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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 3h
I take back everything I’ve ever said about Anya Taylor Joy she’s fantastic in LUCKY on Apple TV
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 7h
yes awell - it’s olde Englishe you probably haven’t come across it before
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 7h
wait Julie’s followed you all awell ffs there goes my life savings
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 7h
I think it’s fair to say it’s proper cheap and also you get what you pay for I’ll spend a few days in Tirana before I leave and see how that feels will update as and when
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
thanks rupes
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
on the whole I’d say nah of course it could be a whole different story in the high season on the upside tho this is a great negroni /end
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
but by the same token I haven’t seen anyone actually smile either so the couple of trips I’ve done outside of the town have been pretty bleak affairs (see figs 2+3)
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
there is also not an in any way friendly or welcoming vibe at all socially vibeless like please let’s not notice each other at all please thank you (I’m just going off the few interactions I’ve had and watching people interact with each other so this could be grossly unfair)
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
tbf tho I haven’t tried any of the nicer looking restaurants so the culture is an extremely mind your own business culture to the extent that they don’t really seem acknowledge each other at all while not in any way at all unfriendly, like there is absolutely no edge or bad vibes in any way
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
It is cheap for accom - I have made the mistake of thinking an apartment and cooking my own food would be cheaper but the groceries are not cheap at all and the meat does naht look appetizing) - I have made a false economy there because eating out is really cheap but also super bland -
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 8h
it is quite grotty tbh it’s very much a developing country in that faint underlying gentle constant whiff of sewerage wherever you go put your dirty loo paper in a bin kind of a way there are on the surface swish resorty hotels but they are not at all swish really (see private beach fig 1 below)
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 11h
ok hun
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 14h
same shame same shame it’s very relatable
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 15h
pasta / mash tomayto / tomarto I’m just pleased it didn’t end up a black sludge in the bottom of your salad drawer
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 22h
jokes on you I hate sleeping anyway
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 03/10/2026
Siegfried & Roy, 2003
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
creeped me the fuck out 10/10
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
watching backroomx and getting feart
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*SKEPASTI
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I CLAIM YOUR FACE
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SKEPATLI PULE 7 SQUIDS
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
did you try it?
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Richard Tice is a thick cunt
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When did mice stop doing this?
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MOUNTAIN PERIL
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put it in your mash
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Widows Bay is a jolly watch eh
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sure jan
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MURES MURES
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see my wry takes on today’s news stories have not passed muster
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOT EX CONS IN YOUR AREA
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ST TRINIANS EN MARSEILLE IS IT
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PENT-NO BARBIT-LOL more like
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well yes
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who named it teetotal and not non-winery
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at least you’re writing
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see my wry takes on today’s news stories have not passed muster
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PENT-NO BARBIT-LOL more like
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m on a serum diet
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ST TRINIANS EN MARSEILLE IS IT
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HOT EX CONS IN YOUR AREA
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am tempted by the red serum off the socials
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean 100% zero other places
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
literally flaunting them for all to see
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its chocolate time let’s have a chocolate
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ITS A GOOD LIFE
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
INNER CITY PRO LAPS
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maffth @blinx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SUBURBAN RELAPSE
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