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@brokenseed.bsky.social
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claims to have hobbies, but mostly has a bunch of unfinished knitting projects

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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
been mad for 30 years
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jeffrey Maier is at the Yankees game?
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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how the fuck do you challenge the first pitch in the game
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/10/2026
RESEARCHER: Koko, you cannot eat RHOSLC's Lisa Barlow's child KOKO:
email sub: Lisa Barlow Baby Gorgeous Meal
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄 me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
can’t wait to see what weird shit bryce gets into this offseason
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Climatologist49 @climatologist49.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Area moose inspecting the fall colors. 🫎🍂
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muse: oh wow it looks like you got shot and robbed. here’s what happened: after giving up your home address i told that dude “what are you gonna do, shoot me?” and that’s on me
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the year is 2065. across a barren wasteland, a gang of marauders are riding war buggies. hooting and hollering, they chase down the last remaining people on earth who have not heard “choosin’ texas” by ella langley
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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
black-eyed susans and bottle gentians are a great combo
a mix of flowers. on the left and top sides, yellow-orange 8-petalled flowers with dark-brown seed heads. at right center and beneath, clusters of light purple, closed flowers that kinda look like footballs.
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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin
Maned wolfBush dog
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
he's reforming the ninja empire in heaven now
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh yes
A red crab holding a knife and cigarette in its claws with the legend “CALL THE COPS I DON’T GIVE A FUCK“
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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People keep asking why Bush isn't saying anything about *all this* and the answer remains 'He was and is a massive piece of shit'
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We don’t want thunder; we want rum
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

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Net sentiment +88%
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026
I think we need stronger laws against celebrity abuse. they’re stupid, and weak. it’s not sporting
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The military checking for spontaneous morning erections
referee closely examining man's crotch in Key & Peele sketch
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
The energy of this image is off the charts
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
alex trebek's wardrobe furnished by GUY MR GUY GUY GUY BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026
Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 18/09/2026
The "they don't know I'm" party meme except it's the pope when he was young, at an actual party, actually holding a drink. Tweeted by user @hardflics with the caption "They don't know I'm the future Pope."
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Courtney/Lucy 🍉 from the river to the sea @magicalgurll.com · 17/09/2026
when you make a typo in the group chat
A photo from Stardom, a Japanese women's wrestling federation. Perfectly centered is a woman on her knees leaning forward against the ropes. Five women in fun, colorful, sparkly outfits are all mid-air launching towards her to deliver flying kicks to her back, lined up close to each other and about to land their attacks all at once.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes them country boys come up with good ideas because.. lol I’d pay to watch this 🚗
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Tora Lee @sleepymeeces.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#terriblecomictuesday starring my pet mice who do this every time
A poorly-drawn comic of mice. In panel one, two mice fight over a single blueberry. The text says “Mouse fight over a blueberry”. In panel two, the foreground shows two more blueberries while the mice in the background continue to struggle over the single blueberry. The text says “There are three blueberries”.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
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Robin, Our Birdie of Perpetual Expletives @rockinredbirdie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maryland may have the most visually appealing gradient. I love how orderly it is.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 12/09/2026
Body: The autumn approaches. Consume carbs. Make soup. Me: It was 94 degrees today. Body: Nestle in the bed beneath a mountain of blankets. Me: I was sweating so much I had to change my bra. Body: You crave cozy. Become one with the cozy. Me: I'm going to go sleep face-up in the pool.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
opera singer james valenti singing the national anthem at yankee stadium. a little boy behind him looks suspicious.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the godfrey ho effect where the ripped off music confuses you at first. gets you amped at the audacity
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