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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Miss Piggy would push me off a speeding yacht in the middle of the ocean and never look back. To love her is to know this about her.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

MERYL STREEP

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Many thanks for the hankies - my stock was low and disreputable.

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner

promo poster of Carrie showing a floating girl with her leg bent in such a way that an immature little bastard might call it a large erection

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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

MONDAY

A meme featuring a man wearing a red shirt and backwards red baseball cap carrying an absurdly oversized teal JanSport backpack on his back while standing on a city street.
Text boxes are placed over the image:
A small white box over the man is labeled "Me".
A larger white box over the enormous backpack is labeled "The pervasive fear that I am doing something wrong at all times".

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Sista 𓅓 @sista.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Stop the performance. Spaceflights won't stop climate change, won't stop the genocide, won't house the homeless or feed the hungry. Make rich people pay taxes over stolen wages. Jesus fucking christ.

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Hairy Portas 🌈😻 @blundergusset.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That's some Rik & Morty fuckin bullshit right there

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

3 of these 4 Home Alone 2 actors/actresses have passed away in 2026. I hate that we lost the three that we have. But damn, if we can complete the set before January 1st, that would be something. We have four months to make it happen.

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Margaret has abandoned her sheepskin.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The Sun is always up to something.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bin Day cometh.

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Oh no. The thing I ordered arrived and the packaging paper it came in is nice. Suppose I have to keep it now. Use it for some as yet unknown project. Maybe I'll upcycle a side table. Great, I just wanted to buy myself a little treat and now I'm hosting a decoupage workshop on Tuesday nights.

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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Hairy Portas 🌈😻 @blundergusset.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Of all of Joan Collins' many outfits in #Dynasty I think this one is my personal favourite

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Join me in wishing these two the very best of luck ❤️

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

You guys, have some respect for that dead skank who thought you were less than dirt

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm glad those awful children were of the corn. not my problem. i don't live anywhere near corn

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Learning about the different lengths of hair

Diagram showing the lengths of hair: ear length, neck length, shoulder length, armpit length, bra strap length, waist length, hip length, tailbone length, bum length, mid thigh length

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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

What’s your favourite individual pig

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

If Santa Claus doesn't check his list twice, nice children could wind up dead. But go ahead and sing your funny little song about it

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Here’s the deal though. When you walk by a piece of shit on the street, you point at it & say “Look, a piece of shit.” You do not pick it up with your hand & rub it all over your nice shirt.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I guess it’s as believable as me, an actor who went to school for acting, not knowing Robert De Niro was in The Deer Hunter?

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Most charitable reading of Starmer (who knew) is that he thought “The president of the United States is a piece of shit, thus a piece of shit for an ambassador would make sense.” Alas.

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Hairy Portas 🌈😻 @blundergusset.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Pre-recorded "apologies" for late trains are not actually apologies and I would rather you just told us to go fuck ourselves

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

This guy gets it.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Actually, Valentine is the name of the Saint. The idea that being in a relationship is indicative of merit is the monster.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Thinking of buying one of those little glasses of water people have on their bedside table

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Because I'm well spoken and have metropolitan tastes most people don't realise that I grew up on a piñata farm until they witness me opening a box.

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Walty @waltometry.blacksky.app · 07/02/2026

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.

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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

WELL, WELL, WELL Well, well, well, my Lord Well, well, well Well, well, well, my Lord Well, well, well Well, well, well, my Lord Well, well, well Oh Lord, well, well, well

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