da birchman @brch.mn · 19/08/2026KAT and Jordyn Woods had Sweet Martha's at their wedding??? Michele Tafoya wishes she were this Minnesotan 070
da birchman @brch.mn · 18/08/2026completely baffling and inexplicable AI ad for Undertale's "THE DETERHTIUIJTOK GYMPHORY WORLD TOUR" in a sidebar ad on a Twitch video 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 24/07/2026AI scams are entering its house of cards era, where every additional level is an even more abstract, useless and manipulative scheme. 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 02/07/2026the Wolves are going to be awesome with Lamelo, but even if it doesn't work out, the mileage I'm going to get out of this video is enough to make the trade worth it by itself 060
da birchman @brch.mn · 19/06/2026I went to place my order as is tradition for Lito's Burritos Friday and the application said they weren't accepting orders. "oh, nice -- they're off for Juneteenth," I thought. Then I found this... I'm crestfallen 160
da birchman @brch.mn · 14/06/2026Despite a dreadful final game, Karl-Anthony Towns finishes the 2026 postseason as the NBA's ALL-TIME LEADER (!!!) in single season playoff DBPM and Plus/Minus. 0137
da birchman @brch.mn · 12/06/2026here's another fun one: by BPM, Karl-Anthony Towns is currently putting together the single greatest defensive postseason of all time lol 180
da birchman @brch.mn · 10/06/2026K̢͉̖̼͎̯̦̍ͧͯͤ͛̔̇ͨ̾̐ͦ̕͢͜Ả̴̰͔̻̱̆̓̎ͬṮ̯͕̭͈͛̽̃̚ /̣̭̹̹̪̹̜̻̅̅̂̆͗͑͊̇͒ E̴̶̶̡͎͓͚̰̝̙̖̲̳̙ͤ̑̄ͨ̃̑̄̔̍̍͗͌̂͑̉̆̉̂ͩ̔̽͢F̴̡̧͎̝̯͖͖͙́ͬͧ̎͗͋̇̈F̧̧̛̛͙̯͉̪̞̼͚̗̤̖̏̃͂̍̏͛̀̎ͭ͐̃ͨ͊̊̋̅͒̂̕̕͟͞I̸̷̵͈̲̫̙͙̰̬̻̣̻̞̤̝͍͒ͪ̍ͩ͒́̽̿͑͗͒̒̇ͤ̆̒͝ͅC̡̻̤̼̿̇̈́ͣ̄͢I̢̧͍̰̤̰̝͙̖̼̜͇̙͕̪̗̱̣͍̲̅̀̀ͧ̈́ͬ̐ͤ̀ͤͦ̿̓̏ͣ̚̕ͅȄ̵̴̛̜̼̭̞͔̺̙̫̞̙̻͔͙̬̟̈́̂̈́̿̉͂ͪ̆͋͂͛̿͘̚͡͠N̴̬̤̥͙͎ͭ͒͗̀ͮ̓͞ͅ_̸̡̡̛͎̘̟̳̗̮̖͈̝ͬ̽ͣ̆ͥ̏ͪ̍̒̕͡C̸̵̴̘̤̯̦͇̤̱̮͓̬̟̺̻̞͌̌̌͐̀̒̋̓̀̇́͝Y!̲̥͂̈_̛̠̳̊̂̀̉ /̲͎̖͙ͨͣͪͤ͊̀ͧ_ P̷̶̢͙̙̼̗͙̞̞̍̾͗͗ͯ̾͛̎̓ͪͭ̔̔͑͋͜Ǫ̸̶̢̰̟̰̹̱̲̖̪̤̜ͩͪ̄́ͪ̑ͪͩ͑̂͘͠ͅW̟̿̐ͮ́E̷̯͇̭̼̞̦̝̪̼̍̾ͧͬͫ͛̌̍̓͟͝͡R̷̷̞͎̥̦̤̠͎͓̹̈́͛͌ͦ͐ͭ̔̆͗͒ͩ̀ͫ͟ O̷̷̢̙̟̝͂̔̔́̋̐F̴̧̡̭͓̱̥͈̥͎̯̟̹ͦ͗̀̿ͨ͑̊ͫͬͣͨ̋͐͡ͅ F̮̖̗̘͍͔̹̖́ͤ̏ͤ̉͌ͨͩͥ̀ͦ͑͢͝R̴IE̡͙ͯ̌N̛͈̻͍̩͚ͨ̏ͯ͊͒͞Ḑ̶̡̳̲͚̱̥̗̼̺̘̺̱̞̌́̂͂̊̋̂̑̄ͫ͗̏̈̃͛ͪ̎͗̾͆͌̇̕̕͟͡S̶̝̞͓̩̘̤͚̻̣̱͇ͭ̇ͭͬ͌̃͋̈ͩ̉ͧ̆ͤͤ̐̀̋̈͛͞H̸̢̛̦̤̼͔̩̤̻̭̫̻̗̝̼͍̪̘̦͊̎̒͐͂̏̂̊ͩ̓̽͊̒ͣ̈̕͟ͅỈ̗̞̜͈̹͎̭͔̃̏ͩ̕͟͜͢Ṕ̸̶̳̙̣̳̥̲͙̺̹̣͎͓̤͆ͫ́ͨ̐͋̀̈́͊ͣ̑̈́̉͊̿̃̊̾̀̈́̈̚͜͜͠͠ͅͅ /̴̦̹ͯͮͨ̅̿_̙ͩ͑ͤ̾_̧̡̨̢̨̫̯͎̤̗̣̈ͧ̐̅̈́̀͝_̷͓̝̝̳̪̣͋̾̍ͅ_ͥ Ķ̧̦͖͕͍͔̫̻̥̫̦͕͙̻͍͂̉̀͛ͪ́ͩ̐ͩ̈́ͦ͆̇́̊͌̍͌ͦ̍͑̍ͫ͗̀̚͠͞Ņ̶̸̵̵͎̝̟̙̮͇̞̠̝̤̺͂͊͗ͦ̉̔̌͛̾͐̐͐͢͞͞_̨̜̬̟ͧͮ͆̉̾ͨͬ̔͋I̶͉͇̊C̀_̶͍̠̤̯ͦͧ̀͠͝ͅK̴̵̴̶̡̛̲͎͉͔̙͈͕̪̖͊̈͆̃͐ͭ̏̽̒͊̂͢͠͞Ş̸̢̛͔̰̺̳̦̖̻̳͔̳̣͗̅͆̃̉̍̍͑̾͘͘͟ ǏͮŃ̶̰͙̮̥̲͔̔̋͗̑́̇ͬ͛̍͆̍̀ͥ̏̂ͤ_̉ F̷̸̢̛̲͇̹͎̣͉͍̬͈̻̘͍͓͔̠͇͔̄ͯ̃̆ͪ̄ͭ̓̓ͫ̂̐̎̆̓͂̕͜͜Į̸̱̬͔̰̘͎̻͔̮ͮͬ͑ͪ́͑͋͋̃̈́̂͒͘ͅͅV͔̈ͥ̐E̶̶̛͎̗̥͇͙͕͉̼̤͕̥̺̅̌̓͌̊̅̈̐̍͐̔̈ͬ̃ͣ͌ͩ͗̉̀̿ͧ͐̚̕͜͢͜͟ /̢̖͓̺͓̭̹ͩͬ͋̈́̀͐ͫͣ I̵̶̧̛̛̙̠͙̖̜̹̣̙̩͎̤͎͎̯̥͎̼͚̅ͧͤ̐̎̍ͭ̆̎̊ͨͩ̑ͩͨ͐̕͟͢Ṋ̶̸̸̨̨̡̤̰̪̱̜̪̗͓̥̱̯̣̗̃͋̓̔͐̔͒̓ͭͥ̽̂͛̐̃͊ͯͪ̚͜͞Š̶̸̨̥̣̼̰̠͇̮̭̳̖̫͍͎͍̓̌ͮ̓ͪ̄̈ͬ́̾̏ͧͪͩ̀̒̋ͥ̓͌͢͟͢͠͡H̸̶̱͕̳͖̱͉ͪ̍ͪͣ̇̐̋̏͝͠͝Ą͈̺̹̩̣̾L̟͉̹ͭ́̊ͣ͊͗͘L̹̝̩͇ͧͥͯ͞Ḁ̢̯̣͎̜̫̹̗͔̗̼͙̃͒̇̑͒ͩ̏͘H̸̢̧̠̺̫̟̙ͣͤ͛ͭͧ̔ͫ͝!̶̵̵̢̭̝̖͕̠̟̥̰̣̜̪͎́́͐͌̐̏̂̀ͮ͂̆̚͟͢͜͞!̷̷̞̖̣̳̘̟̉̒ͬ̋̅ 010
da birchman @brch.mn · 26/05/2026Over his last 20 games, Karl-Anthony Towns has a true shooting percentage of 70%. That means he's scoring an average of 1.4 (!!!!) points every time he shoots the basketball. 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 24/04/2026According to ESPN's and @deanolytics.bsky.social's Net Points, Karl-Anthony Towns has been the best, most impactful non-OKC player in the playoffs so far by a significant margin 021
da birchman @brch.mn · 24/04/2026(I've been avoiding commenting on the Wolves' series too much for fear of jinxing it, but I will celebrate the fact that I called the shit outta the game last night) 020
da birchman @brch.mn · 22/03/2026Saw this kid's last name and got really mad his parents didn't call him Patric 010
da birchman @brch.mn · 12/03/2026EPM feels similarly! I think if Julius Randle was stuck playing for the Dallas and Washington Corpses we'd be having similar conversations about his career. 110
da birchman @brch.mn · 12/03/2026how sure are we about that? DLo in Minnesota was about as good (maybe better?) than Randle has been 110
da birchman @brch.mn · 09/02/2026okay, well, I don't think it's ever going to get better than this, so I might need a new game. 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 08/02/2026The impact stat piece isn't quite as true as it used to be, though 220
da birchman @brch.mn · 29/01/2026my city and state are under siege and every morning brings new horrors, but also the new Monster zero sugar is astonishingly good. so we take what few wins we can get 020
