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@supermills.bsky.social
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All other storms bow before El Niño

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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE
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Cinisash 🏳️‍⚧️ @cinisash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"The Undertaker threw Mankind" "Off the Cell and Broke his Spine"
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
*ozzy voice* oh god lol
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Freshman congressman attending their first Joint Committee on Taxation: Taxation…. Hhhhhhp……. Is theft man.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My memory is muddy what’s this piazza that I’m in? Italy’s Cheese Banks are melting man and I don’t want Risotto www.euronews.com/business/202...
euronews.com
Extreme heat threatens Italy's Parmigiano-backed loans
Extreme heat is squeezing Italy's "cheese banks", the climate-controlled vaults in Emilia-Romagna where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano Reggiano wheels sit as collateral for farm loans, pushing up...
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We forgot to tell Gen Z that they gotta fight for their right to party. Our bad Gen. Z.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Damn cicadas ruined my garage time. One flew in acting like a maniac and shrilling. Then I started playing the offspring and another came in. I think it was attracted to Dexter’s voice, thought it was another cicada. At one point it sounded like it was singing along in perfect pitch.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My 2 year old does not want to watch the corn base ball. She wants to watch Tots.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the Field of Dreams game has reminded me to once again watch John Mulaney presenting the Academy Award for sound
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just jabbed my sharpest chisel into my finger. But some bleed stop spray and really tight tape as a tournaquit has stopped the bleeding.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Plato was such a huge Homer Hater. He was basically Grimey.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The difference between my goodwill auctions $20 Stanley Number 5 plane and my Ace Hardware bought Stanley number 4 plane is like OG Michael Keaton in Multiplicity and the last Michael Keaton copy in Multiplicity. I sharpened them and used the OG like 15 times and the Ace hardware one just a few.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A father and son are in a car accident and are badly hurt, they are rushed to the hospital, the father dies, the son is rushed to the ER and the surgeon, Dr. Pepper zero Strawberries and cream says “I can’t operate in this boy he is my son!”
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Control+A is select all. How many of you knew this and never told me? You bastards!
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I had completely forgotten that Rob Reiner and his wife were brutally murdered by their son.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 13/08/2026
Saw this immediately after posting the above
It is not weird that almost no celebrities post on Bluesky it is weird that there was a time they ever did post on Twitter. Almost every famous person in the world would log on and post "I'm haveing an accident" every single day for many years and get nothing from it but grief.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Simultaneously herewith.
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If you wake up very very early this morning and go outside to stare up at the stars it just might give you a chance to notice that I snuck into your house to have sex with your Mom.
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Guillotine Hunger Force @handle.invalid · 13/08/2026
it should be obvious that we dont need overlords to stop bad guys and that the overlords arent really doing that anyway
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
So what is the plan given the current formation of world’s most powerful and expensive military can’t even maintain a 9 month deployment at sea, can’t protect a forward operating base, can’t keep their jets and helicopters in the sky, and can’t only maintain 3 months of missiles?
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Look I don’t need any more reasons to hate the lakers
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My bespoke Beer Die table is coming along nicely.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So who else opened a yogurt pouch for your kid in your car this morning only for some of the yogurt to squirt out the top and spill on your pants in a white pattern that can only be thought of as a cumstain? Just me? Surely it has just now happened to someone else.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s hard to expect voters to smarten up and vote the right way, I mean some of these people drive their kids to school every single day instead of putting them on the free bus. They’re not the sharpest spoons in the shiv drawer:
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Baby food article for fucking morons but this part in particular. COPS ARE NOT WORKERS.
 
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	The DSA wants to “disempower police unions”. (Some workers, as ever, are more equal than others.) The ultimate aim is “fully abolishing the police”. There would be no Department of War. The group also calls for race reparations and an end to visa caps. Some DSA candidates have de-emphasised these ideas in favour of economic populism. Zohran Mamdani is one. In a presidential race, however, no one could survive even tangential association with this cultural prospectus. The Republican attack ad writes itself. It would gloss over the tax-the-rich stuff, which after all polls well, highlight instead the police-bashing, and that would be that.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m number one on the list for killing.
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Jay Nagy @servoacademy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You know about the cup sizes and all?
"Spider-Man: Bra" says the auditorium signCliff Robertson as Uncle Ben
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Alex: Good morning Riley my fiancé! Riley: hello AOC
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Incredible that a DVD release of the tv series the Young Indiana Jones is responsible for these incredible documentaries. youtu.be/fGsFLrlQvP4?...
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Lenin: History Will Not Forgive Us | Historical Documentary | Lucasfilm
YouTube video by Lucasfilm
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think Iran is going to be an unsolvable problem, it’s going to tank the US economy within 6 weeks, people are gonna freak, AI investors are gonna try to claw their money back, the GPU and data center bubble is going to explode, Republicans will try to cancel the midterms, fail, will be destroyed.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Food Cart 2028
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Good job Jeremy Pe!
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Stone Cold is cat posting. Maybe today will kick ass afterall www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8nbPmvM/
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BSR, NV. #panchoandmacho #nevada #catdad #horsebarn #goodnight
TikTok video by Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Man when you go off Zoloft for a couple days all of your most horrible gut wrenching fears get shoved back into your brain in the form of extremely vivid nightmares about grief. Turns out this is some load bearing serotonin.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
100 billion fucking dollars are you kidding me?
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You don’t have to like this guy‘s politics to recognize that everyone who has insisted for decades that The Issues are almost all too complicated and too nuanced to explain to voters let alone address was lying to you.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Peaking your eye at the news in the morning, hoping for one thing but assuming it will be this Groundhog Day bullshit that happens every Monday morning.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Obviously it’s one of my completely unremarked upon shitty memes which I think are the peak of comedy, this one being the greatest.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Something weird is happening where I am pretty sure I am paying for the ad free tier of HBO but I still see the ads and the super special ads that let me know because of this ad I won’t have to watch anymore ads. But I am pretty sure I’m already paying for that privilege without the ad. Hmm.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you live in Tehran your groceries are like less than $5 per person per day. Gas is practically free. And Trump is trying to say their authoritarian regime is under some sort of political pressure to end the war, erm. They are doing just fine lil guy. Doing way better than we are in many ways.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Roadrunner is Jesus Christ and Coyote is St. Peter.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My son has been only wanting to do royal rumbles while playing wwe2k25. And so it’s 25 minutes of watching 29 computer participants and he enters in like 27-30: The thing is it’s genuinely pretty fun to watch, especially when some goofy guy for no reason goes on a run.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Only smart cool smart handsome dudes try to replace fence pickets when it’s 93
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Professors, you know, the people that college students love so much.
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The person I really feel bad for is you know there was probably an up and coming rapper lake 3 or 4 years ago named “AI” and now he’s the most ungoogleable person on the planet, he probably had to change his stage name and everything. It must have been a lot of work.
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
They shouldn't stop until they make every ingredient a slice and we can shuffle a burger like playing cards
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Spanish for The Niño @supermills.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
By presidential decree, if you recieve a vaccine you will be diagnosed with autism
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