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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7th grade lion mindset #2
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
savengers, or the 120 days of sodoom
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Its difficult to put my my anger over this into words. The modern Backrooms was born from the collective effort of thousands. That collaboration, all that passion/time was freely given because it made people happy. Now its being monetized. Its exactly like Ai and the internet.
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bonnszai @bonnszai.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.
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Rico Charges @nochorus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"it started out with a kiss how did it end up like this" 
Charizard sticking it's whole head inside Jigglypuff
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Kevin 👽 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
are you fucking kidding me
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 08/03/2026
Reading the news today
J.G. BALLARD
APOLOGY FORM
To:
From:
Date:
Reason for behavior:
The media convinced me that the ultra-rich were normal human beings
I didn't know
that life and death are actual games for our
drug-addled elites
I miss consensus
reality
I don't know anything
about UK sf
I was jealous
Mercury was in
of him for
retrograde
hanging out with Michael Moorcock
I will hereby respect the dystopian G.O.A.T. and I will NOT talk down on the future first-ballot Hall of Famer.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
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bonnszai @bonnszai.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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actio @actio.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Pipi the duck 🪶 #kleineKunstklasse
watercolor painting of a duck
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2026
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck theonion.com/lord-of-the-rings-read…
‘Lord Of The Rings’ Reader Can’t Believe How Long It Taking Sam And Frodo To Fuck
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bonnszai @bonnszai.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Your quest? You must retrieve the Molted Man’s Beforeskin.
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Hennessey Book of World Records @lordofthekevins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Nobody's vote for him once they find out hes a criminal - quote from ryuji persona 5
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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bonnszai @bonnszai.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Esmerelda’s Century of Humiliation
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
more
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
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bonnszai @bonnszai.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
ALT: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
irishtimes.com
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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🔪Final Gay🩸 @shadowdra126.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself transformed into an enormous Bug-type.
Kafka’s metamorphosis but with Pokémon
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Octoberpferd @laserpferd.dtun.de · 30/12/2025
This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes
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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 27/12/2025
if only i were a vampire hunter who knew nothing of politics
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It's Snoopy and Woodstock but as Dark Souls/Elden Ring/ George RR Martin whatever characters with the text:
My loyal blade, my promised consort
At long last you have returned
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/12/2025
I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines
Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for “marketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear.

Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
ever since i was a child, my dream has been to travel back in time and make a medieval peasant listen to front 242. the problem is that the music never makes it. ipod, tape, cd, none of it goes through the machine. i always show up empty handed and have nothing for the peasant
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link (t)wink :cat_is_blob_and_pan: @handle.invalid · 01/12/2025
Drawing split in two parts. The first part has Dante from classic Devil May Cry games sitting and smiling in camera. This part is captioned "1992, $0". The second part has Dante from Devil May Cry 5 looking in the camera with thoughtful expression. The caption now is "2015, $0,000,000,000".
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bonnszai @bonnszai.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
you can never have enough bathtubs in your laundry room
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.A plate of the same cookies.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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joesferatu @24fps.myatproto.social · 24/11/2025
i was looking for stock images of sushi (i don't judge how you spend your time, don't judge mine) and found this i want what they have
three people very enthusiastically eating sushi, they look happier than i have ever been
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 12/11/2025
i spoke to LOADS of people about this very recently, and the only people using it regularly were the dipshits in charge
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‘An Overwhelmingly Negative And Demoralizing Force’: What It’s Like Working For A Company That’s Forcing AI On Its Developers - Aftermath
'I have had conversations about AI in a professional context that make me want to walk into the sea'
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actio @actio.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
[TMNT tune] Drypoint etching portrait practice #printmaking
study from the film "the seventh seal" in drypoint, showing the Death character.study of Bela Lugosi as Dracula in drypoint, printed in deep red ink
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Dave Scheidt @davescheidt.com · 19/10/2025
Imagine texting a beautiful woman with this.
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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logoKurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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bonnszai @bonnszai.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Living it up like it’s 2012
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Birdsky is out for blood
Me saying I don’t respect a parrot and a reply saying Are you saying that you don't respect the scarlet fucking macaw?
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Francisco Lemos @lemosfran.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
They are a peculiar species that thrive in the arid plains. Telepathic and featureless, they often wear masks to facilitate interaction with humans, and scavenge gear from those who don’t survive the heat. #osr #ttrpg #art #illustration
Illustration of an humanoid cactus, in the desert, wearing combar geat, with 2 white masks, holding a basket of smaller cacti.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 26/08/2025
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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Cactrot @cactrot.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Something Awful posters in 2025
An image stolen from the Something Awful Simpsons Meme Thread, posted by Uncle Wemus:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3846107&pagenumber=1330#post548002120
Abe Simpson stands in front of a young Homer and Barney

Panel 1: I used to "goon" but then they changed what "goon" was

Panel 2: Now What I'm doing isn't "gooning" and what's "gooning" seems weird and scary to me

Panel 3: *Abe pointing* It'll happen to you
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2025
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
What's a REAL word you learned from The Simpsons?
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Hark! A Vagrant! pirate comic by Kate Beaton about pirates carrying around a photo of their nemesisHark! A Vagrant comic about the pirate from the first strip seeing the pirate he'd carried around a photo of wearing HIS photo on a locket around his neck as they sword fight
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