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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 2h

Holy shit

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3h

saw your man at Publix

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10h

Air to Ground Message: PRINTER BACAME POSSESSED AND WOULD NOT STOP PRINTING THE NECROMONICON POWER RESET/TRACKING Area: Killeen, TX, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #aa816c0b876 F: #f2c4f4503c4

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 10h

why didn't they retire it in 2020?

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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s

A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Jeffrey Maier is at the Yankees game?

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

how the fuck do you challenge the first pitch in the game

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 05/10/2026

RESEARCHER: Koko, you cannot eat RHOSLC's Lisa Barlow's child KOKO:

email sub: Lisa Barlow Baby Gorgeous Meal

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Queen Hayley

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄 me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The basement scene in Child’s Play 2. I think I was about 7? And I still hate walking down stairs without risers. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe5h...

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Child's Play 2 (3/10) Movie CLIP - How's It Hanging? (1990) HD

YouTube video by Movieclips

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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this

a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026

ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard

“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

can’t wait to see what weird shit bryce gets into this offseason

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026

emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And it’s not necessarily kids, because I’ve had to clean ramen out of water fountains where only employees are allowed to have food.

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Climatologist49 @climatologist49.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Area moose inspecting the fall colors. 🫎🍂

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Muse: oh wow it looks like you got shot and robbed. here’s what happened: after giving up your home address i told that dude “what are you gonna do, shoot me?” and that’s on me

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the year is 2065. across a barren wasteland, a gang of marauders are riding war buggies. hooting and hollering, they chase down the last remaining people on earth who have not heard “choosin’ texas” by ella langley

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

black-eyed susans and bottle gentians are a great combo

a mix of flowers. on the left and top sides, yellow-orange 8-petalled flowers with dark-brown seed heads. at right center and beneath, clusters of light purple, closed flowers that kinda look like footballs.

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I got mine yesterday and was ready to feel like crap today, but it’s somehow all concentrated in my poor arm.

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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026

he's reforming the ninja empire in heaven now

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh yes

A red crab holding a knife and cigarette in its claws with the legend “CALL THE COPS I DON’T GIVE A FUCK“

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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People keep asking why Bush isn't saying anything about *all this* and the answer remains 'He was and is a massive piece of shit'

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

can’t live without my sugar-coated radioactive kirkland mango slices

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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We don’t want thunder; we want rum

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

you left out the fifth scenario

President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%

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ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2026

I think we need stronger laws against celebrity abuse. they’re stupid, and weak. it’s not sporting

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brokenseed @brokenseed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think they mean the confederate flag, bc kpop and other asian pop stars have been caught wearing it, along with swastikas and using nazi imagery. and then there's the long history of shit like wearing cornrows and saying the n-word. it's possible it was deliberate and got by non-edgelords on staff

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The military checking for spontaneous morning erections