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Otto von Biz School

@c-r-evans.bsky.social
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Bronze medal winner, 2018 Maple Grove mayoral election.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1h
Meet Larry Birds repulsive wife but it’s a stegosaurus
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 2h
terrible move. history tells us the correct play is to abandon the city and defeat your adversaries at sea
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 3h
@bencollins.bsky.social i think you can just put the logo on the corner of this and post it from the infowars account unedited
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CJ Ciaramella @cjciaramella.bsky.social · 8h
Funny story: After Maryland Rep. Andy Harris blocked marijuana legalization in DC, residents would call up his office to complain about potholes and stuff. When the staffer would explain that they weren't constituents, they'd yell something to the effect of, "Then stop fucking with our weed!"
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 10h
She means the ring with the giant “T” made out of diamonds, and emblazoned with the numbers “45” and “47.”
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 6h
Department of Homeland Security job posting: "defend your culture ... against illegal foreign infiltration"
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 7h
It's cool how many very important and serious people convinced themselves this was something everyone cared about because the world's richest man, who's now trying to keep the entire Republican Party afloat, lost his mind over his daughter cutting him off
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 20h
Had a very good time kayaking in West Virginia but the best part was a new river friend inviting us out of the rain to crash at his place and go to a board games party.
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 22h
James "Tricky" Talarico tricksed us!
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Charlie Brown had hoes.
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The guy in all the Morgan and Morgan billboards (Morgan, I assume) looks like a posed corpse.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ken paxton:
I suffered for 19 years, it’s time for me to shake my ass on a YACHT. IN DUBAI. IN A THONG.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a week.
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The ɅɅeech @diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online · 13/10/2026
a decade of Trump as the great filter through which every Republican has had to pass has left the thickest concentrated sludge of american scam/cult culture possible
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 13/10/2026
So this dumbass used ChatGPT to find a George Washington quote justifying public executions without realizing he was writing about war profiteers
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Classic West Virginia lunch, fried bologna sandwich at the Gauley takeout.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the blue fuck is that second sentence. No remotely honest person would deny that Columbus brought genocide and colonization in his wake.
In more recent decades, the controversy
has been over Columbus himself. Indigenous groups and other activists have rejected the narrative that Christopher Columbus, the Italian navigator, was a great explorer, saying he brought genocide and
colonization in his wake.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Accidentally staying in Columbus, Ohio tonight, but for kayaking/gambling reasons, not racism.
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LeJames Brown @rev215.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Eagles elevated Carson Steele from the practice squad. We’ll have two RB’s on the active roster who look like they’re going to a Dave Matthew’s Band concert
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
excellent...
What is a horse's weakness?


Weakness is a common symptom in horses,
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
how can you not be romantic about baseball
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Retiring to spend more time monitoring his family’s masturbation habits
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Donald Trump posted on Truth Social calling Dr Annie Andrews a transphobic slur this week, and her response is to ensure everyone knows she hates trans people too. Christ, the Democrats are fucking pathetic.
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
man WHAT
AltNOAA: Long running feud about neighbor's cat killing animals. Today alone, I told them three times to keep him inside. He is at this moment in my live trap. Tomorrow he gets a new ranch home. He can hunt all the mice he wants in our barn. But I'm tired of finding dead birds and squirrels in my backyard.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Safe to say this means he's discussed with Hegseth bombing LA as a false flag.
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every GOP lawmaker believes this, by the way. It's just that most aren't dumb enough to say it where it could get leaked in an election year.
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Amanda Becker @amandabecker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's even more notable given newsroom discussions re use of "lie." The command from many on highs is that you cannot determine intent, so you cannot say he is lying, just that it is false. Interestingly, many of the same newsrooms can now determine whether he intends to "joke" or be serious.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When I look at this man the main thing I see is a rejection of artificiality
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
@TotesLiz
X.com
I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
diane arbys @maladjustedmilk. 1d
unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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694K ViewsSteely Liz
@TotesLiz
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The former Fox News host who is the president’s son’s former fiancée and current US ambassador to Greece asked for a $100k bribe from a discredited Kentucky lawyer and pizza restaurant mogul who wanted to get his song lyrics in front of Kid Rock
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
the supreme court: "stop saying we declared trump a god-king, presidential immunity was a limited and reasonable ruling" trump, constantly: "I am absolutely a god-king and I can do anything I want at any time"
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eagles entering Arch Madness?
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
God everything is so DUMB.
United States
Attorney's Office
Southern District of New York

PRESS RELEASE
North Carolina Man Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Super Intelligence-Assisted
Music Streaming Fraud
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol next year I will be the same age Max von Sydow was when he began a 40-year run of playing very old men.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 04/10/2026
google's ai proving absolutely indispensable in dublin
Overview

[AI] Know before you go 
• People say to try a pint of the popular Guinness
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 07/10/2026
Happy 60th birthday Tommy Stinson!
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the tech bro who uses AI to play fantasy football for him is being dragged online. no one has ever been quite so mad frankly.
"but you've automated your hobby"
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no, fantasy football is not my hobby. it's more of a social obligation.
my actual hobbies are gainful and awesome and mostly involve being outside. not fixating on team news and sportsball RNG. i have more time to do them because I use Al for all the boring stuff in my life.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/10/2026
Oriole Bird Laid Off
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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don’t think people understand how unusable the internet is about to become. Yes, it’s currently overrun with AI slop and bots. Just wait until AI agents become ubiquitous. The internet will be unnavigable. Consumers and businesses will suffer immensely.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026
4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.
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Otto von Biz School @c-r-evans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dennis Hastert, Jim Bakker, and ??????????????
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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