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Caelan Conrad

@caelan.bsky.social
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Journalist / Video Essayist // www.youtube.com/caelanconrad // Critically Reviewed Podcast: @respectthedead.bsky.social // Audio Drama: @welcometoisaiah.bsky.social - ko-fi.com/caelan <Got my PhD at a ghost school> <they/them>

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15h
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 3h
Happy reverse reverse diarrhea day for all who celebrate 💕🙏🏻
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 8h
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I didn’t think they ate the wood as a treat I thought it was to build their fuckass dams why’s he making it sound scrumptious 😩
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was in the market district of Imperial City and everyone was so rude??? “Filthy pickpocket!” “Dirty thief!” Like who the fuck raised you to talk to another person like this???
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I honestly probably don’t need any of this rat meat
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John Duncan @johntheduncan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who is the "subject" of genocide?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Why do they always have to be perverts, like gays or pedophiles” I have enough “allies” thanks you can go back to whatever it was you were doing.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The people want hard dicks in men’s fat assess you fucking fools. You blithering failures
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Hate to tell you this” No, you don’t. You fucking love it. You’re a dirty little pedant and you’re giving us ALL a bad name by pretending you don’t enjoy it. That’s why people think we’re joyless when truly we are the embodiment of glee, the leaping dolphins of humanity.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the Cornell students accused of gang rape, Scott Kretzschmar, denies it and says through his attorney that they are going to “confront” the survivor through the court system. I can already tell you that means victim-blaming, DARVO, and smears. She is going to need a lot more of our support.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The UK right's current political project is to co-opt the language of antidiscrimination to make bigotry legally unimpeachable.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That is in fact not what homosexual means lol
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember this post (tweet?) that was like "even the nazis knew what a woman is" but I can't find it now does anyone have it
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An epidemic of not taking your fucking shit anymore lol
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I Quit My Job Because of JK Rowling"
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't watch the new Harry Potter series. Not even if you plan on keeping your HBO subscription because of other movies and shows on the platform. Not even if you pirate it. Do not watch it.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that time a literal nazi tried to sell fake estrogen to trans women but was too stupid to not caught in a day youtu.be/5oLkO5ZDQWo
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Premiere in 1 hour!
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that time a literal nazi tried to sell fake estrogen to trans women but was too stupid to not caught in a day youtu.be/5oLkO5ZDQWo
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tomorrow at 10:30 am Pacific... I quit.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love that people believe that engineers are getting rings made of “a collapsed bridge” 😩😩😩
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Russet potato with speech bubble point down down
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Debra Messing is legitimately a terrible actor and somehow that makes her being a terrible person that much more annoying. Like, what use are you??? No talent AND a Zionist? Why do you exist? GO!
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s so nice to not be on twitter and not see Joanne’s rantings every morning
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought the “boom!” was referring to violence but apparently it was just some made up then they all clapped pwnage shit.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Monopoly is crazy like what do you mean my landlord is a thimble?
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So excited for my vacuum to get its first slurp of these new floors 🥵🫪
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s amazing to me how many people have never heard of an accomplice. Oh so if I helped you plan how to kill someone and then you did it, all of a sudden that’s on me? Yes! You’re an accessory to murder!
YouTube video title: ChatGPT Killed a Child

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@moop3788 • 11 months ago
If someone told me to commit a crime or something else, is it that person's fault if I do it? Are we really trying to say that we have no free will when talking to Al? I'm sorry but blaming Al for people acting on its 'advice' is removing the blame from the people doing the actions. The blame still lies with the person taking the action.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You genuinely have to be rotted to think Elon Musk made Twitter better and your evidence is “zuck is back on X” It’s like seeing a carved pumpkin on a hot porch in early December like I just KNOW there are worms behind those hollow lightless eyes 🫩
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All these internet blowhards are mad at me for selling out an oppressed minority group, no matter how many times I explain CALMLY that it was convent for me to do so!
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Self diagnosing isn’t valid” oh yeah then how come I’m allowed to say I’m gay without choking on a fat one huh
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cis people see trans people upset about their rights being stripped as “performative outrage” because they often can’t understand what it’s like to genuinely give a fuck about trans people. Their allyship is performative and therefore so must be our anger over attacks against us.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Idc if it’s polyamorous I wanna play settlers of catan
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And I won't be laughin' at the lies when I'm gone And I can't question how or when or why when I'm gone And I, I can't live proud enough to die when I'm gone So I, I guess I'll do it while I'm here
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Katya saying Lauren Boebert is lead associate at Groomingdales lives in my head with rent control.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If I was just a little more condescending, I'd start a web series where I sit down with someone who thinks cigarettes are inherently harmful, put a pack of them on the table, and then we sit and wait for it to do something harmful on it's own. 30 minutes of uncomfortable silence. "Any moment now..."
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate when people in my comments assume I’ve seen whatever video is blowing up on leftist YouTube. I only watch tutorial videos and this guy who restores cool old shit wordlessly. Also the same Jenni Nicholson video on Evermore or whatever it was called.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Things can be fucked up without any extreme behind the scenes coordination - and they often are 😒🫩
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i actually don't think that many things are psyops because they don't really have to be
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fun fact it was originally called buffalo sauce
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I love in horror movies when the victim is like “I’ll scream 🥺” as if that’s literally never occurred to the killer and he has to mansplain to them like “We’re in the middle of nowhere 🫶🏻 hope this helps!”
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hoots @hoots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New video!
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 17/09/2026
"Enjoy the camps" is a succinct summation of the current moment trans people find ourselves in. People who insist they're allies also loudly proclaim they won't lift a finger to help us, will say nothing when we're attacked and even tacitly agree with the attacks, and still claim moral superiority.
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you just know that posting "i'm just trying to start a polite conversation about who deserves human rights" will not be marked 'toxic,' but anyone responding 'hey fuck off with that' will earn +5 toxic points
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The older I get the more i understand sue sylvester
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s like I always say
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
With all due respect this is like interviewing an alcoholic in a bar and asking if everyone there has a drinking problem.
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are liberals on here that are literally telling trans people to vote for the leopards eating faces party unironically.
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