da birchman @brch.mn · 28/01/2026the mom coming to his defense is a piece of shit too, according to her other son 020
da birchman @brch.mn · 25/01/2026needed a creative outlet or otherwise I was going to go crazy (or crazier than I already have). this at least helped me kill a couple of hours this morning 151
da birchman @brch.mn · 24/01/2026it makes my blood boil to know that if I plainly stated what should happen to Tom Emmer I'd be put on a list or thrown in jail, but he can tweet this and not only will he not suffer any consequences, he'll most likely be *rewarded*. These people are not human and they shouldn't be considered as such 041
da birchman @brch.mn · 21/01/2026I am a Minnesota Timberwolves fan. KAT is a +defender at the level and in space, but a disaster in drop because he can't jump off of two feet -- that's it. And KAT was a top 5 offensive basketball player throughout the majority of his career, and he's *still* second best on the team ... 110
da birchman @brch.mn · 21/01/2026if the Knicks are really as committed to making a genuinely catastrophic decision as has been recently reported, I think the Pistons would be crazy not to get in on it. OKC may just be unbeatable, but this gives you more than a puncher's chance 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 21/01/2026not sure how much to trust an analysis referring to maybe the worst defensive basketball player in the entire league as someone who simply "doesn't help either." we have numbers to measure this stuff: Mikal is the guy that "doesn't help either." Brunson is catastrophic 100
da birchman @brch.mn · 20/01/2026i knew he was a delusional little rat, but this is fucking insane: the biggest conversation in American politics right now and he isn't just sidestepping it, he's pretending it doesn't even exist. 162
da birchman @brch.mn · 20/01/2026not the point, but oh BROTHER talk about a nightmare blunt rotation 000
da birchman @brch.mn · 16/01/2026if you genuinely believe this you're dumber than rocks and evil too 1101
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