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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸

@sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social
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she/her | host @hhynspod.bsky.social | boxd.it/noAJ I don't want to be here anymore than you do.

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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 6h
Man this looks so lovingly made in so many ways and also I’m sorry but the CGI landscapes are unfortunately marvel goop
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 6h
Man this looks so lovingly made in so many ways and also I’m sorry but the CGI landscapes are unfortunately marvel goop
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
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The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November
Okaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
lol
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I cannot emphasize enough that the answer is Super Mario
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Been waiting for them to debut this category
Nobel Prize for Hating Israel
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's not even the ethics of it. My career, my hobbies, my free time, hell, my whole life took off once I fully left Twitter. It is a place to go if you want to be stuck in a neverending race war feedback loop. Like not using ChatGPT, not using Twitter is a superpower. Remain employable; stay off it.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TIL Michael Caine thinks WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT was a UK Production
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The guy at work known as “Conservative Steve” has literally never once done transphobia at me, and has actively corrected himself multiple times to correctly use They/Them pronouns for people in the community. The culture war is over!!!!!
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Sab Steele @voidmother.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
transphobia is still largely an elite fixation being pushed by capital and pundit class interests who have literally driven themselves insane on social media.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have developed a preternatural sense for predicting “married to a man but exploring 👀👀👀” in dating app profiles and I’m not thrilled about it!
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, chat: I’ve spent all evening reviewing audition materials and I’m honestly blown away by some of the talent on display. Make my life harder and submit to audition for ROLL FOR PERFORMANCE.
A mockup artwork for a D&D podcast, Roll For Performance. Featuring a D20 which has landed on, what else but, a natural 1
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, chat: I’ve spent all evening reviewing audition materials and I’m honestly blown away by some of the talent on display. Make my life harder and submit to audition for ROLL FOR PERFORMANCE.
A mockup artwork for a D&D podcast, Roll For Performance. Featuring a D20 which has landed on, what else but, a natural 1
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most important part of a fantasy anything league is when someone makes a decision that costs them horribly and the whole group chat rags on them and they have to violently defend the position tooth and nail. This guy is a fucking loser who will never know joy!
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you are an online comedy person/D&D enthusiast/podcaster/performer, or an aspirant in any of those pursuits, check the thread for how to join us!!! We’re looking for 2-3 more players to round out the cast!
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kindly asking any mufos who think “it would be cool if Caroline’s projects were successful” to RT the post below, and any other posts about the upcoming show! It would be a huge help :)
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Audition form is live through the end of the week! If you’ve ever wanted to be a part of an actual play D&D show, my friends at @endeavortheatre.bsky.social are making it happen! Join us!!!!
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In partnership with Endeavor Theatre, a nonprofit Theatre Company in my lovely hometown of Columbus, OH, I’m so excited to announce this upcoming project, ROLL FOR PERFORMANCE, a Dungeons and Dragons Actual Play Podcast!
Mock-Up artwork for a D&D podcast. It says “Roll For Performance” surrounding a large icon of a d20 die, resting on a Natural 1
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Audition form is live through the end of the week! If you’ve ever wanted to be a part of an actual play D&D show, my friends at @endeavortheatre.bsky.social are making it happen! Join us!!!!
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Endeavor Theatre @endeavortheatre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am once again asking you to submit an audition for our brand new actual play podcast, Roll For Performance. Audition form- forms.gle/9qVV8i2pAh25... Auditions accepted through the end of this week!
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Once Again I Am Once Again
Alt: Once Again I Am Once Again
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is literally called “having an interest” and “playing chess with your friends”
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is literally called “having an interest” and “playing chess with your friends”
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If they made Gatorade but hot, would they call it “Hoterade” or “Gatorhot?”
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We really lost our way when “picture” fell out of modern parlance
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they’re not called that bc that sounds dumb as hell.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So is there a Mrs. Dracula?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tho it is fucked up they did not call it “Now You 3 Me”
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tho it is fucked up they did not call it “Now You 3 Me”
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Phillip Maciak @pjmaciak.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kirsten Dunst and Gabrielle Union could do HEAT, but Pacino and De Niro couldn't do BRING IT ON.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hey! It’s that dog…”
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Again, to be abundantly clear, she is WRONG and I disagree. I also think it’s very funny that she feels this way and am lowkey obsessed with it.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like all GOATs, JCO’s misses feel uber-historic because of how insanely high her batting average is. To be clear: this is a bad take! I do, however, find it funny that she thinks romance novels are fine to be AI generated because they’re not actual writing.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like all GOATs, JCO’s misses feel uber-historic because of how insanely high her batting average is. To be clear: this is a bad take! I do, however, find it funny that she thinks romance novels are fine to be AI generated because they’re not actual writing.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My ★★★ review of Disclosure Day on Letterboxd: boxd.it/gzir8b
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/09/2026
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
helping any trans woman survive right now is a thing many people are capable of on some level & that most institutions & politicians are resistant to doing. also this *specific* woman is a delight. community is how we survive fascism; On Here is community. if you can help even a little, please do.
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As this is (lightly) taking off: Go follow @endeavortheatre.bsky.social for updates on my upcoming project, ROLL FOR PERFORMANCE. A D&D actual play with a bunch of comedians and theatre dorks! And Find a link in the thread to audition! bsky.app/profile/ende...
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“No we will not tell you the cooktimes on the noodles or the flour to egg ratio of the doughs, that’s not important. You’re never gonna guess which one falls off, and which one hangs on.”
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Gonna be a real surprise ending for people looking at the kitchen wall we threw all the pasta at.”
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A second account has hit the feed. Find the link in the thread to sign up to audition! Slots are filling up, but we still have several left!!
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Endeavor Theatre @endeavortheatre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sign up to audition- forms.gle/mGxZMmbJvJb9...
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Happy Cat :D
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Endeavor Theatre @endeavortheatre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello Bluesky! Very excited to be here. We are seeking auditionees for our next project, Roll For Performance. RFP is an ensemble based, actual play comedy podcast. Party members can live anywhere and we’re looking for folks with a variety of experiences! Audition form in the reply below!
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Caroline Dracula 🇵🇸 @sportclimbbarbie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
help Stella!
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