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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ

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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 5h
Wordle 1,929 X/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 *trombone sounds Whu whaaa
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 22h
Plenish is when you stock it up for the first time. Replenish is the subsequent times. Probably.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cherry tread plates getting glued up White oak going in tomorrow.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s not every day I get to say a good morning fly over to Greenland
An overhead pic of Greenland from an airplane as the sun rises. There’s green, snow and mountain tops.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh you think you had a bad day, I have to use a foot condom to take a shower
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
grind me like one of your tectonic plates
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Replies aren't the only thing you turn off
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some are born moist; others have moistness thrust upon them
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I totally just won something
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 How 'bout that?
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the donald is the type to threaten siccing his henchmen on you if you don't give him your lunch money. except it's not lunch money. it's a nobel prize.
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Stimpy Cole @stimpycole.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#WordlessWednesday #Clouds #ECK #CloudscapeClub #Canon #PinkSunset #photography
Soft sunset of pink wavy clouds shadowed by hints of illuminating blue sky
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every woman may be to my taste, but thankfully they are more discerning.
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Explain it to me like I’m ChatGPT counting the Rs in “strawberry”
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My toxic trait is thinking i can run a quick errand without it turning into a full day event. Anyway, I own a ferret now
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You don’t have to tell me twice I zoned out the first time.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s okay, I wouldn’t be caught reskeeting my stuff either.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wanna get dressed in black tonight and run around in the dark until the cops stop us and ask questions and we laugh and laugh while they don't.
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know why most people take Sundays off from the gym. It’s empty, the boys are inside watching football and it’s just an overall amazing way to end the week.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
she was like creme brulee. aka over priced pudding.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can see you're very proud of your prodigious block list. Feel free to add me to it.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For Amazon Prime days take the money you were spending and spend it on a local small business instead
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Felicity Shutitdown-Already xx 🏳️‍⚧️ @meladyfreshness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just invented dub step verification
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wordle 1,926 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 John b
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
byob
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Putting leaves next to the toilet paper so guests have a choice.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wordle 1,925 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I disliked opinions even before the internet
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Find what lights you up and then set yourself on fire
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DaniBananica @danibananica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s so cool, right? I was at the park over the weekend and not only did this one not freak out on me, but they started following me from tree to tree for a bit. Guess I looked like dinner haha
A red-shouldered hawk hanging out in a cypress tree
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BethRHylton @bethrhylton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Urgent care waiting room has an old school Pac-Man. Very cool! I was just there getting my TB test negative result confirmed for new job, thankfully
A Pac-Man arcade game in the corner of a room. Also showing is a gray sofa.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big ol' hawk let me get within 10 feet of her. Very chatty. Very curious. Felt special at the time, so I thought I'd share a picture.
bird on a wire
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good morning to all. except sailors.
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Carl Winberg @winberg.ie · 25/09/2026
Remember when we all thought super-villains had to be smart?
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Daniel Lafleur Baron de Cadillac @lafleurmtl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Give a man a compliment He ll be happy for a while Teach him to fish for compliments He ll be an asshole forever
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,923 5/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I didn't exactly clean up on this one
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gas station dream girl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Last sunset of the summer. 🧡
A vibrant sunset fills the sky with glowing orange, pink, and yellow clouds overlooking a lush green lawn, dense trees, and the corner of a clear swimming pool in the foreground.
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Devi @deviwestside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you hang out at my apartment, you can eat whatever food you want except those Doritos. Those are my after sex Doritos
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wordle 1,922 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Got it. On my fifth guess
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My tits don’t sag as much as they just gave up
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh shit my reading doesn’t look good
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fullish moon at twilight
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My ride or die crew is old enough that I would totally understand if they picked die
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sunset vapor trail
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Sometimes I’ll buy a live lobster at the grocery store and go toss it in the ocean so it can warn the others
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