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Dave

@bluedave61.bsky.social
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Family, Everton,music. Woke leftie. Trump is a nazi. Starmer is a shithouse tory.

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Paul McCartney in the shining: woke up got outta bed, hugged a ghoul and bonked me head
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Kev Kilroy @silkykilroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just been looking at that Bayeux Tapestry, some cracking stuff on it
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Dave @bluedave61.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What the fuck has this place come to.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Judge: How do you plead? Cunt: Legitimate concerns.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s Peter Shilton’s birthday today but he’s a dickwad. Neville Southall is very nice though and was a better goalie too.
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Giulia Bould @giuliabould.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's World Patient Safety Day. This article reveals the true extent of poor care for those of us with Addison's Disease. There are just 8000 of us with this rare, life-threatening condition The article has found 1 in 200 of us die in Addisonian crisis: parliamentnews.co.uk/poor-and-inc...
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Poor and inconsistent treatment is putting the lives of those with Adrenal insufficiency at risk | Parliament News
On World Patient Safety Day, we must ask ourselves the simple question: where are patients being exposed to risks that we already know how to reduce? For
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Each day stranger than the last.
The Distracted Boyfriend meme, but the boyfriend is now Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, his girlfriend is a furious Hitler and the object of his attention is Ed Sheeran.
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm off to Piddington. I'm going to curl off a massive shite on the village green.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Keep the stem cell conversation going. Talk about it at work. Talk about it at university. Talk about it in the group chat. Awareness spreads when we share it. 💙 #BloodCancerAwarenessMonth
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Dave @bluedave61.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Plink a plink has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour 🎸
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We’ve got @Everton v @ChelseaFC coming up next month. It’ll always be a poignant fixture in our house as in 2008, my stem cells went to a total stranger, who it turns out was a big Chelsea fan. When we eventually met, first thing I did was taking him to Goodison 🤦🏻‍♂️💙
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Dave @bluedave61.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For years, Stephen Lennon has asked supporters to trust him and fund him. A Channel 4 Dispatches investigation, made with HOPE not hate, has raised serious questions about his finances. I’ve added my name calling for a full investigation. Will you? secure.hopenothate.org.uk/page/199860/...
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CALL FOR AN HMRC INVESTIGATION INTO STEPHEN LENNON
A year-long Channel 4 Dispatches investigation has raised serious questions about Stephen Lennon’s finances. Add your name and call on the Government to refer them to HMRC for investigation.
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Everton The Sitcom ™️©️ @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are now available in Home and Bargain (Home Bargains to the wools) around £4. Saves the usual bloke excuse of getting a doctors appointment and waiting. Get one, check yourself, because you dont want to have to go through all this shite if it can be prevented 💪 #prostatecancer
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes I can hear you Tanguy Destable
Matt Berry saying I can hear you Clem Fandango
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Your DNA could be the answer someone is waiting for. You won’t know unless you register. 💙 #StemCellDonor #BloodCancerAwarenessMonth
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In a now deleted tweet, Brain of Britain, Adam Brooks, criticises Andy Burnham's performance at PMQs, even though it doesn't take place until tomorrow.
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Dave @bluedave61.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Have Alexander Armstrong's ears been on steroids? #pointless
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ll be speaking live on @BBCRMersey around 7:15am to discuss the importance of #BloodCancerAwarenessMonth which starts today. Hopefully some of the listeners will be inspired to join either the @AnthonyNolan ,or @DKMS_uk stem cell register and give hope to thousands of families
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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If any US media outlets want Balogun update articles, Everton are probably the English team I cover the most. I'm in the press box for pretty much all their home games, and on top of that, I've covered the USMNT from afar for some years now. </freelancer_post>
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You don’t have to be the #Bobble or #Romano, or even our mate @GiuliaBould to be ITK on transfers. Stem cell transplants are effectively a Free Transfer involving your immune system, transferring to another club to save their lives. A bit like our search for a RB. Link in bio
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
In an attempt to intimidate Canada, Trump posted an ai image of illegally crossing into Switzerland.
