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Jeopardy winner, emdash appreciator, Oxford comma evangelist. Not great at Being Online.

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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"In other words, the people who are the most 'polarized' in the U.S. electorate are those who are racist and sexist, and those who oppose racists and sexists."
Screenshot of article which reads: These numbers are relatively similar between Democrats and Repub-
licans, which often leads political pundits to claim this is more evidence 
of “polarization,” and that both sides are equally to blame. However, 
a closer look tells a more interesting story. The people who are most 
likely to vilify and dehumanize their partisan opponents are Republicans 
who are high in racism and sexism and Democrats who oppose racism 
and sexism. The people who are least likely to vilify and dehumanize 
their political opponents are Republicans who are low in racism and sex-
ism. One explanation for these patterns is that those Republicans who 
are racist and sexist vilify and dehumanize Democrats because they see 
the Democratic Party as a party of racial minorities and women; and 
Democrats who score low in racism and sexism will vilify and dehu-
manize Republicans because they consider Republicans to be racist and 
sexist. In other words, the people who are the most “polarized” in the 
U.S. electorate are those who are racist and sexist, and those who op-
pose racists and sexists.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like present-day Haley Joel Osment playing a lobbyist on The West Wing
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My man looks like a Care Bear whose stomach symbol is a swastika
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow. Makes you rethink everything you thought you knew about this guy.
Screenshot of an article from CBS news with headline, "Hitler's possible role in niece's death under scrutiny after documents raise questions about alibi, report says."

First paragraph says: "Newly unearthed records in a Munich archive have cast doubt on Adolf Hitler's whereabouts at the time of his niece's suspicious 1931 death, according to news magazine Der Spiegel."
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026
It’s 9/11 eve, don’t forget to racially profile yourself and put out those little three ounce bottles of shampoo for TSA Santa
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026
AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok obviously this is unfathomably stupid and suggests that this person needs help, but the nerd in me is delighted to see Kirito’s Elucidator in the image.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you want to see the data center backlash turn into a full out Butlerian Jihad keep saying stuff like, "I as lead researcher at private AI company estimate the chance that AI ends humanity in the next decade at roughly 10 percent"
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ugh. Annoying and disappointing. To Apple Passwords, I guess!
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Science News @sciencenews.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is this it? A single dot on a graph could be the first direct detection of a dark matter particle. www.sciencenews.org/article/dark-ma…
sciencenews.org
Have scientists glimpsed the first dark matter particle?
Shadowy dark matter has eluded scientists for decades. The LZ experiment may have spotted one particle, called a WIMP, but more data is needed to check.
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
this is like when i was a kid and metroid came out and if you beat the game you were fine and it ruled, but if you beat the game in under 5 hours it made you cut your dick off
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've been spending thousands of dollars at the supermarket every year, voluntarily exchanging money for food to feed my family. That's thousands of dollars I lost! So unfair. How could the store do this to me? Something must be done.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
watched this, thought huh yeah i guess this sad old woman is kind of funny, moved on. ran into it a bunch more times kept wondering what i was missing about this heartbroken grandmother. oh. it's mick jagger
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 07/07/2026
VAR sifting through archaeological evidence from the reign of Ramses II to overturn that goal
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 04/07/2026
Imagine having your wedding overshadowed by Cabo Verde
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Clint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When you think about the context in which it was scored, that has got to be one of the best World Cup goals of all time.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 04/07/2026
Me when the cafe doesn’t serve Flat Whites
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A little surprised that the Women’s Skeleton event doesn’t consist of each athlete stepping into an x-ray machine. How else can we figure out who has the best skeleton?
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
"We know enough." Watch this.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/01/2025
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This is the difference between Trump 1 and Trump 2. First time around, all his cronies were named stuff like Joey Macaroni and wanted to commit tax fraud and go on Dancing With The Stars. This time, they have names like John Hitlerfuhrer and have spent the last 15 years blogging about phrenology.
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Paul @bingowings14.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is going to cause so much unnecessary misery.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
with a side order of
Beverly Crusher on the TNG Enterprise bridge saying “if there’s nothing wrong with ME ….”

(continued on next image)immediately after the previous still 

“…. maybe there’s something wrong with the universe.”
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Amidst cutbacks at the New York Times, it appears the Oxford comma has been laid off.
NYT headline which reads: The ICC issues arrest warrants for Prime Minister Benjamin Natanyahu, a former Israeli Defense minister and the Hamas military chief.

There should be a comma after Defense Minister to make it a list of three people. It has no Oxford comma before the and so it reads as though Netanyahu is both a former Israeli Defense Minister and the Hamas military chief.
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 21/11/2024
I feel no need to protect any Democratic sexual predators. This seems like a good deal
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/11/2024
AOC comes out swinging against a Nancy Mace for targeting Sarah McBride. "They're doing this so that Nancy Mace can ... fundraise off an email. They're not doing this to protect people. They're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kinds. And everybody should reject it. It's gross."
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"By 2030, Paris will have removed 60,000 parking spaces and replaced them with trees."
bloomberg.com
Paris to Replace Parking Spaces With Trees
The city’s new climate plan promises to drop speed limits, repurpose traffic lanes, remove 60,000 parking spots and create urban “oases” to combat extreme heat.
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
would be great if reporters did not simply regurgitate transphobic phrases like "biological men" that right-wing republicans pass along to them

Melanie Zanona
@MZanona
NEWS: I’m told Speaker Mike Johnson has committed to Nancy Mace that he will not allow biological men in women’s bathrooms & locker rooms in the Capitol next year, by adding a provision in the House Rules package. 

Mace is still reserving the right to file it as privileged resolution or amend it if that doesn’t happen though.
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Highly recommended. (I was worried it would be too overwhelming to read, but the audiobook was great for me. Read extremely effectively by the multitalented author!)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
If Trump's first administration was stocked with Bond Villains, it seems like the second one is going with more of a Legion of Doom vibe. A brief thread...
Cartoon villains around a long table, from "Super Friends" TV cartoon
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
One of the challenges of doing civil rights work is that it's like if, once a week, you met Bigfoot for coffee. You can plainly state the facts under which qualified immunity was granted and people simply won't believe you, it can't be true. But it is.
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Richard Fitch @tudorcook.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
"this is fine" British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r
A medieval manuscript illustration from the British Library royal ms 20 a ii f3r.
Image shows a medieval king in a green gown and wearing a crown. He is stood within a burning castle with arms in the air and a look of 'oh dear' on his face
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/11/2024
the big bad wolf, writing for the Atlantic: building brick houses might be popular with insular academics afraid of intellectual debate, but in practice they are a stifling barrier to free speech
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Welcome, Matt @xfordcomma.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hey, ever notice how Republicans don’t wring their hands about how they need to move towards the middle blah blah blah when they lose elections?
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Molly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Be fucking serious with the American people. Tell them that the Speaker of the House wants to hide the fact that Trump’s nominee for Attorney General engaged in sexual misconduct. Tell them that Republicans want to force another sexual predator on the country. Fight for a better country. My God.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/11/2024
The Future of Orion xkcd.com/3012
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