Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cap’n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters have withdrawn from Ed Sheeran’s upcoming dates at Party Pier. 010
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?static.klipy.comCello Jack BlackALT: Cello Jack Black 010
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Minnesotans when Iowegians start bragging about their early primary and corn 110
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Fuck AIPAC but they’re not the only bad guy. When I post about a Democrat sucking, and y’all go right to AIPAC, it’s really testing the antisemitism fence and I’m tired of having to parse that shit. Centrist Dems suck for more than one reason, and if you go right to Jews, you’re not helping. 14855122
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026static.klipy.comLoki Very SadALT: Loki Very Sad 000
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just a quick note that less than two weeks ago Michele Tafoya showed she doesn’t need to make this sacrifice while attending a transphobic rally. 000
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026How long is all this celebrating going to take I have redneck f1 to watch 101
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Do I wish I was there for such a low flyover? Yes. Should the pilot face consequences? Yes. See, I’m a bit of an idiot. Rules shouldn’t be made for me. 000
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/07/2026what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked 4481271517
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This should terrify and enrage any parent regardless of religion or creed 000
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! • Incubus • ZZ Top • Journey • Sevendust • Styx • Hoobastank • Dave Matthew’s Band • Hammerfall • Clutch • Blind Gaurdian 020
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Kneeling for the anthem? Disrespectful to the troops. Snorkeling around their grave? You’ll get an escort. 000
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Quick reminder that if you truly believe you are right you’d want everyone to vote. 130
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/05/20261-877-CARS-4-KIDS K-A-R-S CARS-4-KIDS 4348634
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Posting both an iconic blonde AND a movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifsmedia.tenor.coma woman is sitting in a car with the words `` oops ! my bad '' on the screen .ALT: a woman is sitting in a car with the words `` oops ! my bad '' on the screen . 000
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonMike Masnick @masnick.com · 23/04/2026Wasn't there once some issue where the President's son was supposedly (though without much evidence) profiting off of his father's Presidency and it was the worst thing in the world during the last administration... 232613664
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/04/2026you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it. 301181083746
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Does it work properly? No. Are the people making it acting in good faith? No. Have they ensured it can't be used maliciously? No. Does it make people's lives better? No. Will it make people's lives better? No. Is it profitable? No. Is it popular? No. Is it harmless? No. The argument for AI. 352157691
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026He jumped into a war to distract people from the Epstein files, and he can’t cope with it going even worse. 010
Reposted by Andrew Carlsonae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood. trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️ republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️ “sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️ naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️ villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️ powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️ list goes on 3858231437
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/02/2026stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright 73119773455
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/02/2026congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment 1536223966
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Pretty alarming how one can Ctrl+H “low IQ” with “black” across all of this dipshit’s tirades and they would be true statements. 000
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonBen Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is 303216767673
Reposted by Andrew Carlsondan sinker @dansinker.com · 14/02/2026Hey remember the shooting in Minneapolis that happened between Renee Good and Alexi Pretti, the guy they claimed was shot by an agent after he had attacked that agent with a shovel? I know it's hard to believe but the agents' story fell apart and charges were dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u... 252723635
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Trouble keeping Nordic coats of arms straight? Of course you do. Does it rankle? It should. Here’s a nice comic that has helped me out of countless jams. 000
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 25/01/2026If you want to legally carry a gun, be a cop.media.tenor.coma man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is smiling in a labALT: a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is smiling in a lab 010
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonAaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 25/01/2026A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son. 10054690018038
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonDavid Dennis Jr @daviddennisjr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026You can’t “we need our guns” your way to perpetuating school shootings while “he had a gun” your way to justifying public executions. A nurse. Someone who’s actually saved lives. 21532343
Reposted by Andrew CarlsonPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Acting Field Director David Easterwood. 23476452171
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Damn. Should have capitulated harder, I guess. 020
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Post a famous bathroom scenemedia.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is sitting in front of a blue wallALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting in front of a blue wall 020
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Me to the IIHF official with the cajones to call a goalie for diving:media.tenor.comthree men are standing in the desert and one has a helmet on his headALT: three men are standing in the desert and one has a helmet on his head 010
Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 20/12/2025As usual, a tarps-off Middsy. Good to have him back. 010