Trump being a dumbfuck
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The abrupt falling sensation you sometimes experience just as you’re going to sleep, known as a hypnogogic jerk, is a common phenomenon that has a perfectly natural explanation, and is caused by ghosts trying to drag you to hell.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258 Please share. TY x
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The Secret Barrister @barristersecret.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Apparently £5million can’t buy you enough security to protect you from an imaginary threat.
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Sir Basil @sirbasil.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I don't think there should be a defibrilator on Snowdon. And that's a hill I'm prepared to die on
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
NEW | A corrective to the gushing tributes… LIDDLE TO BE CELEBRATED An honest obituary for Rod Liddle, dead at 66, dead inside for many years before that. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/liddle-to-...
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Liddle to be celebrated
An honest obituary for Rod Liddle, dead at 66, dead inside for many years before that.
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David Durant @bowsy.co.uk · 27/07/2026
For unknown reasons the Number 10 media team still doesn't have anything official on Bluesky so I spent 15 mins vibe-coding up this which automatically shares @andyburnham.bsky.social 's Instagram and TikTok posts. @unofficialandy.bsky.social #AndyBurnham Please share away!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He’s tweeting from prison about not having contact with the outside world. I think we’re all on Team Cannibal now.
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
If Burnham had any patter he'd give the Falklands to Spain
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Repost from August 2024
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We need more countries and therefore more teams. 500. 500 beautiful countries. Lancashire, Nambia, Button Moon. Hysteria. Poundland. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Gianni Infantino opens door to 64-team World Cup
Plans for a 64-team men's world cup are set to be picked up and assessed in detail after the 2026 tournament with Fifa boss Gianni Infantino saying football needs to be "for the whole world".
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NORTHERN RESIDENT ARTIST @northresidentart.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The first ever painting of @EvertonStadium from an italian coffee shop on the docks Its on display at the amorous cat gallery in Lark lane today and next week Please repost so people see my art #everton #liverpoolartscene #GaryNorth
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Dave @bluedave61.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Binface v Froghead.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nigel Farage vs "the establishment" He went to private school, worked as a stockbroker, has been a professional politician for 31 years, has his own TV show, is a brand ambassador for gold, is mates with POTUS, accepted a secret £5m gift, and owns five houses bought outright with cash What a rebel
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Everton The Sitcom ™️©️ @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/1D4Z... This Dr from Aintree, like myself, was diagnosed with metastatic prostate cancer. He received the same treatment im currently recieving. He's completely cancer free. This gives me so much hope. This is my target 💪
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Dave @bluedave61.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I take back everything I thought about Hederson, he certainty made me happy with his Norman Wisdom type antics.
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James Cook @jamesecook.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"Not ALL the single ladies" - Nuancé
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
@Everton Season Ticket holder Frankie Joyce has ran an extra 1km every day this month (296 miles) to help raise funds to help @anthonynolan.bsky.social to fight blood cancer 💪🏽 He’s just £71 off his £1000 target. Let’s see if we can get him over the line tonight💙 www.justgiving.com/page/helpfra...
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Frankie's fundraiser for Blues against blood cancer
Help Frankie Joyce raise money to support Anthony Nolan
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Once again, read this from the fantastic and clever Brian Bilston. bsky.app/profile/bria...
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Dave @bluedave61.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Bit late I know, I've got 2 tickets for Elvis Costello at The Olympia in liverpool tonight I can't use, they were £75 each, I can transfer via ticketmaster, free if anyone can use them. #elviscostello
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Blues Against Blood Cancer @bluesvbloodcancer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Blood cancer doesn't care which team you support. That's why football fans everywhere can unite behind one goal: Saving lives. #FootballFamily #BABC #WorldCup www.dkms.org.uk/get-involved...
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Be The Match
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🎶 Three lines on my shirt, One's ketchup, one's mustard, Not sure 'bout the third, I think it might be custard 🎶
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tommy cares so much he can't even remember Henry's name.
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