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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So... it's really Zach Snyder's Escape from LA, but he doesn't even know that himself?
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween III is the second best Halloween, just like Exorcist III is the second best Exorcist.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
he's reforming the ninja empire in heaven now
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: two guys playing basketball outside. Guy 1 looks off to the side and asks, “is someone in the window?” Panel 2: a creepy ghost woman stands in the upstairs window of a house, watching them. Panel 3: Guy 2 calls up to the creepy ghost, “you wanna hoop?” Panel 4: the ghost is outside playing basketball with them. She bricks a shot from the free throw line. Guy 2 says, “that’s H-O-R.”
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Relying on EU4 always betrays me here because it's Peru and modern Bolivia, not Chile. Though I think Chiloe is actually a province, the one below where Mapuche starts.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 21 99🎯 100🎯 88🎉 100🎯 80🌞 Final score: 915 I made the mistake of going "Malta? That's almost cheating, it's small enough that any guess in it would be 100" so then of course it gives me Chile.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Horseshoe Theory" is 95% bullshit. Meet the 5%.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, acrylic paint, black & white charcoal pencil.

One of my favorite pieces from my new book, Spooky Pants. Coming out this October.

A small cabin in the snow surrounded by trees. Two cabin people stand outside holding mugs of hot cider. One of them shouts out, “Big Fella, we got hot apple cider happening over here.” On the other side of the page we see Big Fella, a massive spider emerging from the forest. 

Artist’s note: The spider only has 6 legs.. I made a mistake. However, I did read that some spiders can lose their legs in battle so maybe that’s what happened. Also, this drawing was probably directly inspired by the game Limbo. I love the art direction in it.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's not a fascist, but is himself a symbol of how fascist imagery wins over people who aren't thinking about it and it ends up being a photocopy of a photocopy. He's media-illiterate and a film-maker at the same time. I could completely believe that he loves Starship Troopers and doesn't get it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pen and watercolor. Two fools wander through an open field. The tall one dressed in a carrot costume and the short one dressed in an apple costume. Their hands are out to their sides to maintain balance. Carrot speaks, “You feel the ground shaking?” In the distance, we see a massive herd of wild horses thundering towards them. Hooves pound the ground racing to carrot and apple. By the time our boys realize their mistake it could be too late. Where are they going? Why wander dressed as horse treats? Things to consider. Artist’s note: Most of my drawings are black & white and I tend to use color sparingly. Hilary Knight, the illustrator of the Eloise books, is a big influence on both my linework and color use.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That he can't even pretend for a second to like the artists who support him is still very funny, that's the one thing you can give him.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dudes rock, Sunday night edition. (Goodnight)
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Your mother's very proud.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You're a third of their audience and you don't know his name smh my head.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 13 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 99🎯 90👑 Final score: 967 "don't know, just pick what I think the middle of Poland is" - Perfect "Never heard of it, center of Ukraine" - Perfect "It's just desert in the middle, better pick something closer to the edges" - Literally exactly in the middle.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Mark Wahlberg already exists, I'm sorry.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A chef approaches a table where 3 food judges are waiting to be served. Before setting down the plates he tells them, "Judges, I'm in no mood for constructive feedback. Praise or nothing."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Heck "this work is so good that it makes the author more pathetic for it" works too, like Ender's Game or most of Clint Eastwood's films.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The infamous Welsh place name you're thinking of was a purposeful gimmick for tourism, speaking it is the opposite, lots of small consonant mutations.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
by artist Ginny Robbins
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm going to have to learn what all the provinces in China are one day, but hoping I can put that off for a while yet. You're right on the names though, missed that.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 2 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 96🔥 Final score: 988 I'll count this as a cheat though, I didn't know where Xinjang was, saw your score and figured it must the opposite corner to where I always guess in China.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
www.maptap.gg September 1 100🎯 100🎯 80✨ 92🏆 91👑 Final score: 909 Genuinely quite cool that they're doing stuff like "where the Titanic sank" it's nice to change it up from cities.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The one actress you probably could replace with AI and we'd struggle to tell.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Centre Party (Netherlands)

Slogan: "Not right-wing, not left-wing"
Political Position: Far-Right
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A small child with a bowl cut offers his horse, Applejacks, a carrot. The boy shares the good news that his father has pointed out that he and the horse have a similar haircut. "Pa says we got the same cut, Applejacks." I think we can all agree that father is correct.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's a non-zero chance someone mentioned pig iron to him once and he's got an incredible idea in his head.
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cactussoup90.bsky.social @cactussoup90.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nobody ever tried to make the peasants smelt iron in their own backyard before, they're saying it's going to be the greatest leap forward in history...
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
cause im jon lovitz check it and see i voiced the critic on fox and abc
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
All the Star Trek characters played by Jeffrey Combs
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