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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The "every line from a beloved 90s crime movie" bots I follow have joined forces.

Post from @goodfellas1990.bsky.social: "Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker?"
Post from @heatfilm1995.bsky.social: "You can't go in there."

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

(Sensei Sergio voice) "A single enormous beer."

My hand holding a 24oz can of Modelo, the smallest size available at this concert venue.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Delaney on his way to dunk on your stupid assertion:

John Delaney riding down a slide with a serious expression on his face.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A partial list of performers who have dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour:

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nate Dogg after laying some busters down and letting his gat explode:

Image of George Costanza from Seinfeld captioned, "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into freak mode."

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Warming up some leftovers for lunch and the microwave gave me a giant Charlie Kirk forehead.

Me taking a picture of my reflection in a microwave door. The reflection is distorted and my forehead looks like it takes up half of my head. Usually it only takes up like 40%.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Incredible - look at the photos we're already getting of the dark universe.

NASA press release headlined "NASA’s Dark Universe-Seeking Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope Launches"

Very serious photo of the stars of Universal's failed Dark Universe series of monster movies.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Reading a thread of people praising The Apartment and having to unhide these replies since Bluesky presumably considers them rude.

Two people posting "Shut up and deal," the famous final line of Billy Wilder's The Apartment.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I know there's lots of examples of this kind of thing, but it's nuts that Once Upon a Time in the West stars one guy who worked with the director of the first movie to win the Oscar for Best Picture and one guy who worked with the director of the most recent Best Picture winner.

Henry Fonda in The Ox-Box Incident, directed by William Wellman

Jason Robards in Magnolia, directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

It really is striking how many answers in this poll land around 30%.

Snapshot of the YouGov poll comparing actual proportions of various US demographics with those estimated by the respondents. "Are Jewish", "Live in New York City", "Are gay or lesbian", "Are vegan or vegetarian", and "Live in Texas" are all estimated at exactly 30%, while 8 other responses are between 25-35%. None of the true proportions of these groups are higher than 14%, and most of them are less than 5%.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I watched the 1999 film version of A Midsummer Night's Dream last night and I feel like this image could have been a hit tweet during the heyday of "omw to steal your girl" memes.

Stanley Tucci as Puck. He is shirtless, with pointy ears and tiny horns. A garland of flowers is draped across his chest, and he is eating a bunch of grapes with a somewhat bored expression on his face. He is sitting atop a giant tortoise who appears to be looking out at the viewer.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Starting to think that after working with the Safdies, Pattinson picks roles based on how open the director is to weird stunt casting.

Snapshot of the cast list for Primetime from Wikipedia, featuring Jonathan Lipnicki and Jeff Zucker as himself.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Another bullseye, Google AI Overview. This is exactly the information I was hoping to find - assurance that you, the website, are not sending emails to my wife.

Google search result for "don't email my wife":

AI Overview

No emails have been sent or can be sent to your wife. This is an automated assistant system and there is no connection to any personal contacts or email services.

If you meant to block a specific contact, address a technical account syncing issue, or reference a meme, please let me know how to help!

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My wife just junked her 22 year old car and we're going to be a one-vehicle household for the foreseeable future, which is fine, we live in a walkable area with good transit. Still, I'm going to enjoy texting this to her whenever she takes the car and I'm left at home.

Snoopy as Joe Cool, wearing sunglasses and leaning against his dog house. He is frowning and thinking "No wheels, man!"

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

A local Facebook group I joined back in early COVID is fucking lousy with these - here are just the three most recent.

AI flyer advertising a wings special at an Irish bar. One of the wings appears to have at least 3 bones in it.

AI ad for a prix fixe dinner menu at a bar.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

About to take a walk around the block in 100 degree heat.

Still from No Country for Old Men with Llewelyn Moss standing in his kitchen with a jug of waters, captioned "I'm fixin' to do somethin' dumber than hell, but I'm goin' anyways."

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If you're not using AI regularly you're going to be left behind. The tech has gotten incredibly good at writing emails and other tasks that used to have to be done by humans. Unrelated, here are the suggested responses in Android for a text about someone having to put their cat to sleep.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

This was the view from Madison Drive on Sunday near the National Gallery of Art - the FIFA Fan Zone is on the other side of all those fences, barricades and cones.

View of a street with fencing on both sides, barricades, traffic cones, and some sort of vehicle parked in the roadway.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

When you invite your friends and neighbors over but launch into an insult comic routine once they've sat down to dinner.

Boxes of snack cakes called "Hostess Zingers"

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The only "Fandango at Home" I recognize is when I fire up my Compaq Presario and pop this into the CD-ROM.

Jewel case LucasArts' Grim Fandango PC game.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

While many of you are likely yelling "GO KNICKS" or "GO SPURS!" I'm yelling "GO PIER PAOLO PASOLINI and a film so shockingly transgressive its exhibition was long against the law!"

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Where do I cop the NJ Transit soccer jersey??

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Exactly two types of comments on the video:

@KaukTim
7 years ago
Can't imagine how exciting it would have been as a young teenager back in the 30s to hear this when it first came out. No way you could have sit still...would have been completely possessed by a need to jump up and move!

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@CzolgoszWorkinMan
3 years ago
the longest car i’ve ever seen was blasting this

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I have to believe that the ordering of these two names is the result of a long, bitter edit war.

Wikipedia screenshot: "Brookline (/ˈbrʊklaɪn/ ⓘ) is a town in Norfolk County, Massachusetts, United States, and part of the Boston metropolitan area. An exclave of Norfolk County, Brookline borders six of the City of Boston's neighborhoods: Brighton, Allston, Fenway–Kenmore, Mission Hill, Jamaica Plain, and West Roxbury. The city of Newton borders Brookline to the west. It is known for being the birthplace of Conan O'Brien and U.S. President John F. Kennedy."

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

The "New Yorker vs. Southerner" post seems especially hilarious to me given that the South's historically confined definition of who was *really* a Southerner has a lot to do with the present-day makeup of NY and a lot of other cities. This is something that New Yorkers should emulate?

Map of population movements in the Great Migration.

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Frankenberry's Monster @cameleopard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Just went to AMC's website to see if there were any movies playing tonight that I might want to see, and I'm guessing that Odyssey tickets just went on sale or something? No worries, I'll just patiently wait here to check on Sheep Detectives showtimes.