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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2h

Terminator 2 is a great movie but I think it would've been even better if when Arnold shot the terminator in the face he then said 'Grow a head, make my day' James Cameron: SECURITY!!

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 2h

So as not to offend mother fuckers out there, going to start saying "Mothra Fucker" instead

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 1h

according to my mood ring it’s almost pizza o’clock

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 58m

on today’s episode of the pod we breakdown. that’s it, we just breakdown.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 6h

Always had a hard time with multiple choice questions

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 6h

Judge: Before I pass sentence would you like to say anything to the court? Me: When you want it the most There's no easy way out When you're ready to go And your heart's left in doubt Don't give up on your faith Love comes to those who believe it. And that's the way it is. Judge: (crying) Just go.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 9h

“you have company, dear” Misery: tell them i don’t wanna see them “c’mon now, you know no one will believe that”

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11h

You think el niño is bad? Just wait until it becomes el adulto.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 7h

As a ruthless band of pirates slaughters his crew, Cap'n Crunch sits in the galley eating another bowl of cereal

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 7h

Just as it was foretold: Lady Liberty will destroy Washington DC in a hailstorm of fire and then begin her long odyssey back home.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 10h

We're gonna need a bigger stress ball.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“Enough to live comfortably?” Companies: (laughs hysterically) No.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Me: Tell me your wisdom, O Wise One. Old Man: IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS. Me: What? Why are you handing me a wooden sword? Old Man: Pay me for the door repair charge. Me: … Old Man: Look buddy, I need this gig. Take the sword, give me money, then get the fuck out. (shoots fireballs)

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

a strawberry strudel would fix me probably

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

ME: It's a show about a private detective who's obsessed with his weight PRODUCER: Keep talking ME: called Magnum BMI HIM: Get out

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m sorry, I just like the word onus.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Behold, the second seal was opened and the squirrels were taken up to be with the lord to prepare for Armageddon.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

saw a squirrel being raptured on my ring camera

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Subjectively, “Too Far Gone?,” but objectively the entire Master of Puppets album.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That and she slept with Robert Plant, but who didn’t, amirite.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

“I want my kids to have sex.” - what I hear when my coworker says they want “a lot of grandchildren”

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

To not die in the robot wars and finish my book on tape

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You really are my lucky star* *giant ball of flaming gas that may not even exist any more

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Election season is getting pretty ridiculous. Just got a targeted ad for some state senator while watching porn. “Time and a place,” lady, this thinly crafted narrative about a seduction in a TOGO’s sandwich shop can’t follow your tough on corporate corruption. smh

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

(Jersey accent) Learn to spell, jerk off.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Famous seems less apt than notorious. Nazis were famous for being killed in three of the five Indiana Jones movies.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

That sounds awful. I need to try it.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I thought it only crushed his penis

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

being mean to the right people is good

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Colonel Sanders? not a colonel

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

What do you mean bathtub nachos aren't a romantic third date idea??

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“Under the bridge downtown” was for years in my mind “unage shawn tawn.” Just thought it was Stipe level gibberish.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Turns out the rib bone was connected to the life bone. #RIPShortKing

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

tbh the story loses a step when he takes off the mask

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Predator: (gargle talk) Me: I don’t know why California voted for him twice either. Predator: (gargle talk) Me: Yes, I know he killed your brother in the first movie. Predator: (sobbing gargle) Me: It’s okay, buddy. I’m sure that happens to lots of space monsters.

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James Blackstone @blackstonejn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026