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@boredmuse.bsky.social
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German translator, analyst, artist, choosing violence everyday. #graphics #abstractart #messing with Photoshop #messing with one-lab app #German translation #photography She/her

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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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I Don't Have a Lit Degree, I Just Have an Internet Connection
Confessions of an Academic Impostor (With a Reading Addiction)
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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The Musicology Duck and the Bus to Nowhere
Who the Hell is This? Read to the end for Metal recommendations from 25 in the year 26.
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klowfc.bsky.social @klowfc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
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EOC @orcma.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Same as it ever was
Kermit, the frog
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My god, what have I done?!
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Permission to Badger my client your honor? Judge: allow me, *lifts animal trap from under dais and unleashes an angry snarling badger which leaps at the whiniest little bitch in the room*
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/01/2026
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Disney forgot the rules of the internet.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
…Dammit, Dave, you said you wouldn’t do this!
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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Algorithm Escaping the Void...
...instantly feels like a metaphor for our current internet reality in 2025.
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Morning Kitten High five, America!
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Bill in Colorado @spyvinyl.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
#NoirvemberChallenge Coolest Film Noir Character: Marie "Slim" Browning played by Lauren Bacall in her debut film, “To Have and Have Not” (1944). Controls the narrative. Tames Bogey? That is a new level of coolness. #Noirvember 🫆 @ladykdesigns.bsky.social 😎😗
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a black and white photo of a woman with the words " you just put your lips together and blow "
Alt: Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not " you just put your lips together and blow “
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Christian Petersen @iwantyoustudio.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Sugar Glider Hates Being 
Called a Flying Squirrel
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Frank The Kitten @frankthekitten.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Frank Senryu Series 4 01000 - A Better Ending Alternate ending to Se7en when Brad Pitt asks, "What's in the darn box!?" #CatsOfBluesky #poetry
Frank, the titular orange tabby, is sitting in a cardboard box with his head sticking out as he looks to the left.
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
guys I’m sorry but have you looked through Getty images for yesterday 💀
Andrew Coumo kissing a woman who does not particularly look involved in the situation herself Woman covering her face with her hand at Cuomo partyMan with his face in his hand at cuomo partyWoman holding NY hearts Cuomo branded campaign sign but it’s upside down
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
ME: How did it go? SON: We lost ME: Did you give it your all? SON: Not really ME: Good, it would have been a waste of time if you did
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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 05/11/2025
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Arma grande; número um means Big gun; number one @ceu---azul.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"I was working as an FBI informant this whole time, to take down the Empire from the inside. I never went to Palpatine's island!"
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 09/10/2025
When the Yankees get eliminated
Baseball Sickos cartoon
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Blue Man Group with a speech bubble as if they were speaking the quoted post text
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J Bean @jbeanz120.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
"Also, prepare to tremble before the awesome power of our frog."
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
#WarRavagedPortland
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Dani Janae @danijanae.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
And this is really the crux of it folks! Re: T Swift from @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/10/2025
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF
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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I would never burst into a Waffle House. I don't want to get thrown into whatever fight is already occuring.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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You Want to Talk About Brie Larson? I Want to Talk About Brie the Cheese
Read to the end for chilling masterpiece about humanity
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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ChatGPT - 5 is creeping me out
So I wrote a thing to check if my neurons are okay. Read to the for a little animated treat.
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neurodivergentaf.bsky.social @neurodivergentaf.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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My Billionaire Daddies Are Fighting
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2025
first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children
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chrisonthetrails.bsky.social @chrisonthetrails.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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kear @kear.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
you know grok is truly elon's child cause it hates him
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1gypsy (🎵I/me/me/mine🎵) 🦋 @theonegypsy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Another long day… The usual, please
A black and white cat lounging with a tired, unimpressed look, resting one paw casually in front.
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Vixi and Friends [🦊💙 Vixichrome] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity
A screenshot of wplace of an area of Baltimore where multiple Big Bill Hell's memes are drawn, including "Shove it up your ugly ass!", "Home of Challenge Pissing!", and "Fuck you Baltimore! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend." The Spamton is the cherry on top.
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11/08/2025
remembering the time i went to rent a car and they only one they had left was a huge chevy silverado. while driving i daydreamed a lot about tearing shit up at stonehenge doing figure eights and burnouts and knocking down the stones and shit. i made this pic my wallpaper at work
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sharonfisher68.bsky.social @sharonfisher68.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Richard Stevens @richardstevens.film · 03/08/2025
There’s an Eli Vance in Half-Life 2
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brad willingly entered the warp drive @bradicality.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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a man in a video game is wearing a shirt that says nirvana on it
ALT: a man in a video game is wearing a shirt that says nirvana on it
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Elias Vance
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Has a character named Elias Vance come up for you when using Al?
I just completed a novella and lo, there was Elias Vance as a main character. Little did I know this dude is some kind of Al trope on the level of Not_ but _
_. Have you ever seen Elias Vance?
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the_astral_raven 3/31/25
Hello friends, a quick break from the current story line with a preview of my first book and a question. The preview will be in comments but my question is, should I wait till it's finished to release it fully or release it chapter by chapter somewhere?

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The world was dying, and Dr. Elias Vance was running out of time.
He sat in the sterile glow of his lab, exhaustion clinging to him like a second skin. The hum of machines filled the silence, a constant reminder that progress was slow-too slow. Outside, the city was unraveling. The news reports played on a loop: hospitals overflowing, governments scrambling, bodies piling up in makeshift morgues. The virus-an enemy unseen and unstoppable-was winning.
Failure. Again.
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The Fibonacci Killer (The Elias Vance Chronicles Book 1)

Seeking arc readers for sci-fi romance novel Echo of the Larkspur
Embarking on a thrilling journey of self-discovery, Ari forges unlikely alliances with Elias Vance and his human resistance fighters, as well as ...

Codebreaker's Dilemma - Kurt
Patterson & Al
Elias Vance, a cryptographer more comfortable with algorithms than people, is ripped from his solitary existence by a summons from the Interstellar Space...
€9.99 • Free delivery • Free 14-day returns
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Jo_clever_ke @insidejoke.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Elias Vance
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
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Experimental …Music?
…don't worry, it's not AI generated
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
And here I was thinking the way to solve hunger was food.
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Boredmuse @boredmuse.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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🧪 Peer Review Is Not What You Think It Is...
...and it’s not broken because it was never designed to do what we ask of it :/
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