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Dr. Bort

@brettakulon.bsky.social
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Former biophysicist; current biotech consultant. Grew up in a library, but also in the woods.

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 7h

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bus scene from from in the mouth of madness, sam neill is screaming labeled me and the rest of the bus is labeled aella discourse
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 01/10/2026
It's official, and time for my annual post: HAPPY 1ST DAY OF SP🎃🎃KY SEASON!
Illustration of a pumpkin person with a pumpkin head, wearing a pink robe, holding a mug of coffee with ghost smoke coming out of it, standing in front of an open window, looking out happily.
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
talking on speakerphone while you’re taking a shit in a public restroom is a level of insanity that i will never be able to comprehend
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
perfect
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Dr. Bort @brettakulon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“It’s all gone a bit J.G. Ballard”
Government AI website with sprawled out child on an icy lake post-fall, cheerful banner saying “Hello, America”
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to generalize, but it’s hard to overemphasize the extent to which many Americans are just Done with Bullshit
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(Squirt executive with his head in his hands) ITS NOT PEE ITS GRAPEFRUIT SODA
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🎃Darin S Pumpkins🎃 @darinself.com · 28/09/2026
The mayor of Ithaca (my friend and former fellow PhD candidate in Government at Cornell) announces a moratorium on permitting Greek Life activities until Cornell produces new standards of addressing sexual assault.
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Dr. Bort @brettakulon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not loving this chess.com match!
Some Ukrainian Nazi with a Hitler pfp on chess.com
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 28/09/2026
my Uncle Bill was a long haul trucker for 30 years and his brain was absolutely warped by Art Bell's paranormal conspiracy theories (complimentary)
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DGM @notredale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jack Lemon with a broccoli cut and iced coffee
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
john carpenter writing the soundtracks to assault on precinct 13 and halloween
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Polly from 9 Chickweed Lane, open mouth half-submerged in water, eyes locked in: Why would I deceive you?  There's no reason for me to do that.
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👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if these freaks didn’t have computer jobs this stuff would put them in jail
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Old Picard and Old Riker standing in a cabin.
"Do you remember 35 years ago when we found out Starfleet command was all bug monsters?
We told someone about that, right?"
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can tell, with all of the explicit ethnic cleansing making everything worse and more expensive, the GOP's next target is just to go all out on gender wars. Everyone on X or Rumble is complaining about nagging women 24/7, with brief respites for holocaust denial. Full 4chan incel GOP incoming.
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Beatricks 🎃 @beatrix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A screenshot of a post on X.com by JEFF (@jeffisrael25). The text reads: "Massachusetts absolutely cooking right now. Hub of the universe." Below the text is a trending bar that lists: "NOR'EASTER | LESBIAN BAR | RAT SUMMIT". The post has 979K views and was posted at 20:23 on September 24, 2026.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you know who ended Mad Men absolutely on top?
Roger Sterling in Paris with Marie Calvet in the Mad Men finale
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's because the anti-intellectualism of the populists and Far Right is in direct contradiction to the basic foundations of any civilisation
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if you say "The Museum of English Rural Life" three times in a mirror, nothing happens. but if you speak it a fourth time, a man in a smock appears and asks you to incant the poem on the side of this rather menacing jug
harvest festival jug featuring a rather spooky sunshine designthe reverse of the jug, featuring a poem. it reads: "Harvest is come all
busy now in making
of the Barley mow if
you the Barley mow
neglect of Good ale you
can not then expect"
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow. Makes you rethink everything you thought you knew about this guy.
Screenshot of an article from CBS news with headline, "Hitler's possible role in niece's death under scrutiny after documents raise questions about alibi, report says."

First paragraph says: "Newly unearthed records in a Munich archive have cast doubt on Adolf Hitler's whereabouts at the time of his niece's suspicious 1931 death, according to news magazine Der Spiegel."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026
i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups
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Matt Edens @scruffycities.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When It Happens.
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egg16z 🥚 @notlikewe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
egg16z
@notlikewe.bsky.social
We say once again: terrible for the country but this is tremendous content.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read 

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE
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skelettuce @latisserande.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the bee zpace ztation or bzz for short
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Norm @chingerhook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Slipping into something a little more comfortable (quaaludes)
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I saw the type of chart mediazona decided to use and I think I need to see a neurologist
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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what is 'Latent Space' and how do LLMs get answers from it? The Jargon can be confusing, but the exaplanation is actually relatively simple: It is Hell. The Machine is getting knowledge from demons.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SLUGGO’S TUESDAY
SLUGGO’S TUESDAY

P1- WE SEE SLUGGO HAPPILY GOING UP THE STAIRS TO THE ATTIC 

SLUGGO: 
I'LL SPEND THE DAY UP IN THE ATTIC READING OLD COMIC BOOKS
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sending this image back to 2016 to give everyone an aneurysm
Bill Kristol reposting prisonculture
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⚡⚡MAD DOCTOR IMPOSSIBLE⚡⚡ @impossiblephd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Frothing at the mouth with excitement* HEY GUESS WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE BRAIN, YOU HAVE TWO! med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everyone you know is fighting a battle you know nothing about: A terrible war against tiny elves
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 21/09/2026
no jury would convict
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026
graphing calculator app called "vizier" (you use it for plotting)
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you ever read a series of words
Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee
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Bob Heller @bobheller.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Can someone recommend a particular type of pizza for a person like me? I love meat.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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