Reposted by Pietà PitUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3hCame here to check BlueSky. And I am still not degrading NPR specifically. More just upset with their lack of funding. I am specifically degrading, you, however 7554
Reposted by Pietà Pittinybaby @tiny.baby · 10hMy favorite part about this story is you know there's at least one person in this guy's life who has secretly been thinking I fucking bet this guy's dad is Michael McDonald but never said it because that's crazy and now he's losing his mind 431523
Reposted by Pietà Pitmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song 559081
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 11hME NOT REALLY UNDERSTANDING THE TOPIC BUT CHIMING IN ANYWAY: it's too small to be a real country 010
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 11hAllosaurus has to be the most insulting dinosaur name. "No, not that one; that other one over there." 000
Reposted by Pietà PitAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 01/10/2026Entire generation of tech nerds never realized that talking to the computer on star trek was a narrative device and it is very rare that anyone wants to so this except necessary hands free situations 25637129
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I really want to know how Copilot made it so that dollar slices became profitable for this poor sap. He's gonna find out it took the cost of his ingredients down to $0. 000
Reposted by Pietà PitBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gobsmacked by the elite levels of not knowing ball in the Senate today, thinking an NBA team is called the Hawkeyes then, refusing to Google it, then accusing a guy of treason because you didn’t know the Iowa Lady Hawkeyes aren’t in the NBA. Somehow I don’t trust these people to Save Girls Sports. 274128252110
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Mahershala Ali kicks off his Criterion Closet video by picking Yojimbo and laments that they didn't have any copies of Nanook of the North. Going to bestow my honorary This Guy Knows His Stuff on Mr. Ali.youtu.beMahershala Ali’s Closet PicksYouTube video by CRITERION 000
Reposted by Pietà Pitleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026lowly worm putting a sticker on his apple car "i bought this before mr frumble went crazy" 194850
Reposted by Pietà Pitmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4990671669
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm still stumped what the gotcha here was going to be, even if Smith had been in Atlanta. Is the implication that no one would go to a Hawks game unless they were conspiring with various MAGA-world boogeymen? 010
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026After the first half of his career, the knock on on Alejandro González Iñárritu was that he just wallowed in misery, but those movies were at least effective at making you leave the theater feeling bad. Not everyone needs to step outside their wheelhouse. 000
Reposted by Pietà Pitmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 26/11/2024ESPN Voiceover Guy: "And now for the fastest 3 minutes in football: A senior citizen with dentures and COPD. It's a sick joke we play on him and you." 528421
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Criterion Channel updated their app and seems to have killed a feature I really liked: the ability to play background audio so you could listen to commentaries, interviews and other audio-focused features like they were podcasts. 110
Reposted by Pietà PitGoodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One dog goes one way and the other goes the other. 081
Reposted by Pietà Pitan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026THEY WERE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEN STOPPED TO SAY "NICK CASTELLANOS WITH A BOOMING LINE DRIVE TO CENTER FIELD" 0162
Reposted by Pietà Pit"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away 530116
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Someone should make a contemporary-set movie where, for unexplained reasons, everyone speaks in Middle English or Latin or something. Give those future cultural anthropologists something to scratch their heads over. 000
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Delaney on his way to dunk on your stupid assertion: 000
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Jay Leno's Law sounds like it should criminalize laughing at an elderly comic who fell down a hill.sema.orgLeno's Law Passes California LegislatureSB 1392, which will help preserve California's rich automotive heritage, now heads to Gov. Gavin Newsom for consideration. 000
Reposted by Pietà PitDennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Toshiro Mifune showing up to work in December 1956 110320
Reposted by Pietà PitUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account 303294865
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just need to come up with a catchy slogan for the concept of everything you need being a short distance from where you live. Something like "The 5-Mile Suburb." Surely the right wing wouldn't go completely insane over that. 030
Reposted by Pietà PitJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 20/09/2026I honestly can’t think of a better metaphor than the Department of War inviting a guy who padded his boxing records with scrubs right until he got hospitalized by someone who could actually fight 582869580
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Don Draper coming up with the tagline "It's toasted* *Similar to all cigarettes" 000
Reposted by Pietà PitBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!! 152536620
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just attended the opening of a new local park where the entertainment was a band of teens and if you were curious whether Yeah Yeah Yeahs have any currency with the kids, the answer seems to be yes. 110
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Must be weird being this pope and all the gifts you get are either Personalized Sports Jersey or Mysterious Orb. 010
Reposted by Pietà PitMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6246901587
Reposted by Pietà PitStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/08/2024My brother is in a touring hardcore band and just arrived at his venue for today 5058691598
Reposted by Pietà Pitcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145112812
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A partial list of performers who have dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour: 000
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"You wouldn't block a dog with glasses, would you?" 000
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I did not know that Hegseth's full name is two Family Guy characters. Really awful stuff. 010
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Nate Dogg after laying some busters down and letting his gat explode: 000
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy for the big comedy winner at the Emmys tonight - a very good show with roughly as many laughs per episode as The Sopranos or Twin Peaks. 000
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The problem with trying to trim down an awards show is sometimes you end up with the show running short and have to send out the last two presenters telling them "just vamp for 5 minutes." 000
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Congratulations to Stephen Root for his Emmy win for the role of Jimmy James! Don't know why it took them almost 30 years to count the votes, but better late than never. 010
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Guy walking out of a screening of Some Like It Hot ahead of me to his friend while scrolling through his phone: "It was a barbiturate overdose . . . Joe DiMaggio?! . . . Wait, Arthur Miller, the playwright? Good for him." 010
Reposted by Pietà Pitmichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It 142237646
Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everyone who follows @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social yesterday: 020
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