iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i think i'm better than everyone because i don't vape OR gamble

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026

evolution should happen faster i want more appendages and a whole new structure of ass

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zero ultra bimboween @zeroultrabimbo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

the purpose of bluesky is to find beautiful women and make them laugh

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

had a dream they added a new prime asset to outlast trials but it was just a giant yoga ball that chased you around the map indiana jones style

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

choreographing a sex scene for a fanfic rn, i feel like a nun forced to write booktok erotica. suddenly i have forgotten every freaky ao3 work i have ever read.

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

every winter my toes are numb until spring

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/08/2026

instead of sex scenes both characters should look at the camera and say in unison "and then we FUCKED" and then they both do that thing where you put your index finger in and out of a hole made by your other hand

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Rotty Kato @rottykato.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

These are alternatives to subscription based programs. #free #subscription #save

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

spending my off day as god intended, reading gay porn in a discount tire

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

i long to hear gangnam style again like a wife waiting for her husband to return from war

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

the new skeletor just sounds like jerma's bugelberry voice 😭💀

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

just learned me and obama are in the same tribe. not really sure what to do with this information...

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JayCee Jay @jayceez.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

my applications to be ridden hard by a jockey on a dirt track are always declined, sport is rigged smdh

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/05/2026

i see a horse has won the kentucky derby again. this is beginning to feel rigged

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

jerma live TWICE in one day?? we so back

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

drank a cup of coffee the size of my head and i think it's affecting me in strange ways...

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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 26/04/2026

Great night, could’ve been better though

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

remember when those guys fuckin imploded. that shit rocked

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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

had a really detailed, serious dream that astarion got brain surgery from victor gideon. it was an important procedure he decided to go through to better his life or something. they shaved his head for the surgery but his hair kept growing back bc vampire ig. gideon was actually a good doctor too...

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 15/03/2026

doing party tricks where i rail enough fent to kill a horse and then calmly parallel park a cadillac eldorado

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Brian M 🇺🇦 @bravado1.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Bards will sing songs of the righteous fates delivered to people who don’t return shopping carts

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

irritated and anxious at the club

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

i need men to stop fucking playing with me. i will bite your goddamn head off like a spider woman.

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

watching a beautiful middle aged man throw it back in the club. life is good.

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

they want me soooo bad (the court systems)

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

she oin on my go till i boingo

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 26/12/2025

my new year's resolution is to gain 6000 pounds

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

im deadass nodding off in the club to nickleback dubstep

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

we are not even a quarter way through this boss fight

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

queer joy is when you grab a hammer and you

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RandallMakArt🍉 @randallmakart.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I think I speak for everyone today when I say: Rest in Peace Haru Urara

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Nate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 10/09/2025

Charlie Kirk would want us all to remember right now that guns are not the problem

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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

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bloomlin @bloomlin.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

there are two wolves inside me. one of them wants to explode every conservative. the other loves my nana.

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

im just here bc i dont want to help train mechahitler and yes im judging you if that isnt reason enough to get you off there

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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I’m praying he’s cognizant and terrified when the demons drag him away.

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Iain @iainnd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.

Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.

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Soup 🜏🐺 @soupgarou.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

if i ever have to show id to look at porn im just booting up rdr2 and hitting the button that makes arthur call his horse a good girl for 20 minutes

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