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@javid9.bsky.social
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Nothing says ‘I mean business’ like using a cart at the liquor store.

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Tweeets of Dogs Automated @tweeetsofdogsauto.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Always and forever ❤️ Original post
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LEFT: Canadians helping by dropping water on United States fires. RIGHT: Ungrateful United States bitch complaining about Canadian fires.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mick Jagger is 80, Mitch McConnell is 81. The benefits of a life of sex, drugs and Rock'nRoll should not be ignored!

[Image Description: A side-by-side comparison meme. On the left, a photo of rock musician Mick Jagger smiling and wearing sunglasses with a shiny magenta suit jacket over a patterned button-down shirt. On the right, a photograph of politician Mitch McConnell looking solemn in a blue suit, white shirt, and red patterned tie.]
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🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 @kathrynkatiekwrites.substack.com · 01/04/2026
The future of obituaries, according to AI. 😬
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Funny memes 🏅 @lolmemes.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
lol 😂
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Actually Funny Memes @actuallyfunnymemes.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@pfrazee.com
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Audrey @parickards.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆
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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This joke re-emerges every 5-10 years and every time it gives me a sensible chuckle
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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We used to be a proper country
1970s men's underwear ad including matching print tank plus briefs and matching solid yellow tank plus boxers
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’d like to live in a country where a grandma doesn’t have to work as a Door Dash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment
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Gravyboat @gravyboat1.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Never been back to Clacton again, have you @petedilf.bsky.social ? Oh wait you were on a nudist beach earlier this week and looking hot! ❤️❤️🔥🔥
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Aunt Hagatha @aunthagatha.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Rare image of a stork delivering a baby!
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Right?
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Creative. 🌹
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
U.S. Navy Petty Officer (3rd class) PAUL NEWMAN
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Emanuel Joseph Sokol @emanueljosephsokol.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The two Rottweiler puppies I ordered on TEMU just arrived. I think there's something wrong with my order. 😐
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
When I say I would die for this dog I WOULD DIE FOR STAN
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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Either you or your family owned this exact table at some point.
Picture of a six sided wooden side table with a cream colored rotary phone a black remote control.A brass lamp on a doily wood panel wall
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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
capitaloneshopping.com/r/da658f4d-2...
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Capital One Shopping
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I wanna be love be you
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
These days the word kinky is more descriptive of my neck and back than my sexual exploits.
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
What was normal when you were a kid, but you never see anymore?
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Netflix: are you still watching? Me: you’d like that, wouldn’t you? you kinky fuck
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
A person sits in a subway car, dressed as a Christmas tree.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
“You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best, ya see?”
My adorable dark-brindle French bulldog Baker with a long orange rubber stick toy in his mouth, looking like he’s chewing on a huge cigar, giving me Edward G. Robinson vibes.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Just bought a dozen shopping carts at Aldi’s for $3. Happy Holidays!!!
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
There’s a 100% chance we all are gunna die.
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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valentine @dozygay.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
made my xmas list for santa 🎅🏼
Christmas List
1) A fucking
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
We do not love the way we want to be loved.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Elf realisation
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Timeline Cleanse ⚜️🎶⚜️💙⚜️🎶⚜️ Cher and Raquel Welch performing ‘I’m a Woman’ on The Cher Show, 1975 ✨
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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Stuff me with your pimento like the queen olive I am.
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I read that married lesbian couples have the highest divorce rate. Maybe that’s where the term lickity-split comes from.
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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dgood @atlanticskies.ca · 02/11/2025
After the first fall windstorm. #fujifilm #fall #photography #novascotia #canada #nature
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𝓂𝑒𝓁𝓁𝒾𝑒. @msmeetoo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Good morning.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🤷‍♀️
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I wish my penis made me laugh the way it makes others laugh
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Brooke @bonnieblueblue.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Happy #TOT #TongueOutTuesday from Lucy also I guess it's #CarrotOutTiesday 🥕🤭 #LucyTheJerseyGirl #RescueCow
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Isaac's Haunted Beard @isaacshauntedbeard.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I may look ok on the outside but deep down on the inside I wished my bestfriend was my next door neighbor. 🏡
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javid9.bsky.social @javid9.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
If a guy jerks off to me can we say he was really pulling for me?
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American Scruffy 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇸 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ @scruffygaydc.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Mornin, boys....
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