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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every screenwriting lesson reminds you that "a character needs motivation" to the point where it sounds cliché. then you watch season 8 of Game of Thrones and realize it's absolutely 1000% gospel truth
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
after watching House of the Dragon it annoys me that Daenerys doesn't use a saddle to ride Drogon in Game of Thrones
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
first ever Game of Thrones season 7 rewatch. the dialogue was ROUGH. every character is doing a bland impression of themselves from season 4. with the notable exception of Sandor Clegane aka The Hound who should have his hands cut off for stealing literally every scene he's in.
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
can't stop giggling at the way Magneto's helmet is drawn in this panel
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
RIP Lake Ontario
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The X-Files is soooooooooooo boring. i want to like it but it's like watching sexy paint dry.
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a hamburger? in this economy?
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
imagine your husband brings home a unicorn and it's Melisandre The Red Witch (your husband is Stannis Baratheon)
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
save the cheerleader save the world 😭
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
getting ripped and blasting Celine Dion
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i like my rock n roll a lil jazzy. i like my jazz a lil funky. i like my funk with some disco. i like my disco with a lil soul. i like my soul with a lil country. i like my country with a lil rock n roll.
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i'm so tired of pretending Jason Sudeikis is funny
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Pickles
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Rhaenyra getting a big whiff of that one-day musk. #HotD
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
i wipe orthogonally
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Peter Dinklage slips seamlessly into fantastical British realms by speaking in his signature Fancy American accent
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
farted so loud at work the receptionist quit
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
clowns are scary because they're sexy
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
nyan
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
here's an old one
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
some insane MILFS at costco today
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
happy friday daddy needs his juice
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"i wouldn't know if i had the diarrhea parasite or not" pfft yeah sure ok like i'm the ONLY ONE storing my diarrhea in jars and keeping detailed notes on the weight/ color/ texture.
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
sometimes i lose hope that anything good can happen and then a senator shits himself to death
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RIP Lindsey Graham. Yet another queer life ruined by the conservative agenda.
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
here's an old one
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
working full time is cool cause you're too tired to do anything after work so your entire life rushes by in a numb blur of mundanity. no need to feel anything or think about the world around you. in a sense we are truly free. modernity rules!
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Community season 4 is obviously bad but the Freaky Friday episode is one of my personal favorites. I like that they gave Britta & Troy breaking up actual emotional weight and the Dean as Jeff Winger is downright hilarious.
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
can't play the theremin around my gf she gets too horny
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i'll drive thru a Raising Cane's and say "door dash for Josh" and 9/10 times i get free chicken
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
just like my dad
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
if my science knowledge is right the poop was already there
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
is iced coffee supposed to fill you with rage?
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ZOOTED COMIX @zooted-comics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
America is neat cause you'll get an apology from a fast food chain before you get one from your father
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