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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 8h
Just remembered the Christopher Columbus bit from the Curtis Sliwa-Adam Friedland podcast, the #1 clip of all time for Not Having Any Idea What Words Are Coming Next
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ohfivepro.bsky.social @ohfivepro.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Many are saying this
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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IWGB @iwgbunion.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Don’t boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it: youtube.com/shorts/hhIES... T-shirt preorders open now! All proceeds from the t-shirts, which are ethically made and designed by us, will go towards the fired Rockstar workers’ legal funds. bit.ly/4xLc4IP
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Don't Boycott GTA VI. Fight for justice for the people who made it.
YouTube video by IWGB Union
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Mothership @mothership.blog · 18/08/2026
Today we're thinking about Hayden Panettiere's wonderful performances as Kairi and Xion in Kingdom Hearts ❤️ So we've made this story free to read for all of you, no email or subscription required.
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Unlearning misogyny to truly appreciate the women and girls of Kingdom Hearts
Kairi, Larxene, and the rest of Kingdom Hearts' female characters were too often the butt of jokes in the 2000s
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Brenton @brentonpyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fire Emblem Path of Radiance. I’m only in chapter 9 so it doesn’t look good for me so far…
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/08/2026
square. please. if you could. the missing link cutscenes just shove them on youtube
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shu @shuyawns.com · 25/02/2026
🧼 ...laundry day? #b3d #pokemon #art
3d render of a psyduck in a sunny, brightly lit laundry room. he is sitting with his head tilted to one side as the washing machine runs in the background. in the background, on top of the dryer, sits a psyduck looking at a sleeping swablu in a basket. in the foreground, a basket with scattered clips and fabric are on the floor, along with an orange-red rug and a psyduck sunbathing on it.
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Shark @syntaxspeedway.sharkgirl.biz · 07/08/2026
Cube from Live A Live pointing a gun at the viewer with the caption "I AM NO LONGER ASKING

PLAY LIVE A LIVE"
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Brenton @brentonpyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m the literary man being left behind. The library forceably took my copy of war and peace and shoved me to the ground
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Subtle Anime Apparels @devilscrush.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And she’ll be there when it ends, too
Little Morton Salt Girl (I don’t know who that is) over Third Impact
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A snippet of the popular scrooge post:

509 muppets: there goes mr asshole, there goes mr bitch
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wow. Even Jesus got the urge from time to time to yank. DISCUSS! www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3WHp_bnLlI
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Auron from FFX
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Brenton @brentonpyle.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Panel from Ashita no Joe. From right to left: “I'VE SAT HERE WATCHING HIM BE HUMILIATED OVER AND OVER, ROLLING AROUND ON A CANVAS SOILED WITH HIS OWN BLOOD, SWEAT, AND SPITTLE. AND YET... WHAT'S THIS PRESSURE I FEEL BUILDING IN MY CHEST? AN UINRELENTING WEIGHT THAT ONLY GROWS AND GROWS...
LIKE A SKY FILLING WITH PITCH-BLACK CLOUDS...WHERE IS IT COMING FROM?”
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A few mobile suit gundam bunnies
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
gonna watch this for years. what a moment. made for TV angle too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Na...
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Cape Verde pulls even AGAIN vs Argentina 🚨 Sidny Lopes Cabral curls in STUNNING goal in extra time
YouTube video by FOX Sports
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/06/2026
As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
even if it was good policy, this shit is completely ancillary to the goal of actually limiting the power of big tech. Elon Musk has a trillion dollars and is trying to start a global race war, your response to that can’t be “kids should be on their phones less”
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/06/2026
absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
dive boy frog boy dirty numb angel boy in the doorway boy she was a lipstick boy she was a beautiful boy and tears boy and in your inner space boy you had hand girls boy and steel boy you had chemicals boy i've grown so close to you boy and you just groan boy she said come over come over she smile
Slippy Toad
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Mom @milph.mom · 25/06/2026
"I see you're a stranger to this world too..." (2022 Repost)
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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Rob is reading The Air Campaign (Mets)🧭 @robisreading.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Melissa Stewart @lissajostewart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This is actually the secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Mobile Suit Victory Gundam

Wattary Gilla: "A child, still young enough to play..."Wattary Gilla: "If this is what the world has come to..."Wattary Gilla: "Then everything's gone mad!"
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
There’s something about seeing FFX music described as having “vivid floor sound” that cracks us up. Crying in the club when To Zanarkand starts up
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Computer𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰 @computerjames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
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robyn 🎃 @haykebyr.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
imagine tracy morgan reading this aloud
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
the word "aura" is derived from "auron", a character from popular playstation two game "final fantasy x", and means "embodying a state where you are cool like auron"
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.
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Emmeline @shirokumahi.me · 02/05/2026
This is how I feel about Beargguy also
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters
All you do is take all the sex out, and use little short words, and little dumb ideas, and don't be too scary, and be sure there's a happy ending. Right? Nothing to it. Write down. Right on.

If you do all that, you might even write Jonathan Livingston Seagull and make twenty billion dollars and have every adult in America reading your book.

But you won't have every kid in America reading your book. They will look at it, and they will see straight through it, with their clear, cold, beady little eyes, and they will put it down, and they will go away. Kids will devour vast amounts of garbage (and it is good for them) but they are not like adults: they have not yet learned to eat plastic.
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poondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"am I gonna feel any better?"
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I love that in Tasmania you can apparently just have a local monster that you have to orient your whole life around as it destroys every traffic cone that angers it
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Screenshot from a super KO in third strike with the Dutch oven hastily edited into look like it just raging demon’ed Ibuki. I also crudely pasted the kanji for ‘oven’ over it.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Look, the UK has issues but between this and the One Good TikTok, at least it’s not short on Techno Grandpas
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 15/04/2026
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24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is why the democrats are almost as unpopular as Trump
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?"

Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me."

Jerry then says, "Alright."
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