Reposted by Dr. BortGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God this shit was cool as fuck 4658201116
Reposted by Dr. Bort⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 01/10/2026It's official, and time for my annual post: HAPPY 1ST DAY OF SP🎃🎃KY SEASON! 59022
Reposted by Dr. Bortillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026talking on speakerphone while you’re taking a shit in a public restroom is a level of insanity that i will never be able to comprehend 141144
Reposted by Dr. BortRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong 3293573
Reposted by Dr. BortAmanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not to generalize, but it’s hard to overemphasize the extent to which many Americans are just Done with Bullshit 1639
Reposted by Dr. Bortskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA 8559107
Reposted by Dr. Bort🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 28/09/2026The mayor of Ithaca (my friend and former fellow PhD candidate in Government at Cornell) announces a moratorium on permitting Greek Life activities until Cornell produces new standards of addressing sexual assault. 291493307
Reposted by Dr. BortEric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 28/09/2026my Uncle Bill was a long haul trucker for 30 years and his brain was absolutely warped by Art Bell's paranormal conspiracy theories (complimentary) 2231
Reposted by Dr. BortJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween 1185796
Reposted by Dr. Bort👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if these freaks didn’t have computer jobs this stuff would put them in jail 3611
Reposted by Dr. Bortconputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people. 562065282
Reposted by Dr. BortBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming. 843524628
Reposted by Dr. BortBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top? 3982738
Reposted by Dr. Bortrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you guys broke watergate 22889401222
Reposted by Dr. BortAlexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation 523708643
Reposted by Dr. BortThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if you say "The Museum of English Rural Life" three times in a mirror, nothing happens. but if you speak it a fourth time, a man in a smock appears and asks you to incant the poem on the side of this rather menacing jug 9592115
Reposted by Dr. BortWelcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wow. Makes you rethink everything you thought you knew about this guy. 210213
Reposted by Dr. BortPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore 21259207
Reposted by Dr. Bortwhet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups 62429367
Reposted by Dr. Bortskelettuce @latisserande.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the bee zpace ztation or bzz for short 0274
Reposted by Dr. Bortarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6146801036
Reposted by Dr. Bortjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign. 884017698
Reposted by Dr. BortNorm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Slipping into something a little more comfortable (quaaludes) 0179
Reposted by Dr. BortSam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I saw the type of chart mediazona decided to use and I think I need to see a neurologist 917017
Reposted by Dr. BortWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons. 3086095
Reposted by Dr. BortNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026SLUGGO’S TUESDAY 637037
Reposted by Dr. BortSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sending this image back to 2016 to give everyone an aneurysm 241974223
Reposted by Dr. Bort⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...med.stanford.eduHuman brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research findsStanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more. 1322612841
Reposted by Dr. Bortdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves 23958156
Reposted by Dr. Bortjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026no jury would convict 214119
Reposted by Dr. BortBruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026graphing calculator app called "vizier" (you use it for plotting) 448691
Reposted by Dr. BortBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever read a series of words 1084055566
Reposted by Dr. BortBob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Can someone recommend a particular type of pizza for a person like me? I love meat. 226712
Reposted by Dr. Bort28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples 211650256