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Cap'm Soupy

@captainsoupy.bsky.social
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"You know, hope is a mistake. If you can't fix what's broken, you'll go insane."

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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I spent the last week converting and uploading FORD FOCUS: A HARRISON FORD PODCAST to YouTube. We need 1000 subscribers to monetize it. We are *only* 988 away. So if you could hit the buttton that says “subscribe” it would make me happy
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Ford Focus: A Harrison Ford Podcast
This is a podcast about Harrison Ford movies. Longtime movie critics and entertainment journalists Keith Phipps and Mike Ryan will be going through the filmography of Harrison Ford, film by film, from...
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*mid-eulogy, looking down at casket* you’ve read your last free article
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 23/09/2026
There is no plan aftermath.site/microsoft-xbox...
master chief looking sad (even though he has a helmet on and you can't see his face; it's the body language, I think)
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Ross A. Lincoln @rossalincoln.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wow they're waiting until midnight that'll show him. Brave, truly brave marketing I mean actions here
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Besides the fact that not enough people realized that he was directly tracing these things with no real creative additions, the case for Lichtenstein depended on him adding a perceived level of contempt for the source material, which was what supposedly made it 'high art'
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He needs to demonstrate this scenario, talk is cheap, let's see some action
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is no reason to ever say "I am not complicit." in any context but if there is, it'd better come with an explanation of why you're not complicit, which you'll notice the rest of the sentences are not. (Does Ed Sheeran think "complicit" means "apathetic"?)
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 07/09/2026
i really cannot maintain enough that my current theory of donald trump is that he is utterly gripped by the terror of death, and is desperately attempting to leave some mark on the world that history cannot erase--this is the point of the wars, the annexation threats, the dc vandalism
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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Chris Plante @plante.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Game publishers want the staffing of film and TV without the unions that make gig-to-gig work a viable living and a sustainable business.
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stefa @stefapie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It feels like a 30 Rock joke that 30 Rock announced their very special 20th anniversary live show to have it be completely overshadowed by a much bigger and infinitely sad cultural event
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
her very existence was an indisputable reminder of how many things framed as inevitabilities were actually just someone’s choice. there actually is enough money for everything. the wealthy could fully fund literacy and public health and the arts and child welfare. they just won’t
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/08/2026
not humiliating enough. there should be a row of mounted water guns children can put a quarter into that lets them squirt smokers like they're riding a log flume
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Twitter broke so many rich folk brains. They have money to buy literally anything but they spend their time bloviating to and fighting with people who live in their phones. Rod Serling would have had a field day
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 21/08/2026
PSA: A heads up for those (kindly) supporting us with game purchases today: 1. Kiln and Keeper are getting permanent price changes soon! 2. All our games on Steam are getting international price adjustment reviews! 3. It's Psychonauts 2's birthday next week, which means a sale!
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Jen Taub @jentaub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...
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Universal Health Coverage Could Save $1 Trillion and 114,000 Lives Every Year, Yale Study Projects
A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
when (like today) Bluesky is going in super heavy on engagement bait I read this as ppl feel uncertain & need comfort food. it’s gonna be all right everybody do your thing, it’s cool. name a sentient body of water. ruin a movie by removing the supporting cast’s eyes. we’ll get through this
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It is not weird that almost no celebrities post on Bluesky it is weird that there was a time they ever did post on Twitter. Almost every famous person in the world would log on and post "I'm haveing an accident" every single day for many years and get nothing from it but grief.
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 08/08/2026
Dunno. I mean, I've told it to people, but I'm not sure I've told it in a public forum. It's a good one. Makes me cackle. I heard it from one of the people Lynch leaned on the hardest on that film, the guy who tracked down the warehouse space in Northridge that Lynch rented as a "soundstage." (1/10)
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/08/2026
Amuro, have you ever realized that the video games often labeled as “girl games” revolve around positions like store owner or farmer which for generations were opportunities only given to men. As a child of a mother, do you feel this reflects how nonviolent care is incompatible with our masculinity?
Char from Mobile Suit Gundam
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026
logging into bluesky
chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!
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Mitchell Hammond 𓆙 @bipedalbastard.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
mgs4 is almost installed
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every element of GTA VI’s release has felt like “oh they’re never going to let us get away with this shit ever again, are they?”
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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am making it a habit to always look for the labor story behind these nasty scandals. The consumers are almost never the only ones being harmed.
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The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the death of brick and mortar retail has my kids way too interested in Going Somewhere. They don't have any fear that one of us picking up our keys might mean they're going to TJ Maxx, where they'll have to stand quietly for an hour while I talk to someone I know who also happened to be there.
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 02/08/2026
Watching this unprecedented summer of drought, fire and heat unfold across Europe has just been awful. They're hitting temps the older, less catastrophic climate models told them wouldn't happen until 2050. We're in a new era.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/08/2026
no one has ever known why halo is good. it all happened by accident. its too insane. bungie got scared. microsoft got scared. the fans got scared. no one on any side of the creative process has actually been able to handle just what the fuck halsey, john and cortana have going on
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Officially starting my youtube channel today, with a video that begins with Amadeus, and the ethics of fictionalizing history, but gradually veers into Ryan Murphy shows and When We Cease to Understand the World. As this video’s topic starts with A, next week’s will start with B. Any guesses?
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A FEW THINGS ABOUT: Amadeus
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 12/07/2026
sorry guys football is pretty top to bottom evil you gotta free your soul. there is no moral here just enjoy the footy if you want
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 12/07/2026
I feel like a lot of the reporting around video game layoffs are missing the point and assuming that video game development is about something silly like developing video games when we all know it’s about ensuring exponential growth each fiscal quarter by increasing the company’s profit margins
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Watching the Nintendo E3 2004 press conference, and it is a true alien artifact. Reggie on stage actively shitting on Sony. “While others are talking, Nintendo is acting.” Forgot how aggressive this is. They show graphs about how the rest of the industry is losing money.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Votes are now open for the 2026 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards, with a stacked set of nominees for Best First Feature.
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2026 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards: Best First Feature Nominees
Votes are now open for the 2026 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards, with a stacked set of nominees for Best First Feature.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
DNC Vows To Replace Graham Platner With Establishment Rapist
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Millions of people have just been murdered in an instant by this invading alien force. What remains of Los Angeles, Washington, and New York City is burning. This is unconscionable.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Perceptor's here to tell all your other toys they're gonna die.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OH NAUR
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christa lee @ohpoorpup.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There’s a delightful snap back against one recent fighting game tradition, though. Designed for pad it may be, but the team sees no need for an ‘easy input’ mode. Virtua Fighter is notorious for being one of the deeper, more fiddly fighters to master, but Yamada isn’t concerned.

“Virtua Fighter is a three-button game,” he coolly shrugs. “It is all easy input.”
Excited guys yelling at Twilight Princess meme
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TheCartoonGamer @thecartoongamer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What started out as an observation that Rayman 1 Betilla kinda looks like Paula Small, turned into a full-blown Home Movies x Rayman drawing. I kinda dig it.
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Peter Huestis @peterhuestis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Grim sign o' the times
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My mental conception of of Valve is that it’s mostly a bunch of well meaning nerds all working on various projects like getting HDMI to work in Linux and then there’s one office where Dana Carvey as the Church Lady works and just decides which yuri VNs are a thought felony.
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