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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The CEO of General Mills should receive the title “General Mills.” It should be like becoming the Dalai Lama. Everyone who works there should have a military rank.

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digiMANDA✨️ @digimanda.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

I just found out this bird exists and it's the orbiest borb I've ever behorb'd

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

It should be required to wear the Pride Night hats mostly because I want these guys to squirm, or for every one of the worst people in the league to have to sign with the Rangers to avoid it

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miranda @caligirl2505.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

OK, since I'm bailing on the SF Giants for the foreseeable future, who is my new ball team?

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867-5309 @jennbrown.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Why does the baseball team I love, refuse to love me back? This must be what a toxic relationship looks like.

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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Posting this for a specific audience here.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

it's really something isn't it? a modest ranch home? burgers on the grill on sunday? maybe drive down to the grand canyon with the kids this summer for a few days? you can't have that. so they can have everything

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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

David Attenborough and one of his creations.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

look, it’s time to embarrass these people. ask them if trump could play quarterback right now for the cowboys, ask them if trump is more mortal or god, ask them if donald trump deserved an oscar for his performance in home alone 2

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 06/05/2026

solastalgia | noun | sadness or melancholy due to environmental loss

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/05/2026

🎶It’s currently May.🎶

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/05/2026

by = ✍️ buy = 💵 bye = 👋 Bye Bye Bye = 💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏼‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♂️

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

Artemis II Return
NASA's Orion spacecraft carrying Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman, Pilot Victor Glover, and Mission Specialist Christina Koch from NASA, along with Mission Specialist Jeremy Hansen from the CSA (Canadian Space Agency), splashes down in the Pacific Ocean near San Diego, California, at 5:07 p.m. PDT, (8:07 p.m. EDT) on Friday, April 10, 2026. The Artemis II test flight launched on Wednesday, April 1, from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida to begin its 10-day journey around the Moon for scientific discovery, economic benefits, and to build on our foundation for the first crewed missions to Mars. NASA’s Landing and Recovery team and the U.S. military are coordinating efforts to extract the Artemis II crew from the Orion spacecraft. Credit: NASA/Josh Valcarcel

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/04/2026

"Humanity's next great voyage begins" #Artemis

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/04/2026

Godspeed.

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

An important thing to remember on Opening Day is that however your team did today, that is how they will do all year.

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miranda @caligirl2505.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I heard Amputee Cornhole Player is headlining Coachella this year.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

hey do you want to come over? i’m gonna put a cassette tape into a walkman and make it do the ca-chkt noise

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Murphy: I have great sympathy for our soldiers and our military leaders they are being given directions by a senile old man who is losing his mind. And so it's no surprise that this war is going horribly

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Schrödinger: okay, so there’s a cat in a box Friend: right Schrödinger: and because you can’t see in the box, the cat’s state is uncertain Friend: oh! So it could be both eating a little snack and not eating a little snack! Schrodinger: oooh, yeah. maybe should’ve gone with that.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

SEN. @chrismurphyct.bsky.social : “Israel made us do it… how weak does that make us look?”

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Clit Cuddling Cavalier ©🤠🥃 @invadeherzim.blacksky.app · 06/03/2026

🤣🤣 necessary keyboard 🎹 moments “ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO KNIFE”

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Caitlin @saxetniniltiac.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 04/03/2026

It's absolutely surreal how no one is talking about the Iran war in daily life. No one is discussing it and they seem oblivious. This conflict is spiraling and deteriorating in a way that it will substantially disrupt daily life for most of the world for the first time in decades.

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Sarah Jane Cervenak @sjcerv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” James Baldwin

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miranda @caligirl2505.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

“Where are the Fudgicles Bart? You said there would be Fudgicles “. “First, it’s FudgeSICLE.”

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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 24/02/2026

Honestly just fire all the men. Into space.

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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

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GraveRob Screamin’ ⚰️🪦💀 @robfreeman.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I've been through the desert on a...

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miranda @caligirl2505.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

The 4th Harry Potter movie. I was SEETHING.

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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 17/02/2026

Look, also, to how he talks about abortion. Not with slogans, but with deep textual engagement. It’s not that he is “authentic” so much as an actual religious person, who has clearly turned to his tradition with difficult questions and emerged with a worldview informed by the nuances of the text.

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SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

🤖 SFGiants Position players: reported ✅

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Matt Browner Hamlin @mattbh.com · 14/02/2026

This is so spot on

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The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

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miranda @caligirl2505.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Not *exactly* my school, but the brother school to my all-girls school. Both Tom Brady and Barry Bonds.

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Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2026

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Always a great sign for how things are going in your country when 21-year-olds are like “hey, I innovated a system to play bagpipes in tear gas”

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

It’s not just the racism. People mad about these artists have no intellectual curiosity either. No interest in poetry, lyricism, history, dance, food, clothing, symbolism, imagery, etc. They are gold fish brains trying to comprehend the work of Pulitzer Prize winning artists lol.

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miranda @caligirl2505.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

My kids and I went to an asian market yesterday and they accidentally bought a package of the spiciest ramen. I am currently in the next room listening to them suffer over their lunch - "I CAN'T FEEL MY LIPS" "MILK DOESN'T WORK".

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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

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