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@blinx.bsky.social
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 2h
I take back everything I’ve ever said about Anya Taylor Joy she’s fantastic in LUCKY on Apple TV
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 6h
wait Julie’s followed you all awell ffs there goes my life savings
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 10h
ok hun
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 21h
jokes on you I hate sleeping anyway
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
Siegfried & Roy, 2003
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
watching backroomx and getting feart
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SKEPATLI PULE 7 SQUIDS
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Richard Tice is a thick cunt
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When did mice stop doing this?
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MOUNTAIN PERIL
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Widows Bay is a jolly watch eh
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sure jan
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see my wry takes on today’s news stories have not passed muster
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOT EX CONS IN YOUR AREA
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ST TRINIANS EN MARSEILLE IS IT
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PENT-NO BARBIT-LOL more like
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who named it teetotal and not non-winery
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see my wry takes on today’s news stories have not passed muster
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PENT-NO BARBIT-LOL more like
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ST TRINIANS EN MARSEILLE IS IT
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOT EX CONS IN YOUR AREA
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am tempted by the red serum off the socials
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its chocolate time let’s have a chocolate
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SUBURBAN RELAPSE
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TINDERBOX BRITAIN
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Alan Burns @alanburns.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
John Lewis ad with a sad bottom-of-a-well voice over the top of a harmonium drone version of The Vengabus Is Coming
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
three pound bottle of Albanian wine is also good n strong
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hello pretty lady
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chris Mason is looking more and more like if Gollum sold insurance.
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fuck them pensioners (I’m 51)
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Albanian garlic is good n strong
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Result of sneezing during CT scan Original post
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not being funny but when I want actual compassion I talk to my American friends
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hello honey it’s been years I’ve been waiting
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bluesky, duh
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Iran.
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
demi tab and the absolute craft of walking safely up twisty mountain roads
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ee I’ve a right
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oo
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
London bits roll dump
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
j’aime bien le telefiction SILO
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Sexy Plato's Cave @andrewblair.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Just to remind you all that Chewbacca “remains decidedly apolitical”
From the Star Wars Visual Encyclopaedia: 

CHEWBACCA
Having spent more than two centuries witnessing the rise and fall of darkness in the galaxy, Chewbacca remains decidedly apolitical. His focus is always his family, whether related by blood or by the bonds of friendship. Human lifespans are much shorter than those of Wookiees, and Chewie has had to say goodbye to many humans over the course of his long life.
But he carries their spirit with him, heartened by the knowledge that his companionship has enriched their lives to some degree. Chewie's honor family now encompasses Rey, Poe, and Finn, for each of these new-generation heroes have meant so much to Han and Leia.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A.I. and corporate lingo are dragging language ynto drugged realmes of vague, airy, plastic nothingnesse: glitz and hyperbole wythout meaning. Language must have fur and clawes, make the floorboardes creake and leave wet dirtye footprintes. Wordes are rayne and fyre and stone. Wielde them. Save us.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/09/2025
I actually come from long line of dead people
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
flavours of Vlorë
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is my emoji sad? It looks it is ☹️
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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back to the dismal busywork of dreaming.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ee lads I’m in fair Illyria might even lay a scene see what happens
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