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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 16h
Choosin Texas being played at the Bruins game btw
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 19h
no that’s just major league pitching, they don’t have that in the AL West
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 19h
How it feels watching the playoffs when your team was out of contention in July
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 22h
Evergreen post
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
War of the Coprophages and Syzygy are two really great X-files episodes back to back. I'm liking the more off beat stand along episodes more than the ones that deal with the big overall conspiracy
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hope Sox/Yanks only goes two games because there is nothing more loathsome and insufferable than listening to people talk about the Sox/Yanks rivalry
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I still like half these songs because I was 13 back then
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yet again putting on the X-files while I cook/eat proves to be a huge mistake with an episode about murderous cockroach infestations
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
at the 1995 MTV Movie Awards, the Ramones played a medley of the Best Song nominees which means you can watch them cover Regulate and Big Empty, among others
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The Ramones 6-10-95 "Movie Medley" TV award show performance
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
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merritt @merrittk.com · 29/09/2026
they should make a drink with the same flavor and consistency of nyquil but it just has vitamins in it . for people who like thte taste
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they are trying to erase our history 😢
IG:@whatsgoingoninrhodeisland
WHAT'S GOING ON IN RHODE ISLAND
WARWICK HOOTERS PROPERTY OWNED BY BUDDY CIANCI ESTATE SOLD
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This means they're going to lose in the first round 100%
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Raiders 3-0
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi i'm Greydon Grey IV, chief marketing exec at Grey Uniforms Inc. Here's why we think your NFL team could use some grey uniforms: —gets away from your team's iconic color sets —does not look good —extremely forgettable —looks bad —could easily be confused with any other team —looks like crap
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope the Rangers and Astros both lose today. We deserve this.
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys it's because you don't go on TikTok. That's the only place I ever heard it.
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why was he in Moneyball???
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you bring a Monster to the interview for a manual labor job they hire you on the spot.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 11/09/2026
Feel like inflicting “Sweet Caroline” on other countries should get us kicked out of NATO
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still relevant
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Band that does metal covers of Bob Seger called "Seeg and Destroy"
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Pinkerton is cringe." That's why it's good!! That and the impeccable songwriting and tortured performance and genre-defining guitars.
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Raiders are back baby
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
The guy who used to be the angriest Braves poster over on Twitter turned out to be a murderer so idk there might be some truth to this
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Field of Schemes @fieldofschemes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Dallas Morning News relying on advocates for and against a $700m Stars arena funding ballot measure to make the case for why this is a good deal or not is an abdication of what journalism is supposed to do: find out facts and inform readers about them.
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BREAKING: $700m Stars arena subsidy is endorsed by advocates, opposed by critics
Is there any journalism trope more tiresome than bothsidesing? Ducking the hard task of investigating the facts by just throwing up your hands and saying "different people disagree" is so plainly egre...
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Brian T. Rice @briantrice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If a computer can’t be jailed for vehicular manslaughter, then in a legal sense, it cannot be allowed to drive, even though it physically can.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's okay to poke fun at Justin Verlander bc he has inflicted Ben Verlander on us and deserves it
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ryan Murphys Lizzie Borden
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youre not gonna lose your job to magic beans, you'll lose your job to someone who traded their cow for magic beans
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I told Burt about the impact of diesel prices on staple goods and now he just keeps looking at me like this
Burt (small orange tabby boy) looking very concerned with big pupils
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney starting a fight because he brake checked the one guy who is 100% not going to lift for you and getting spun is so funny. He's dumb as hell for that.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blaney embarrassed on the track, then in the paddock. The rare double L.
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perfect way to honor Kyle Busch tbh
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bunting sucks, just hit dingers, you're the Yankees
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BREAKING: Erubiel Durazo has been freed, at long last
Erubiel Durazo at the 25th anniversary celebration of the 2001 Diamondbacks' championship team
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My fantasy baseball championship basically comes down to how well Cam Schlittler and Will Warren pitch this weekend.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Mr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The gun-next-to-printer tweet but with cars made after 2015
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 19/09/2026
i am really not into the trend of forcing your guests to spend loads of cash on your wedding. i was invited to a wedding next month that would require a two night hotel stay (and also taking a ski lift to the ceremony!), plus a gift. sorry, pass
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When I read anything about how much people loved the A's/Oakland/The Coliseum I just get incredibly sad.
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Kicky Sam loves 🌈 Charlie🐾 - Segrenterri ov Bisk @kickysam49.com · 18/09/2026
people say this was the happiest picture they ever saw of me
stomper the elephant, a's mascot, in a's home whites, posing with an a's fan wearing a kelly green #11 Oakland jersey
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They should put a little piece of candy under the plastic push-up part that falls off when you're out of deodorant
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Matt Goldberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Being a democratic consultant must rule. You get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for dog shit political analysis that gets no one elected. Incredible work if you can get it.
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bonobos37 @bonobos37.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Gerry Doyle @mgerrydoyle.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
what I've got, you've got to give it to woonsocket
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/09/2026
no crazier than saying you're gonna "solve self-driving" by the end of the year for a decade while your half-baked product kills at least 60 people and ending up the richest man alive
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 15/09/2026
*slaps Cybertruck* this bad boy can hold so many Ls
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026
(briefly forgetting other people have real problems) ...so episode order and broadcast order just drift farther and farther apart. It's gotten so bad TMDb now lists futurama in season 14 while disney publishes new episodes as season 11. and not a single candidate is willing to take a stand on this
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
reporters werent “barred” from recording, the powerful people they are covering asked them not to record and they immediately complied and hid whats happening from their audience
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