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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 13h
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17h
imagining Waria, the evil Maria from sound of music, putting on a bunch of nazi puppet shows and farting
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 17h
big day for masuke #critterposting
Crude drawing of a sleeping brown and white dog in banana pyjamas and a stripey pink nappy on a blue stripey couch next to a yellow and brown giraffe toy dreaming of half a bowl of kibble plus an apple plus a sweet potato plus two pieces of bread plus a little cheese plus two churros in the shape of an equal sign and a poop. Shaped like shapes.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not the Shrike impaling my white ass onto the Tree of Pain
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Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot @egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Your vineyards prosper; they flourish before your beautiful face. (WWO)
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
WHYYYYYYYYYY
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 05/10/2026
"Don't genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 25/09/2026
Dr. Steve Cube 🇵🇸 (@MildCuthbert) on twitter: "Concubine twitter is blowing up at some obvious bait from eunuch twitter and I'm just chilling over here on vizier twitter saying "Pay it no mind, my liege. Their division is our gain.""
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney
@bathroom

welcome to the bathroom

9/12/07, 3:31 PM

30K retweets, 34.3K likes
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guy on lichess had a Netanyahu themed username so I checkmated them with a pawn
A chess position - the long and short of it is that black has castled and is up a lot of material, whereas white's king is exposed in the middle of the board with nothing. Black also has mate in one after black moved king to f4.


More detailed: White has a king on f4 (lmao), a queen on a4 a rook on a1, a bishop on c1, a knight on d2, and pawns on a2, b3, c4, e4, f3, and h2. Black has a king on g8, a queen on g1, rooks on a8 and f8, bishops on d7 and e7, knights on c6 and f6, pawns on a7, b7, c7, d6, f7, g7, and h7. Black plays pawn g5, mate.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The West (Indies) Wing
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
aaron sorkin walk and talk entirely in patois
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like Reese's peanut butter cups because Reese's is also from Hershey. However Callista got me a Reese's peanut butter egg. It is good too.
about 7 hours ago vis web
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there is a dachshund on one of the grooming tables at petsmart looking at me like it’s ready to give me its life savings to get it out of there. i’m so sorry little guy
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ayatollah Khameini is Sunshine the dealer in this analogy
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Elon: Let's do it before the ketamine wears off
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You okay
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I do my final, perfect playthrough of Babe: The Tactical RPG
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm being told that Gen Z no longer thinks it is "funky" to own a floating barrel with airplane wings and jet engines that you use to traverse your cousin's private island shaped like his own head. So I guess there's no point asking their opinion on gorillas? Or on wearing belted denim blue jeans?
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trans woman's soul leaving her body upon meeting Glinner
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cool it, Sanchez, or you'll get a knuckle supper!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bryan and Leon... the Roadrunner and Coyote... Ryan Gosling and the rock alien... great time for yaoi
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i asked them about your posts and the reviews are in
Erica, 40, Republican, Latino, customer service Bad.

Pam, 66, Republican, white, retired Amoral.

Becky, 51, Democrat, white, retail Disgusting.

Robert S., 52, Republican, Latino, human resources Two words: morally corrupt.

Hitesh, 57, Republican, Asian, looking for work Disgusting.
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Used to jam out to this remix back in the day youtu.be/4Sn1KIfygU4?...
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One track Lover (Synthia Remix) - Todd Rivers
YouTube video by Café TV
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
¶ I'm a one-track lover ¶
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Rylie Fennec @fennecfoxrylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stay mad. 🛫
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
With a “SWAK’ sound effect, Batman punches a guy so hard his Heathcliff mask flies off head.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nothing but respect for MY Biggs
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What about the "all hats matter" counterprotesters?
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bookmarked19.bsky.social @bookmarked19.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They keep their knuckles away from the coffin so they can say they never had to knock on wood
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
cruelty and oppression are on the rise. corruption is rampant. hope seems lost. we have never needed another video of kim cattrall scatting more.
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