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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 7h

William Alexander Titfortatford

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 11h

Accidentally built the colossus of Rhodes... At Rhodes. Lol.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 11h

Had a fantastic amount of t.h. si señor in my coffee. Civ 6 has been relaxing. The French attacked early on. Fun!

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 11h

*The fly I'm about to swat, as it licks its fly lips "I want to show you the face I make when I orgasm!" WTF, bro?!.... *Flies away while flipping me off Touche, bro...

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Zach Galifianakis: I Believe I Can Fly

ALT: Zach Galifianakis: I Believe I Can Fly

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 12h

Developing a way to illegally download sweet potatoes from the internet. Call it 'Yamster'.... YAMSTER!!!

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Norm Macdonald Laughing

ALT: Norm Macdonald Laughing

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 12h

Peppa Pig can't be a doctor, she'd be subject to a lawsuit. She would refuse to go by "Doctor Pig".... You swine.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 13h

Best damned player to come out of the Texas Institute of technology, go TITS!!! Rest in peace, Terabyte Mitchell.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 18h

I designed a shirt for the maga crowd, might as well grift the grifters. It features the text 'no retreat no surrender' on the front with a maga flag crossing a rebel flag. On the back is a skull and cross bones, the crossbones are ar 15's, which are holding little ar 15's.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 19h

Y'all remember the wrassler Tatanka? I was a huge fan of his. He's a brainrotted maga now. Sad....

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Tatanka Buffalo: Man with Feathers

ALT: Tatanka Buffalo: Man with Feathers

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 20h

Took my coffee/thc last night. Played a round of Civ 6, as the Chinese, randomly selected for me. Woke up to find a map that was dotted with conquests. As I got close to attacking Egypt, it crashed. I guess he died with no successor, their society collapsed in on itself. Sad....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 20h

This A.I. generated G.I. Joe reboot is fucking weird. They rode into battle against cobras, actual cobras, on My Little Ponies. One guy, was a my little pony minotaur....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ms. Rachel is normalising parenting. By that I mean BE FUCKING KIND, CARING, NURTURING AND MOST OF ALL PATIENT WITH YOUR KIDS!!!! They'll thank you for it. target tho?....

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Zohran Mamdani Wah

ALT: Zohran Mamdani Wah

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

XXX rated Delta Rune adaptation. Call it "Delta Poon". I don't envy the composer....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Jimmy 'BBQ' Chorizo. The Tasty Tsar.... Delectable dictator....

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the moth 🤣

yellow alfalfa butterfly on a pink zinnia and a moth outside my window looking crazy

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who up Donalding they Trump?.... He likes 'em young, so we hear....

Donald Trump, edited to have a smushed face, no forehead, big red lips and orange complexion. His finger is pointing up, touching his lips, right side. a caption reads ' i like little boys' which he does.

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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Inside you are two armadllos. That's the whole thing. I thought it was pretty funny, two armadillos inside... god, what do you people WANT? OPOSSUMS??

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

American citizens as they observe our government continue to spiral down the drain.

Dumb and Dumber after they accidentally poison the 'gas man' in a restaurant with pills intended for them, after accidentally giving him a heart attack by secretly feeding him hot peppers. Jim Carrey's face is priceless. He looks like a neanderthal version of Spongebob when he looks like a chicken with his mouth all drooped out and down. Look it up.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hemingway said it best. We're all amateur masturbators. At least that's how I interpreted it.... Actually, now it makes no sense... as a man, I feel it's an area of particular expertise....

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Buzz Lightyear Boner

ALT: Buzz Lightyear Boner

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Kaopectate is named after the mountain in North Korea where Kim Il Sung, the O.G. dear leader, was birthed through a unicorn's anus. He came out covered in rainbows and glitter.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Reed Tucker on Chatterbox. That is all. My pinky's all bent the wrong way....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Trump branded recumbent bikes for the I.C.E. holes. or tricycles....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I too have felt this pain. One never ceases to mourn. Just remember all the great dishes eaten and enjoyed.

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Dancing Pallbearers Coffin Dance Meme

ALT: Dancing Pallbearers Coffin Dance Meme

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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We lost a true warrior tonight, my favorite kitchen spatula for 20 years. Gonna pour one out.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

New for Christmas this year, the Mike Johnson Elf on a Shelf combination nanny cam/masturbatory aid.

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Ukobach @uk0bach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

One of the things that radicalized me and made me realize this shit was just gonna keep happening was the number of people who got HIGHLY INVESTED in the well-being of noted creep, pervert, and criminal Louis C.K. Dipshits were all like "b-b-b-but when can he return to standup and tv and stuff?"

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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

from the makers of PREDATOR: PROCRASTINATOR! "He'll hunt us all down! Not today, and probably not tomorrow."

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Pocket News 📰 @jeanpocket.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today before Senate.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's called the World Cup because in the old days, every person on Earth was expected to drink from it after the game. Sadly, this led to the largest herpes outbreak ever seen.

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Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Important science update: Stubbing toes that you don't normally stub a couple of times a week hurts more and for a lot longer than stubbing, oh, say, your big toe that only requires a brief expression of pain and dismay and then goes back to sleep.

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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just started a game of Civ6 as the Scythians and the Russians are ALREADY causing trouble.... Slava Ukraini for sure.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They tell you to develop a thicker skin, only because they've had a vast swath of the population to talk down to for so long. The privilege is maddening.... Giant ass fucking babies and sore losers.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why was I up at 4am, and now waiting for the fucking Broookshires to open? Because Giganticus decided 4am was the perfect time to wake up, and three hours before they open was a good time to demand a pizza....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've got I've got I've got faiiiiith.... faith of the hea ah aaaart, god lift us up where we belowowong....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Theologiclese, Greek god of pondering on how religion is destroying humankind.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Just did a song in meows. Called it Kitty's Lament. It's an opera.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Our timeline is in the Star Trek Enterprise phase. Initially reviled as the worst. Under appreciated. Now, we look back fondly. And still hate the music.... It'll get better, we needed the wake up call.

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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The McMahons seem to thrive on sex-related trauma. Linda and Vince McMahon has been named in an ongoing 2024 federal civil lawsuit filed in late 2024 that alleges they ignored the sexual abuse of underage "ring boys" by a World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) employee during the 1980s & 1990s.

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*Spider tour Tour Guide: 'If you look over yonder, you'll spot a Joro Spider.' Chorro? Ah, quando te pika, te pegan los chorros.... 'That's terribly wrong, sir....'

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Spicy Food Diarrhea Animation By Hamlet

ALT: Spicy Food Diarrhea Animation By Hamlet

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I find it awesome that once, we peered across the vast oceans before us and imagined all manner off creatures and possibilities. Like we do with space now. One day, a future us will gaze across a multiverse and wonder the same....

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Nearly Sentient NPC @aoxxi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Upon entering Texas, Federal border agents are required to 'cough' on travelers, to increase the likelihood of measles transmission. probably...

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