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balrog bongcloud @balrogbongcloud.silmarillionaire.moe · 10h
good advice for anxious people is to become somewhat famous- then your ruminations will be justified true beliefs and you won't be mentally ill anymore
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11h
If you watch TikTok without headphones in public, ask your doctor if Talking On Speaker In Public is right for you
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 11h
Okay Kathy I see you
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 19h
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 9h
Once again I offer a hearty “what the fuck are you doing, moron?” to Jared Polis, who commuted her sentence the last time she pulled this shit
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 9h
If I would have told myself in 2020 that John Wilson would be on both Stav and Adam's critically acclaimed youtube podcasts to promote his movie and call out John Carpenter for killing film in theaters I would have been like huh nice
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 13h
The media's dilemma: should we cover that a guy contemplating how to dispose of Jews is cited by the VP as an intellectual influence or write another piece about vague connections between Democrats and Hassan Piker? 🤔
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 9h
Dame is gonna win Finals MVP this season
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 12h
This is the vice president's guy, no? This should be every headline, it should lead every newscast and EVERY REPUBLICAN SHOULD BE ASKED ABOUT IT.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15h
Have humans not seen enough examples of natural aging looking better than 90% of cosmetic surgery
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 15h
All these guys spent all this effort to get "fuck you" money and can't even bring themselves, even once, to use it to say "fuck you" to Trump. Pathetic.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 17h
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Screenshot of a message from Kimberly Guilfoyle to Eric Deters, published in the Wall Street Journal. Within a text bubble, it says: "What a nightmare you'll literally cost me my ambassadorship stop writing"
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16h
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20h
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 20h
It’s only gotten worse since I posted this
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18h
A lot of twitter socialists are fools so I guess it’s not surprising that they have all adopted the socialism of fools
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20h
wild that centrists are doing "are the wacko libs intolerant for cutting off their conservative parents" discourse on the same day we find out a dem congressional candidate got violently raped while campaigning
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Rep. Greg Murphy describes people who have lived in America for decades and have families here and are brutally deported by ICE as "collateral damage," and says "thank God we're getting rid of the garbage that's in our country:"
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 22h
He then went on to state "my face looks very squished together all close like"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*through a mouthful of road salt* WHUGH???
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they're all just lying, it is tremendous lying, but it is just lying
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 06/10/2026
as longtime readers know i am a longtime hegseth hater, but i think bouie is right here to note that hegseth's remark that "trannies" are out of the military is, by itself, an impeachable offense obviously much else besides, but i want to dwell on this
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Pete Hegseth: Bully, Bigot and the Biggest Loser Imaginable
YouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/10/2026
Working comics doing impressions of this guy’s act are the only things associated with him that have ever made me laugh. Also, hard to imagine a famous comic LESS suited to audio-only consumption
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
I will give them this, ending the trump era with the mother of all rug pulls would be extremely funny
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nothing to worry about all good
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lafayette Square isn't "a historic protest site." It's a fucking park. And it's packed on nice days. Calling it a protest site is White House framing. They're closing a popular public park to create a presidential palace Saddam Hussein would love.
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Inside Trump's Plan to Fence Off a Historic Protest Site (Gift Article)
The president’s proposal to enclose a park in Washington could alter how the space has been used for generations.
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 06/10/2026
She Noah on my Kahan until I do The Great Divide
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steven monacelli @stevanzetti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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With Talarico now the slight favorite in the race, national Republicans have flooded Texas' airwaves with commercials to save Paxton's flagging campaign. That makes sense. Any Texan who has turned on the TV in the past few weeks already knows that Talarico is "for they/them" and seen the ad where a Latino boy gets hit with a Transgenderification Beam and turns into a beautiful woman. But much of the nation was confused about why they, non-Texans, were seeing this stuff while trying to watch the Philadelphia Eagles-Los Angeles Rams game on Sunday.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bryan from the new Resident Evil movie watching the two farmhouse zombies start to attach to each other via tentacle
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it may not be his origin story but “nobody liked my art” is such a common denominator among world-historic assholes
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 06/10/2026
I love when you see someone sipping from a house cup in their car
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 06/10/2026
The Oregon Coast is the best coast of all www.brynnilsen.com/creatures-of-the-coast/ for the full set of photos and captions #birds
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Ken Schwencke @schwanksta.com · 06/10/2026
A year ago, @propublica.org told you immigration agents had detained more than 170 U.S. citizens. We’ve updated our count, and we’ve got all the receipts. The tally: At least 506 citizens detained. Sometimes held at gunpoint, handcuffed, or even deported. projects.propublica.org/american-cit...
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Trump posted a video of the Obamas as apes the NYT claimed "it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware" that he posted it
NYT: "It was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware that the clip had been included in the video before he shared it."
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'm snort-laughing
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's been such a long few years, I'd forgotten this particular rape accusation against Hegseth. The woman told police she may have been drugged. Hegseth, who was married to one woman and had just had a baby with another, said it was consensual but paid her $50k to settle. He was confirmed anyway.
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 06/10/2026
I hate how I run out of time every single day
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Bryn Nilsen 🌠 @brynnilsen.com · 06/10/2026
The secret my good man *tents fingers* is that I am also unlikable
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is an important statement people, and especially elected Dems need to really understand. The current Republican project is one of destruction, by design. Yes, they have other goals, in RFK’s case he’s objectively pro-disease, but their primary metric of success is breaking government.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i feel like ween and they might be giants are two paths diverging from "teenager in the 1990s with what would ten years later be recognized as autism spectrum disorder". the ween path is if you start smoking weed every day and the tmbg path is if you're too scared to ever try weed
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Tristan Lee @tristanl.ee · 05/10/2026
Reminder that Vice President JD Vance has said that he considers Curtis Yarvin a friend
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dawg what
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His giant survival slop buckets did not save him after all :( www.tmz.com/2026/10/05/t...
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Televangelist Jim Bakker Dies at 86
Jim Bakker, the televangelist who built a Christian television empire with his former wife, Tammy Faye Bakker, has died.
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Matt Doll @mattjdoll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the syntax reminded me of this
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
How dare you invoke a wrestling move when I’m “talkin’ rape” with a fellow intellectual.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shredded wheat is an insane concept. "Yeah I want a fucking log of hay in a box. For my breakfast." Fuck outta here. Crazy assholes.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddamn, this point by @anandwrites.bsky.social really needed saying.
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