go upstairs?" Him: "Oh yeah." Me: "Do you have protection?" Him: [startled] "Why, what's up there?" 5779583
Reposted by Brian DublinLee Zimmerman @zim2918.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Canadian Strait of Hormuz Every ocean going ship from the great lakes must pass through the Welland Canal 2103023836
Reposted by Brian DublinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/08/2026It’s comin’. It is comin’. FAST. Get To the rug— The good rug— NOW. buff.ly/H6eJilzmcsweeneys.netI Am a Dog. I Am About to Puke. Where Is the Good Rug?It’s comin’. It is comin’. FAST. Get To the rug— The good rug— NOW. 8/26/26 412625
Reposted by Brian DublinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/08/2026SSRIs have dangerous side effects and are too often prescribed without considering the following questions: - What are the long-term implications of a happy, chemically balanced society? - Are joyful women dangerous? - What’s wrong with benzos? When did everyone stop doing them?buff.lyMAHA’s Plan to Wean Americans Off SSRIs“As a compassionate group of health hobbyists and one doctor of law, we cannot, in good conscience, recommend people stop taking their SSRIs cold turkey, eve... 515531
Reposted by Brian DublinJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The President has decided that in order to make ground beef cheaper, he will cut tariffs on ground beef. And I'm wondering if he could generalize from this one product to other products, and perhaps concede that tariffs raise prices on American consumers. 43261191314
Reposted by Brian DublinJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Learn from his example, this is how you answer the questions from the bootlicking press 18318
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I've had some bad jobs, and some rough breakups. But, I've never had a 'please stay on this plane that is targeted for destruction' send off. 020
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Joe Biden was walking around Kyiv, during wartime, while air raid sirens were going off. No need for catering trucks. 020
Reposted by Brian DublinGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/08/2026If you wanted to fly Donald Trump out on a different plane without advanced warning to protect him, that would be one thing. But to put others on what you believed to be a targeted plane served only one purpose: To propagate and maintain a lie to assuage a single man’s ego. 39466271748
Reposted by Brian Dublinjohn.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I remember watching this when it aired live in September, 1976, the Muppet Show's first season. I didn't know who Rita Moreno was, only that she was amazing. She won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Individual Performance in a Variety or Music Program. Happy Sunday Funday! 🥵 36597652298
Reposted by Brian DublinNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Ohio Democrats want Republican Rep. Max Miller to show up at community events. They also don’t want kids around people on drugs. They need to make up their minds. 552846
Reposted by Brian DublinNPR @npr.org · 08/08/2026Instead of scrapping its network of bomb shelters after the Cold War, Switzerland kept building them. The country has more than 370,000 nuclear bomb shelters. Some are now used to house migrants. n.pr/4xypQ1rn.prSwitzerland is a neutral nation but has more nuclear bunkers than any country in the worldInstead of scrapping its network of bomb shelters after the Cold War, Switzerland kept building them. The country has more than 370,000 nuclear bomb shelters. Some are now used to house migrants. 625963
Reposted by Brian DublinMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026“Capital One—What’s in YOUR 350 wildly suspicious accounts?” 29935190
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Trump's lawyers revived dormant lawsuits against Capital One for closing Trump Org accounts in 2021 for 'political reasons' This led to the bank stating that the accounts were closed due to activity indicative of money laundering. Nobody could tell POTUS 'hey, let's let this one go'? 000
Reposted by Brian DublinJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent. 62776874
Reposted by Brian DublinProfessa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What is crazy to me is that Operation Warp Speed—started during the first Trump Administration—was one of the most successful public private partnerships to develop a medical product and it led directly to the Covid Vaccine. 671262188
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Is Fauci a genius? No. But: 1) Who was in charge of the virus response in 2020? 2) Why goes GOP bring this up now? 3) Did Fauci's recommendations differ from those of health dept in other countries? 4) The "1% mortality" that the GOP says they are comfortable with would be 3m dead (not 1.1m) 020
Reposted by Brian DublinNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If Odysseus had just given his sailors testosterone injections, it wouldn’t have taken him 10 years to get home. 471635230
Reposted by Brian DublinMcJulie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This is the most useful AI primer I've ever seen 120262
Reposted by Brian DublinPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375851723
Reposted by Brian DublinDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My wife says I remind her of James Bond. I’m not good at following orders, I’m emotionally dead, and she’d like to see the role go to Idris Elba. 1606716757
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Why trade smaller concessions with Iran for peace, when instead we could lose a war with them and make bigger concessions? I hope you learned your lesson Iran! There's plenty more concessions where those came from! -Jon Stewart 010
Reposted by Brian DublinEastcoastitnotes @eastcoastitnotes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Corporations: "We invented a robot that drinks water!" Everyone: "What? Why would you do th-" Corporations: "All of the water actually!" Everyone:.... Corporations:... Everyone:... Corporations: "Also your taxes are going up!" 482212573
Reposted by Brian DublinThomas A. Hammer @thomasahammer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026First you create a problem. Make a lot of money. Solve the problem. Make a lot of money. Say problem not actually solved. Make a lot of money. Say that the problem was actually solved by you. Make a lot of money. Something something Art of the Deal. Make a lot of money. Create another problem....... 411673592
Reposted by Brian DublinHowdy @icandie.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after. Here’s hoping history repeats itself. 662733487
Reposted by Brian DublinMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 07/06/2026"So I get to take the blame for our country’s tanked economy While fighting for my basic rights and bodily autonomy In short, I’m fucked in matters from the vital to the trivial I am the very model of a modern-age millennial..."buff.lyThe Very Model of a Modern-Age MillennialMy job prospects are hobbled by insistence on a living wage Compete at entry-level with some washed-up folks at twice my age In matters of identity, employ... 314335
Reposted by Brian DublinCorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 06/06/2026If you can explain an entire presidency using NBA team names, you’ve earned my attention. Politics. Basketball. Late night comedy. Somehow Jimmy Fallon combined all three into one hilarious recap. Fallon absolutely nailed this one! 😂🏀 #SheShed #NBA #Basketball #JimmyFallon 771619574
Brian Dublin @captmandrake.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Russian Guy: I drive twice a year from Zurich to Kaliningrad to see my family. Me: Wow, must take ages RG: Nah, only about 16 hours Me: That's fast! I figured the border crossing would be terrible. RG: Oh, yeah you wait about 15 hours to cross the border 000
Reposted by Brian DublinBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I'm Mike Lindell. I'm Herschel Walker. I'm Mel Gibson. I'm Sidney Powell. I'm Riley Gaines. Those stories and more. Tonight. On 60 Minutes. 40672741343
Reposted by Brian Dublinwomensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Swedish painter Hanna Pauli, Breakfast time, 1887 #WomensArt 61254192
Reposted by Brian DublinTony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 29/05/2026😎🪴🌵 remember, only you.. 0134
Reposted by Brian DublinDarth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Never in the field of human endeavour has so much been fucked up for so many by so few. 291351311
Reposted by Brian DublinRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 07/05/2026Me: This movie is garbage. Boss: Again, this is a Zoom meeting. 1384
Reposted by Brian DublinSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 07/05/2026"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder, for money." 1648