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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 2h
If you're going to cut me up, at least do it as nicely as subway used to.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 5h
Can someone try introducing penguins to the high Arctic already? I need some of these Christmas movies to seem a little more believable.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 9h
Wordle 1,938 6/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Phew. As they say.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I feel pretty blessed, too.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At Customs: State the nature of your visit Me: oh, hey! Heard you were letting people take out LA and San Diego.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
greeter at that other big grocery store: No shirt No frills No service that's our motto.
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Katman Du @katmandu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Always wondered what it was like to drive one of those things... looks pretty bouncy www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa2i...
youtube.com
Tiller Driver's View of Firetruck Response
YouTube video by Firefighter Activity
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Outer stringer is ready to route. Watching glue dry on the inner.
Curved to straight outer stringer creates a flare at the bottom of the staircase.
Nice use of space and looks like a 60" wide flight from the main floor, rather than the 44" OSM this actually will be Curved stringer being bent on a flexible form.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It wasn't me.
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My body is a wonder-what-happened-land
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
Susan Dey from the Partridge Family
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your Boo makes me laugh. Mwaaa ha ha haaaa
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 7 100🎯 99🔥 85😁 90👑 69🙃 Final score: 846
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wordle 1,936 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
You guys are ruining the fall of civilization for me
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
He's up in the middle of the night to wrestle with his demons or possibly just to pee.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.maptap.gg October 6 81✨ 81✨ 100🎯 86🎓 88🎉 Final score: 884
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wordle 1,935 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
do you think slow pokes are slow at other things too
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I just felt my tapeworm kick
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@twosense.bsky.social happy birthday 🎊🎂🎁🎉
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.facebook.com/share/1CFmHQ...
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Facebook
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Cow toe” doesn’t roll off the tongue as easily. Must be the mud
A cows dirty front legs and feet
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m beginning to think I shouldn’t have had that third lunch margarita
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wordle 1,934 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, I get it now... Satin is a fabric neither of us has worn. Satan is a deity neither of us has met.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
one good thing about traveling in a coffin on a rat-infested ghost ship drifting rudderlessly into port after being wiped clean of every last human soul by the plague is no jet lag
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wordle 1,933 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
never saw a Sass Jordan show I didn't love. little powerhouse of pitch and passion. thanks for the tunes, Sass.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wordle 1,931 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sell the sizzle, not the expectation. wait... what?
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I normally wouldn't, but I was on my way to the weekly polo match.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not everyone sings songs about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. but you do! and that's special and not especially entertaining.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wordle 1,929 X/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 *trombone sounds Whu whaaa
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Plenish is when you stock it up for the first time. Replenish is the subsequent times. Probably.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cherry tread plates getting glued up White oak going in tomorrow.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It’s not every day I get to say a good morning fly over to Greenland
An overhead pic of Greenland from an airplane as the sun rises. There’s green, snow and mountain tops.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh you think you had a bad day, I have to use a foot condom to take a shower
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
grind me like one of your tectonic plates
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Replies aren't the only thing you turn off
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some are born moist; others have moistness thrust upon them
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I totally just won something
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The dalai lama agrees
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 2/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 How 'bout that?
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also he wants the keys to your car. except it's not a car. it's Greenland.
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ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the donald is the type to threaten siccing his henchmen on you if you don't give him your lunch money. except it's not lunch money. it's a nobel prize.
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